Okay Sup Forums, I'm having a little party in my dorm tomorrow night. Any tips?

Okay Sup Forums, I'm having a little party in my dorm tomorrow night. Any tips?

dont use bud light, you cunt

Only invite your mom

What school user?

Hawkeye grad here

Maritime Academy

It's all I got, my buddy has a handle of rum

>dorm
>buying bud light
If you're gonna drink shit beer might as well be the cheapest shit beer.

Keep saying Dilly Dilly.

a lot of free drugs and no regret

yes, not this.

So Cali? Sounds fun man.

And honestly i dont get the hate on bud light, ive drank my fair share of shit beer and bud light is enough to get a buzz going. My tips would be to play some bangers and get bitches over. nobody wants a sausage party. Also: bitches love new amsterdam vodka

This

or at least get non shit cheap beer, like Yeunglings

I would pay handsomely for Yeungling...

>user west of the Mississippi

Fuck these beer snob faggots. It's a party. Cheap beer is expected if it's free. At least it's not Keystone or Natural Light you'll be good.

Non alcoholic beer on a barrel. No one notices and they still embarass themselves. Lots of fun

get some 151 rum and mix it with pineapple juice. Roofie the hottest bitch in the room and butt fuck her till she bleeds

butt chug everclear

Bud Light.
Kill yourself

Jello shots are popular

nah, thats dumb

but butt chugging a beer to get started would be a good idea. 1 butt chugged beer equals 3 normal drank beers.

yea but 1 butt chugged everclear equals 6 normal drank beers.

>>Bud light
Tap water has more alcohol in it than a Bud Light in Utah.