REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I wish.

*sigh* You know what? Fuck it, i'll respond, better fucking deliver OP

A hawt Irish redhead like Cait from fallout 4?

What do I do if I'm married

Bullshit

A cute horny one with black hair?

Jon you're forever alone dude.

I’m not Jon...

In death we all will be alone

no thanks

...

not likely

I feel you

Never

Short of losing my hand in an accident, it's not like I can get any MORE single.

Russian grills r da bes

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Swap the "AND" with "OR"

Yes, please!

plox

I have nothing to lose

Hawt Irish redhead chicks are awesome.

Satisfaction guaranteed

theres always hope

doubt it.

Fuck it

fake news

i'll take one. or some nudes.

e

lowkey hoping this true OP
dont fail me

OP is fag that doesn't deliver

Meh.

Hope dies last

fuck you op

okay ;_;

Sad!

...

Prayers

Fags

If only :(

I wish I had another chance with this one girl.

She was my type. She was gorgeous. Only problem was there was no chemistry.

I wish I had at least became her friend instead of burning the bridge (i always do that) since I almost never relate with people so much but whatever I guess.

k

why do people reply to these threads

What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Thu'um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, milk drinker.

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I gotta try

you better deliver this took a few seconds to write

What if I have one already?

I’m expecting results

Wouldnt that be adequate

Eh, wtf?
Couldn't hurt.

What happened to her?

Please

yeah right fag

god please

oh yes that. get me that now

Yeah sure, let's see what happens...

Ok

Mfw I know I'll be forever alone

May the COSMOS help me

hopy

Everyone replying and saying they doubt it’ll happen is a dirty lying ass wipe

fortune teller of future rolls prevent me from being on the dole

Let’s do this

Sure, why not

Pls

Oh yeah okay

If dubs it's gonna happen

fake + gay

hey

i would but im banned from Sup Forums

Let's see what happens.

can a man jack off in peace?

let's give this a try

:)

I've always wondered why she has bloody bandaid on her nose but there's no blood dripping down anywhere. Anyone got the story?

Doubt it

Delivery

Another day another lie.

neat

Might as well try...

Yes pls!

Horse shit

hmm... ok

i'm almost there, rollan to speed up

Pls I need one

Perhaps

:( ill be that faggot tht posts a sad emoji press f for respects

One can always try, right?

Please do

I'm fucking gay.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, 30 MINS UNTIL MIDNIGHT, BETTER FUCKING DELIVER IT OP.

fuck u op

PLEASE PM ILY

hmm.. ok

lol

why must you lie like this

Fuck it