/heem/: islam edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=ORjVxKdfm9c
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fuck your mom

n+1th for Jones

post you're low-key boy

Reminder to eat you shit whole, not piece by piece.

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kevin lee based as fuck

i want to shatter karolina's cervix with all 4 of my inches. i want her slavic babies.

DC gonna whoop that ass come July

p4p best legs?

why do so many lesbians have undercuts

Claudia = monkey boy
Karlolina = woman

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Valentina

who's your favorite fighter that has murdered muslims?

Which one are you, /heem/?

You should be banned for posting this 11 posts early.

Tira Misu

wtf did his parents do to him growing up

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I think Tim Kennedy's the only UFC fighter who's done that. Could be wrong, though. Does anyone know of any other UFC fighters who have served on the front lines?

says the autist posting redpill comics

You are in no position to call anyone an autist, lad.

what a tough guy

brian stann was a marine or something

Brian Stann you casual 189er faggot

This

Ireland is a faggot

I´m wondering why all the mma fighters still don´t invest more time and energy into learning how to present themselves. It´s obviously a huge part in todays MMA world. I´m not a nuthugger but I think that McGregor was right: most of the fighters are exactly as stereotypical as someone outside the sport might think.
The only one who kinda used the opportunity was DC to create some buzz for himself.

And Kevin Lees impression of tupac was just cringeworthy.

t. nerd faggot mud eating twink

I didn't like him at first, but he's starting to grow on me. He's really made improvements in his game lately, he's had two impressive knockout wins in a row.

You guys think the prelim and fightpass fights will be good? I sort of want to watch them but I also want to fence

Where were you when homosexuality became a sport?

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Tim Kennedy was the scariest guy in the UFC. Watched an interview with him and Ariel and you could just see the crazy in his eyes. Reminded me of Jason Bateman in a way. If he didn't serve he would be a serial killer for sure

you dont have to reply to every single post in the thread you major autismo

Was but a wee lad

2/3 of the fight pass bouts are missable if you have other stuff to do, but the prelims are pretty stacked. If you do decide to fence, you can always watch the replays of the fights on mma-core.com afterwards.

>jason bateman
kek you mean patrick

you can probably skip FP ones without regret, but the proper prelims are looking spicy,

he knows what he means, user

what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?

How come I hate this sport so much?

both dc and jon

dc got a new script writer for sure, and jon must have fired his because this is the first time he's swore over and over in an pc

>Kevin Lee dressed like a walking fabric sample
>punches another man in the face at a press conference
>security send more people to hold back the guy who got assaulted than Lee
>nothing will happen to Lee
>Nunes the downsyndrome lioness gets to do whatever the fuck she wants
>drug addict hit and run niggers get title shots

Why do the new owners favour subhuman shitskins so much?

kek

Cynthia and Gastelum wen Oh shit simultaneously

Oh yeah got me haha. Watched American Psycho years ago sry

NotePad is being impersonated again, he would NEVER add news links without the headline greentexted. Pack it up and try again next time

youtu.be/QEBbfTAhp3c

Jon is a good guy he dind do nuffin

dude Poirier/Alvarez is on the prelims

UFC fans are bent, the "sport" is rubbish, biggest draw recognises this and wants to be a boxer.

I hate this sport so much but I want to see what happens when those guys fight.

/Famous/ bless

>chimps out about muh momma even though didnt insult her
>rushes and gets punkd
>WAAAH LEEE IS A NIGGER
dumbass

Alright thanks brehs

>Nunes the downsyndrome lioness

But the biggest draw is a fat white woman who thinks she's part black and wanted to kill herself when she lost or be impregnated by her 6'7" boyfriend whom she probably calls "daddy".

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thats western world in a nutshell for you bud, and guess who the new (((owners))) are

against who, Shogun?

Eddie "No-Kill Dog Shelter" Alvarez

on the card? what fighting himself?

guys he still hasn't mentioned his BIGG NEWS

i assume it meant so he could step into jons spot, so fighting no one

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hope she gets heemed

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BENTO WAS FED AND BLESSED US WITH DC BEING A SAVAGE ON THE MIC AND A SPICY 211. Thank you all for your contributions to the church of bento regardless of who your picks are

When's he fighting again?

holy fuck she unironically could play a vampire without special makeup

they mean "in fighting shape and ready to replace one of the fighters if something goes awry"

part of her charm

youtu.be/_2ruc1QANYs?t=6m57s

KEK, is this a truth bomb?

how do i get into ufc

BABADOOK

Her looking like some sort of sexy goblin race is probably why I'm autistic for her

youtube.com/watch?v=ORjVxKdfm9c

>he has been compared to Turd Ferguson, and generally tries to act tough, yet is a complete weakling.

Kevin Lee's wiki. Fucking kek, which one of you fuckers was it?

michael
his standup is like julianna pena's

>DC pulls out because AKA and knees don't mix
>Manuwa heems a ring rusted, can't deal with fighters his size Jones
>Cocaine coon retires to compete in Nascar.

i want jones to lose but i just know its not gonna happen
why do the bad guys win /heem/?

Smart decision. Jon jones has an immense capacity for shitting the bed. I won´t get my hopes up until I hear the bell.

Post p4p top five in fucking up

>Cocaine coon
lol now there's a sport you REALLY can't be on drugs

Vampires are the superior race. Blood is PED.

*chiesa runs beard first into right hand*

do you guys consider driving a sport?

youtube.com/watch?v=nqmvMIZCkZ4

MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT BOI

qt / 10

Flustered that your mom is a fan and bought tickets?

CHECK MATE, ATHEISTS

More like *cuck security dive to block Chiesa so the porch monkey dressed like an extra from Miami vice can feel good about himself with his free shot*

That will probably be the most damage Lee will do to Chiesa, mental midgets like Lee don't last long in this sport, they tend to burn up fast.

as kids we used to drive like this on the merritt parkway and i95 now it just terrifies me

Lol the whiteboy chimped out

His neck is tilted loser

yes

What fucking neck

>running up on a nigga and expecting not to get smacked up
chalkskin on suicide watch

Why did he come dressed like 13 year old girl's diary?

>Chiesa chimps out but it's Kevin Lee's fault

Take it back to Sup Forums you waste of space

It's called fashion. Something you know nothing about.

Triggered as fuck coons/cucks.

>he punched my daddy!
>he's dressed weird!
get off his nuts you weirdo

They should do another military card like UFC 130