Prove you're an oldfag

prove you're an oldfag

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who is the surgeon

The ride never ends.

I've been here all summer my friendo.

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pool's closed fags

eh, ill tell you later

Roody poo.

I’m not

What is a USB line?

back when actual raids were a thing

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COCKMONGLER

Condoms? We knew what they were, we just didn't use them..

Sup Forumsrother confirmed.

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I was here for #cut4bieber

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I was here when 3Guys1Hammer first hit the 'net.

Oh well aren't you a fucking oldfag over here?

Good times

>#cut4bieber

Not an oldfag you fucking child.

Literally zero oldfags on Sup Forums these days.

Oldfags in arms.

>googles "old Sup Forums memes"

same.

We still exist but we show up for nostalgia only to be hit with a wave of disappointment.

Back in my day we asked Jeeves for memes

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I don't see what bringing Malaysia into this has to go with anything.

Literally every time, also check'd

theres no point in posting anymore. its all garbage.

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been here since 2008 but i cant prove that so im probably just a retard

Got to make it safe for the youths in Asia though

It's fucking awful but in such a depressing way. Sup Forums was awful in the best way possible but it's such a joke. Every day it's just a trap thread, FB/IG, Pics you shouldn't, and a YLYL that barely gets any traction. If this site were a dog I'd take it out back and shoot it out of pity.

i remember times when faggots didnt spam banana or spiderman everywhere

dang, that was a looong time ago

Girugamesh?

2005, but there is really no point just trying to prove it because 'OH LOLOLOLOL MERELY PRETENDING'

WHO WAS PHONE?

well I've been here for countless years but only in for the porn ever since. started visiting other threads only one or two years ago so yeah not familiar with all the dank memes and raids, and the only stuff I could show to proof is stuff I shouldn't show

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I'll allow it.

I was here for Agent Pubeit

Better be Feline Deity or Bessica Murder

well put it this way - back in 2009 i used to come here to get away from real life, now this place is so bad i feel pushed back out because even real life is less shit

omg i member

ill suck your harbl

anyone remember this guy?

>skittles

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lord i aint seen that in a good long while
underrated post
i cannot habeeb it

Wow, samefag much samefag?

candy ass

remember the good ol days

Why? Being an oldfag isn't anything desirable to be anymore. Oldfags have no status. Newfags fucking run this place.

I'll be there in 30 mins

I miss it, much better than bananas

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There are no oldfags here

Oldfags left in 2008

Damn. That's pretty old lol

The pool is closed

Jeeves didn't allow porn unfortunately

was in that thread that day, one of the greatest days of my life

Feline Deity it is

i was here before advice dog.

:(
>forevernewfag.jpg

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Brain slushy

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the game

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fuck you spider expert

I remember the girugamesh spam

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Sorry Bros

got few more, cont.?

i went to highschool with Chris

I was here for a while before it but I can't recall anything of note before watching Jessi Slaughter play out in real time

do you remember dundun?

>>Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the local gamestop to ask for battletoads, called Goku, called the mayor of ever city in France, called the Ghostbusters, called my mom, called Ned Flanders, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada

>girugamesh
Fuck I forgot all about that shit

consequences will never be the same bro

itty bitty baby? itty bitty boat?

I'm an oldfa-

remember

youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak

Nah but i remember girugamesh

soup Sup Forums,

and i am a counter sniper first day on the jo-

Pfffbt the internet??!! Yeah like that's going to take off.

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John,

Ordinarily I would have chosen to remain silent; but you seem to have a massive credibility problem here. You don't have the build of an athlete at all. You look just as out of shape as I was at your age. I'm having great difficulty believing that you were the captain of your high school's football team or that you were a starter on the basketball team. You look like you hardly engage in any physical activity at all. Your black friend looks far more athletic than you. By the way, over the last 40 years, I've known several guys who played football in high school, two of whom played college football and six of whom are members of my church. They have a lot of dignity; your posts have shown that you have none. You're not fit to kiss their feet. I also seriously doubt that your girlfriend is real. Even if she were your girlfriend and I were still single and young, I wouldn't envy you at all. The sort of young women you seem to be attracted to are nothing but walking vaginas. That indicates that you have a paucity of values. Just empty inside. Probably the only sex life you've had is the cheapest money can buy. I've always thought that the wholesome look is far more appealing and sexy than the slutty look. If you think you'll find true happiness in the nightclub circuit, you'll eventually be disappointed. You have a godless life that will prove to be totally unfulfilling in the long run. I'd hate to be you on Judgment Day. I was willing to have a serious, respectful dialogue with you; but you're obviously as fake as they come and not worthy or deserving of any serious consideration. As an abusive poster, you're actually quite disappointing. You're about as formidable as your skinny build. You're not even funny. You're just a young punk with an angry look on his face that probably masks a deep hurt inside.

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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air