REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
I wish.
*sigh* You know what? Fuck it, i'll respond, better fucking deliver OP
A hawt Irish redhead like Cait from fallout 4?
What do I do if I'm married
Bullshit
A cute horny one with black hair?
Jon you're forever alone dude.
I’m not Jon...
In death we all will be alone
no thanks
...
not likely
I feel you
Never
Short of losing my hand in an accident, it's not like I can get any MORE single.
Russian grills r da bes
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Swap the "AND" with "OR"
Yes, please!
plox
I have nothing to lose
Hawt Irish redhead chicks are awesome.
Satisfaction guaranteed
theres always hope
doubt it.
Fuck it
fake news
i'll take one. or some nudes.
e
lowkey hoping this true OP
dont fail me
OP is fag that doesn't deliver
Meh.
Hope dies last
fuck you op
okay ;_;
Sad!
...
Prayers
Fags
If only :(
I wish I had another chance with this one girl.
She was my type. She was gorgeous. Only problem was there was no chemistry.
I wish I had at least became her friend instead of burning the bridge (i always do that) since I almost never relate with people so much but whatever I guess.
k
why do people reply to these threads
What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Thu'um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, milk drinker.
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I gotta try
you better deliver this took a few seconds to write
What if I have one already?
I’m expecting results
Wouldnt that be adequate
Eh, wtf?
Couldn't hurt.
What happened to her?
Please
yeah right fag
god please
oh yes that. get me that now
Yeah sure, let's see what happens...
Ok
Mfw I know I'll be forever alone
May the COSMOS help me
hopy
Everyone replying and saying they doubt it’ll happen is a dirty lying ass wipe
fortune teller of future rolls prevent me from being on the dole
Let’s do this
Sure, why not
Pls
Oh yeah okay
If dubs it's gonna happen
fake + gay
hey
i would but im banned from Sup Forums
Let's see what happens.
can a man jack off in peace?
let's give this a try
:)
I've always wondered why she has bloody bandaid on her nose but there's no blood dripping down anywhere. Anyone got the story?
Doubt it
Delivery
Another day another lie.
neat
Might as well try...
Yes pls!
Horse shit
hmm... ok
i'm almost there, rollan to speed up
Pls I need one
Perhaps
:( ill be that faggot tht posts a sad emoji press f for respects
One can always try, right?
Please do
I'm fucking gay.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, 30 MINS UNTIL MIDNIGHT, BETTER FUCKING DELIVER IT OP.
fuck u op
PLEASE PM ILY
hmm.. ok
lol
why must you lie like this
Fuck it