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>angloboo quebecers

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My last name starts with Mc and im a citizen of the UK and Ireland though fampai

I love French people

tfw no __________

>leafs

>I'm gonna have to take your word
I don't know what this mean.

>but those sentiments have died a while ago.
Is there anybody still saying 'freedom fries"? When will you guys call it "fries" all short or "belgium fries"?

>If you ever do meet Americans irl, they'll most likely be very friendly, but probably culturally insensitive as well. It won't be out of malice though, just ignorance, as the average American will rarely if ever leave the country and learn about other cultures.
Yeah, I've always imagined american tourists like this. Never met one in my lost pit.

>Saving my image that I posted in /brit/
Thanks for letting us know you care, Pierre :^)

Je m'aime moi aussi.

Whats wrong with the back from work guy?

What reddit flag does he have?

he's american. Any other flags are incidental

oh fuck

I got into my email from when I was 10-11 years old just now, when I was emailing with a girl I liked from class constantly.
if I find any emails that are particularly bad I might post them, or I might not out of embarrassment too

anyway it also kind of sucks remembering back to 5th grade because all the kids I hung out with were that smart type and now they're better at everything than me is what I can find on google.

Do you know where I should visit in France?

>tell an american hillary should have been president because she won the popular vote
>americans rush to my post and starts talking about how the american system keeps the majority from influence and how its better that way
>they even claim they are anti-elite this way

This has happened to me several times on /x/
What gives, americans?

>tfw google wont release my old email info despite its connected to my fucking phone

>tfw life is deeply unsatisfying and boring

Minnesota ain't white

will yourself into a new skillset

>life is boring

youre life is boring, faggot. life is what you make of it.

the mummy sucked ass

You guys are on Summer vacations while I still have to go to school, fucking semester ends in two more weeks

>north american general
>main subject is food

I trust my gut. I know Trump was never a good candidate, but there's something very off about Hillary when I look at her. She's like that black guy with a black hood on, looking down, and hands in his pocket, walking your way.

wtf, when did your semesters start?

Mine started in late september and we just got out

i cant wait till the day of the leafblower

>>main subject is food

surprise

>summer is here

Do we welcome new /cum/ members or do we tell them to get out?

Imagine how easy life must be being this attractive, holy shit

>going to /x/
>ever

Not even their creepypastas are good anymroe. Now they are just apolitical pol

im not saying any of them are good or bad but dont you want actual democracy?

it can be fun sometimes

>Now they are just apolitical pol
isn't that most of this site?

kiss me

Anything but Paris. Avoid big cities maybe.
Consider Carcassonne, see the castle.

This semester started on January 30th and ends on June 23th

what about Lyon and Nice?

Thank you

>dont you want actual democracy?

I want you

How do I get a software engineering job in denmark

Bread is fasicanting
Think about it, it goes good with literally anything from meats to sweets

*french kiss you*
n-nothing personal

wheat is bad for you

>to sweets.
No.

def. what's really fascinating is how much bread is stuffed with additives like wood pulp

Butter or olive oil?

does jam count as a sweet?

"I'm gonna have to take your word" basically just means "I'm just going to believe you," despite myself not knowing all the facts.

Fuk lol, freedom fries, only Boomers called them that, and that lasted good whole two weeks.
And we do just call the 'fries' sometimes, but that's just shortened for convenience.
There are actually a few kids that call them Belgian fries, but they're just some memeboiz that think they're really clever because they know French fires don't actually come from France.

I know nothing about Lyon.
Nice is nice (this pun actually wasn't intended). It's a rich Marseille if you will, with less maghrebis.

I'm mad because I don't have a girlfriend
So idecided to make a mass shooting with youg couples a main targets
kthxbye

>what is French toast

yes, jam is fruit, which has sugar, there for sweet.

is Nice a tourist trap like paris?

...

everything has sugar, does everything count as a sweet?

well its not anything interesting but its still fun to look through, here's a sample message
>Sometimes surprises me how early it gets dark @ 5:00 this time of year.
I've not gotten any better at talking to girls

*therefore

Best poster (me) coming through

good point desu
but fruit has more sugar than most things, so I'd say nah

My sister's getting me in "trouble". She has these superstrong magnets and they R messing w/ my ipod it might take a while for my txt 2 get thru.

thinking about doing another scuba course near the end of the summer.

>autist doesn't like black people
>gets guns to start a massacre
>goes to a black church to shoot it up
>church is full of old peaceful black people

how come he didn't shoot the ones doing bad things

what a fucking pussy

mass shooters are always fucking retarded

Paris is the only tourist trap in France.

>wanting brain damage

a bit less

>what is French toast
not french

some would say, spreading religion is a bad thing

he was an autist

He was getting rid of the real problem: religion
*dabs*

>tfw I can't do it because my head will actually blow or something

>*dabs*

>mexican is mad because he doesnt have a gf
>decides to plan a mass shooting, targeting people who are in a relationship
>despite his country being plagued with violence from everyday thugs and drug trafficers, he targets innocent people

fucking hate mexicans now

>mass shooters are always fucking retarded
impressive news

I had to go through all my old stuff the other day and found a box of old notes from girls I use to talk to at school all the time.

I read a bunch of them and it was really cute and kind of sad because I don't have any female friends anymore.

*dabs on you*

Why is there less posting all of a sudden? Isn't it like 10 hours where you are? What time is it for you lads?

I will spin my fidget to your post good sir

not the point, French toast is sweet and made out of bread, thus backing up the original point made in that bread is infact 'fascinating'

I take back waht I said about orientals

my anti-depression med things go up in dosage today

they already make me so tired, i hope it doesn't get worse

Post them for laughs

*dabs on yuropoors*

>anti-depression meds

You are being jew'd, congrats

Do you have real baguettes in the US,?

>takes meds
>still posts on Sup Forums

really fires up dem serotonins

Don't take anti-depression med if you haven't tried the natural methods dood

What'd you say about orientals?

just don't be sad it's not that hard

meds don't work homie

only sausage egg mcmuffins and tea do

I dunno what makes a baguette real, but we certainly have baguettes available in just about every grocery store and bakery

they actually have been helping and the drowsiness stopped my insomnia. i also don't sleep 18 hours and got a job 2 weeks after taking them

nothings perfect

but i don't hate myself as much or want to kill myself so much

i did try for 10 years, it did not work

the only natural help is french pussy, pls help

Je vous somme de supprimer cette publication dans les plus brefs délais.

>real baguettes

Depends what you mean by that. All the bakeries in my town make them and they don't taste much different from the ones I had in Paris.

holy fuck, this
this is truth manifesting itself in the form of a post

>I drink tea of my own free will

disgusting desu

coffee shit

boiled water master world

I drink my coffee like I like my dicks

none

Tea is good for you, fattie mcfatson

you don't have a dick? what happened

maison-parisienne.com/breakfast/french-bread-american-style/
first picture makes me feel sick
it's all so compact, that's uneatable

tea is for siss-
>canadians
well that explains it

>go to tims to get a coffee
>order black
>"so that's how you like it"

mannn

>putting literally anything in your water
ISHYGDDT

people seriously die over this stuff