What does Sup Forums think about Elves? They are obviously the most pure race

What does Sup Forums think about Elves? They are obviously the most pure race.

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Wood Elves are the greatest.

But they still get boned by the Tomb Kings.

Faggot much?

Who, in turn, get boned by Skaven. Glory to the Horned Rat!

I agree they are very pure, especially looking at Tolkien's view on an Elven society. I dream about being an elf and living in their far away kingdoms all the time..

Vampires > Elves

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Another example of what REAL elves should look like. pure and perfect

When Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings he made the elves as his image of a perfect race.

Why compare the two?

Dwarves vs. Elves is a more relevant trope.

i am one

what about vampire elves?

You can’t /thread yourself newfriend

post your ass and feet please

Because they share a lot of aspects.
Virtual immortality. Combat prowess. Proud heritage.

But the difference is elves are meant to represent a perfect society, while vampires are bound to destroy the human society and imposing their control on the prays.

Badass and immortal. I'd prefear to be a vampire all the time.

>pointy ears
>no facial hair
>faggot looking
>androgynous
>probably a degenerate

2/10 cuz they're mostly immortal.

I agree Tolkien's creation of the Elven society is probably the biggest reason why i got into Tolkien's universe

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Trying too much. Both societies would reject the guy.

Actually, homosexuality is forbidden and viewed as taboo to elves. Degeneracy is not allowed either. Please think before you post.

that shit aint pure bruh

How elves should really look like, peter jackson made them too humanlike.

not yet

It has begun!
The east will fall, so shall the kingdom of Angramar rise!
The time of the Elves is over
The Age of the Orc has come!

Look at that weak jawline. NOT AT ALL.

>rooting for the orcs
moooddssss

only dwarves, you fags

Something being is a "taboo" or "forbbiden" doesn't mean that it doesn't happen, and no one cares if it is allowed or not.

Pic related.

They make great stealth archers.

>>Faggot much
No i'm a girl dumbfuck

>pencil dicks

nah m8 I'll stick w my uruk bois

incel detected. Dwarves are manlets while elves are Chad.

youtube.com/watch?v=NJVxEaGrHS4

I like pointy eared bitches and how they're basically mortal demigods of battle and literally nothing else, whether they're from Middle earth, some Craftworld in the 41st millenium, or best of all, Comorragh

tits or gtfo, whats your fucking problem

the uruk hai are the literal niggers of Middle Earth

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The only thing which are long in elves are their ears

Dwarves have monster cocks

Elves are the most logical creatures. Do you think they will allow such degeneracy to survive? They are the ultimate being of what humans must evolve to.

Which universe are we talking here

still more fuckable than fairyfags and midgets

A 4 inch cock would be dragging on the ground on a dwarf. Obviously it looks monstrous.

Middle Earth's depiction of Elves has by far the most superior race of Elves

kek

go suck your manlet elven cock

you can't even grow facial hair, you fucks

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at first i was like

then i was

Have fun with the manlet neckbeard dwarves that let Orcs (basically Niggers) take their homeland from them.

Plebs.
Plebs all around.

around elves, watch yourselves.

skaven or dwarves are superior indeed.

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I mean if we're going into that, I'd say Paolini's depiction of elves is by far the most superior

who cares about facial hair if youre 6'3"?
i dont

we kill orcs by thousands

you are too busy talking with trees and having sex perhaps once per 1000 years

why are you still here

why is no one posting those gyaru hentai dark elf sluts?

yeah but if elves are so superior, how did smeagol become of? is he degenerates like Sup Forums?

fuck off faggot

Paolini's depiction is also very good, ill give you that. both authors created vastly superior races for their given realms

C'mon, just browse trough any other thread in Sup Forums and i assure you'll find porn.

I'm not really a fan. I know there are plenty of people who like the early stuff but later on things just got kinda sweaty and weird

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Gollum actually used to be a hobbit named Smeagol, until he found the ring which corrupted him until he became Gollum

no he used to be an elf

prove me wrong faggot

"one of the river folk not much different to hobbits" to paralyse old Frodo

have at thee knife ear lovers

He was a 'Stoor', wich is one of the 3 different hobbit races.

masterrace reporting in

nigga i dont need to. it;s for your own knowledge anyway. if he used to be a hobbit, he wouldve known bilbo's scent when he found the ring in the ditch; also would've known the shire. faggot

Wrong universe, pal..

no fuck you faggot lying shit head

>Gollum was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk, who lived near the Gladden Fields. Originally known as Sméagol, he was corrupted by the One Ring and later named Gollum after his habit of making "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat".
First thing that pops up on google

yeah, one of them really short elves with no pointy ears

twat

cowbro. you guys are a rare and charming breed

Do you even read, kiddo?

Don't think vampires need to be in a society.

lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Gollum

give him a break hes obviously retarded

why not? :/

i read your mom was a whore and craigslist and called her up and fucked that bitch balls deep faggot

Drow>Others

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no fuck you tree huggers, this is now a Tauren thread

Hobbits definitely hobbits

WoW sucks

Dafuq, i don't even like elves, i was just poiting the other anons were talkin' about tolkien universe and shit..

good try sport maybe next time

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>tauren calling the elves tree huggers
nigga, tauren are shamanistic as fuck and fuck trees in their spare time

and they're fuckin' pacifists...

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