Going to Hooters for the first time. What should I expect?

Going to Hooters for the first time. What should I expect?

Overpriced food and women over 40 who have no business being in tight shirts.

Good chicken wings?

if there was a 40+ only hooters I'd go there every fucking day.

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I've been twice and half of them either looked or were that old. The best I saw working was a 7/10

I would take a swing at the far left one.

Very similar to Applebees; Food poisoning

wings are good if you like breaded wings
beer is way overpriced
fake interest waitresses show you is so fake its insulting

fucking Clay lmao
get gud

expect a lot of redneck truckers there

its gonna smell bad

with a tire iron

do you live in appalachia or something?

I don't care much for hooters but the few times I've been all the girls looked between 18-25.

No, user. With my heart.

Just go to a strip club pussy

Fuck you, I want a meal

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Food is actually good
But the servers are just gonna flirt.
Quit trying to pick them up.
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get rapey, feel them sluts up and grope them. if they say no just slap those cunts. they love it.

Don't forget to add how mediocre the food is.

>What should I expect?
No matter how they act, not one single waitress there is interested in you. Just your tip money.

How has no one made a restaurant where the waitresses are all strippers and will give you lap dances and strip for tips, while serving you food?

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if you tip them more than anyone else you're a fag

It's called hygiene and the local Health Department would never let it fly

Waivers are a thing surely it can't be that dirty

A topless restaurant would work