Worst sexual experience and why?

Worst sexual experience and why?

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Hmm not too many bad ones.
My first gf i had sex with one time i had a severe fever and had sex for what felt like 20 mins but was actually hours. It just felt really gross.

Also i went to rehab and fucked this chick in her room bathroom snd she turned on the shower just in case the other girl came in and it got so fucking hot. And was cramped plus i was on detox drugs so i couldnt cum and my dick kept slipping out as she was waaay shorter than me as im 6'4 . So i just said fuck it

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My parents having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating which led to me being born

Nearly got caught going down on a deer at a national park by a ranger. Had to run away and leave $600 worth of gear.

I think my worst sexual experience was being held down and slashed with a knife while being anally raped for a good solid hour

my uncle molesting me

is it storytime?

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My worst sexual exp:
take Viagra and become rock solid Take your duck and go to the nearest school then hop the fence while the little kids have recess. Proceed to grab their attention in the middle of the playground as well as your cock from your pants. Pull your pants and underwear down to your ankles, all the while your duck is in your other hand and cock in the other. Watch the kids red faces of confusion and curiosity turn to a thousand yard stare as you begin to slam the duck furiously on your dick. You’re not even fucking it yet, you’re just smashing it against your throbbing rod that’s beginning to bruise and bleed just like the duck. After the duck is dead, jerk off all over its corpse, despite the pain of rubbing your swollen and mangled dick. Then run around the playground chasing the kids. Once finished having your fun, and all the kids ran inside for class to resume, slide down the tunnel slide, but stop halfway inside it and claim it as your home. You feel the plastic walls around you to find the perfect temperature to lay your eggs. You awkwardly pull your pants down and reach one hand deep into your ass like it’s a wizards sleeve, while the other hand is braces you against the slide, and you pull out a bulbous duck egg that has a deformed and severely premature human/duck fetus attached to it via placenta. (Clearly an abomination caused by the mating ritual you had with the duck minutes ago) The duck/human fetus is missing a layer of its skin, causing its body to be gelatinous and transparent to se wits organs It’s lungs formed outside it’s body and it can feel the heat and dirty irritate it’s body like salt on a trillion cuts. Through its bloody transparent body you see at heart beat hysterically until the fetus is moving like a fish out of water, and it’s limbs curl like strands of hair in a fire. You ssmash it against the egg until it dies and the egg hatches out a duckman covered in yellow pus who you raise as your son for years.

Did it feel good tho?

Hooked up with my first girlfriend years after we broke up, she was already a hippy but got way worse, she stank like a smell I've never smelled before, at first it wasn't bad, just punget. What made it worse was that she had an iud or whatever those are called and I kept hitting it and it hurt, she also hadn't had sex in two years so she wasn't great. It hurt and stank and she annoyed the hell out of me, i had to ask her to leave after she drove almost 3 hours to see me. It took me a week to get that smell out of my room.

>be 16
>Gf scared of pregnancy so we had anal sex
>Ass is tight so no complaints
>One day stick my finger in without asking
>Massive turd says "hello user"
Needless to say our relationship went to "shit" after this..

i mean thats pretty much the story

>be me, 17, gayfag
>meet 20 yo on internet, we talk for a while, decide to meet up
>he picks me up at my house
>on way to dinner 'Oh shit user i forgot my wallet i gotta swing by my house to pick it up'
>'okie :D'
>we arrive at his house 'hey do you wanna come in with me real quick while i grab so you dont have to sit in the car?'
>'okie :D'
>we go into his basement dwelling bedroom
>next thing i know im being pinned to the bed with a knee and elbow in my back (guy was much bigger, prob like 6'1 250 and me 5'7 140)
>he pulls knife, puts it in front of my face, tells me not to try to resist or w/e
>pulls down my pants, cuts my back several times and does the deed
>just stare at wall, fml
>he's done, gets me back in his car and pushes me out at local shopping plaza
>get friend to come pick me up 'How was your date user??!'
>'it was fine can you just take me home...'

OP here, you made me shed a legit tear user, GG.

you got the ultimate gay experience, you should feel good

Your fault for being a fag.

>Be fucking hot 15 year old when I was like 18.
>Start talking to her hot mate.
>We arrange to fuck at some point.
>Try to fuck her at a house party... couldn't get it up because I was so drunk.
>A week later we tried again, this time, I came in like 20 seconds.

It was so shit because there was a lot of talk and build up and her mate who I was fucking kept telling her how amazing I was in bed so it was a build up to complete failure.

i know :c

hot.

>deep asleep
>dream of my cousin
>she's trying to seduce me
>most sex dreams are just a constant tease, but this one is rare one where I fuck
>about to cum, she starts yelling no. Screaming No!
>Wake up
>Lying on top of my mom, she's pushing me away as I realize i'm in her and cumming.
>weirdbreakfast.jpg
>Now my sister is my daughter
>Can't wait till she's old enough to sleepwalk too