My roommate stole my tv and I have no proof it was mine... What can I do...

My roommate stole my tv and I have no proof it was mine... What can I do? He was moving out and just took my tv and won't give it back. I have no serial numbers or anything... I bought it like 2 years ago.

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Break into his new place, steal everything but your TV and burn it all in the woods.
You can also just steal it back but that would be less funny.

Go visit him and usb trojan his laptop with animal porn.

Get him a grindr profile and offer out his ass for treats

Hair isnt curly in sketch.

Stop watching the electronic jew
He did you a favor

It's literally just the glasses

It's time for an upgrade anyways

credit card statement

That doesn’t help if it was 2 years ago. Police could say he sold it and the charge won’t show up as “user’s TV purchase. It’s a Sony.” It’ll just say some shit like “Best Buy - $XXX”. What if he bought it in cash?

OP, go steal that shit back.

If you know for a fact that he has it...tell him one last time you want it back.....give him a day or two...then catch him off by himself and hit him across the ribs with a wooden bat...he'll fall down from the pain....do his knees then walk away ...don't say shit to him....his word against yours...just like the tv.

Well, wouldn't it be sad if he ended up with a broken window and had no proof who did it?

I don't know about you but if someone steals from me and I tell them kindly once to give it back and they refuse I'm beating the fuck out of them. He doesn't respect you, why respect him?

Have any pictures of the tv from before he was a roommate?

Grab a hammer and give him the ole tonya Harding aka pop that knee cap

Wear gloves and mix bleach and ammonia in a bottle with a small hole in it and throw it in his house when he is asleep.
Make sure you don't breath in the fumes.

Contract a hitman, and make him pay with blood...

He has offended your gods by stealing the tv. You have offended your gods by not doing anything. Make him a blood sacrifice to please your gods or your luck will get worse.

Not OP, but you need to think about your solution. OP has lost some number of hundreds of dollars in the form of property. Your solution involves spending thousands of dollars more to NOT get the property back. Are you retarded?

Either make him give it back or admit you're a pussy

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