ITT we all work in our new chinese restaurant

ITT we all work in our new chinese restaurant

So anons who know how to cook something?

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Okay, I'll go pour the old used up hot peanut oil in the gopher hole out back. 2 birds am I right? 3 if we sell it to be eaten too.

I found this on the street, any ideas?

Do you know how to cook fucking rice?

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don’t worry guys I found a penguin

THIS WILL BE OUR SOUP OF THE DAY, BOIL THEM ALL ALIVE

Ok boss, I thawed out the chicken like you asked

what the hell are you doing? where's the soia?? put soia, i said soia!

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guys where do I put the penguin

if you put it in the fridge he will survive, i think you have to kill him user

should I just strangle him now?

inb4 captcha makes me shoot myself

No user, feed him rice untill he dies, then boil him in water

ANYONE KNOW HOW TO COOK FROG??

uh stab him and then deep fry him

Where's the pork user????

WHERE'S THE PORKK'????

SOMEONE GO BUY MORE ANIMALS

I went to the store but they only had SOUP

go to the dog park and steal something

will do

ok so I got 3 poodles and a golden retriever

i-i d-d-don't t-think w-we can k-kill d-doggos user

shoot that dog user, or i'll put you in the soup

give me the cleaver bud

We're all gonna get fired because we have no wok to do

where’s the delivery driver? is he late?

I'll be the 6-year-old Asian kid sitting in the corner coloring

we have some doggos do you know how to cook them?

i think someone killed him, we also sell drugs now when people ask for some "pork dog with ketchup and soya"

why you are not doctor yet? don't make me hit you again ching chong

OH SHIT WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE WITH GUNS OUTSIDE

WA U WAN?!

we can't call the police, take the guns, defend our rice, OUR RICEEEEEEEEEEEE

DIE FOR THE RICE

Ok, ill prepare lunch

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THE RICE IS BEING STOLEN

THE RIIIIIIIIICE

KIILL THEM ALL SAVE THE RICEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE NEED A /K/OMMANDO FOR RICE DEFENCE

my friend will help us with that RICEEE

GUYS I GOT SHOT


wait nope, just sriracha

here, take some rice, you will feel better

RICE CURES ALL AILMENTS, DO NOT HESITATE TO CONSUME IN THE DEFENCE OF THE STOCKPILE

你點解唔講粵語?! 我哋呢度唔會講普通話!

THAT ONLY IN GUANGXI WE NO DO THAT HERE MADDA FUCKA!

we can eat rice
we can make paper with rice
we can make alcohol rice
rice is love, rice is rice

guys I got a call from another user, they’ll buy the building and all the rice for 2 million. wwyd?

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ONLY PLEBS DELIVER! NEVER ADVERTISE DELIVERY AND MAKE MORE MONEY! DELIVERY FOR SPECIAL OCCASION ONLY!

i think we can sell this place if with that money we buy a rice plantation

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>BING BONG

Hi, I'd like some orange chicken with fried rice, please.

THE BEST FENT CUT DOG FOOD IN TOWN OVERDOSE GUARANTEED

chicken is over we have some doggos

WE OUT OF FUCKING ORANGE RINDS! YOU WANT MY GENERAL TSO I GIVE IT TO YOU NOW.
WHO LIKE MY CHOPSTICK HIT YOU IN THE SHIN WITH MY LITTLE ASS DICK
YELLOW
IF YOU WANNA SEE ME
EAT JELLO

I NEVER SEE NOTHING LIKE YOU BEFORE
I CAN KICK YOU
HIGHER THAN YOU CAN KICK ME
I CAN KICK YOU WAY UP INTO A TREE
WHO WANTS A TASTE OF MY OO LONG TEE

we only have orange dog

HO MA HWO HA MO CHI CHING
EVERYBODY IN THE PHONE BOOK NAME CHANG
WANNA SEE MY WANG

rice is a valuable commodity these days user, i hope you brought your life savings

hi boys i'm from vietnam, can i join?

do you want steal the rice???

sorry i don't eat rice

YOU DARE DEFY THE CHURCH OF RICE

i think we have to kill you now

AS LONG AS YOU SPEAK CANTONESE AND MANDARIN LIKE A FOUR TONE FUCKING PLEB

he don't like rice


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Ching chong ching chong

do you ching like i chong?

THATS A FUCKING DEAL BREAKER
RICE SHOULD BE A STAPLE OF EVERY DIET

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RICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

takusan balls, sukoshi penis!

Rice prease, I am not uh Chinese people.

EVEN LATIN AND SOUTH FUCKING AMERICA AGREE WITH THIS

ran out of chicken in the chicken chow mane

use cat

NOT THE RICE!!!!! NOT THE RICE!!!!!

Cat's out of the bag.

Boss! The health inspectors here! What should we do?

what we do with those cats?

hory shiet put away all the dogs and cats, take the guns, maybe we have to kill him

guns are too loud

use Kung Fu ambush attack

CHOW MEIN LOOKA LIKA SNOT
LO MEIN IS BEST WHEN MAKE LIKE YAKISOBA STYLE

YAKISOBA MA ASSHOLE YERROWFAG

Also why do the white people eats the pizza in the buffet? We Chinese for fuck sake

white people are dumb, we sell them artificial rice and keep real rice for ourself

>TIME TO TRY THIS NEW ALL YOU CAN EAT

ONLY SHIT HE'S EATING ONE OF US user, STOP HIM

Artificial rice? I thought it was lice we pick off of the dogs

HE'S EATING ALL THE CATS

nonononono we keep lice on dog for extra seasoning

i got some special rice for you

>i've putted some good pills on it

NEW BEST CUSTOMER

he paid 20$ for the all you can eat menu

STOP IT FAT BOY CHING CHONG HAVE NO MORE RICE FOR YOU NIGGA

YOU GET JASMINE SCENTED LONG GRAIN
HOPE YOU NOT ALLERGIC 資本主義惡魔

staph it fat ass

DAILY REMINDER
Learning Mandarin is for plebs; Cantonese will get your further in dealings with Chinese business matters.
Source: Don't worry about it.

Boss, i have new dish for the buffet

why do you call it >HOT DOG?

It's made of DOG?!?!?

STOP FAT BOY

RICE RICE RICE

No Chinese business in my city hires non asians.