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where can i watch ufc for free in good quality

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i know r/wmma has a lot of stuff in 720p so i'm guessing there's another sub reddit for mma that has the same for mens stuff but i only watch wmma

Bento bento this thread

HAND OVER ALL THE BETHE BUNDAS NOW BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT

mma-core you goof

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>when your girls have to fight
so this is how pedos felt about rose v watermeme, huh.

Nick Diaz has never lost a fight

whos the qt in the middle

Is her left chin always that wide open

Got knocked out by Jeremy Jackson

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>middle
more of the thicc mama on the right bruh

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low res but still lots of stuff
thanks

It's the biggest source there is, you're just not gonna find a lot of shit you can stream in HD. Youtube is unironically pretty good when it comes to Pride fights

it blows my mind that without much searching you could find a legit 10/10 in a third world country and with a little polishing she'd be a top wife for life

me on the left

>tfw you wanna brown bag your mom

>the fucking display in the way

me behind them in the middle

kek

next weekend is gonna be comfy
>Friday
Bellator + Cops and LFA
>Saturday
ACB then Invicta

since there's no UFC there should be no casuals either. I'm looking forward to this m8s

Did jones really say something about cormiers daughter? He didn't seem to deny it

>may long weekend
nothing comfy about that m8, I'm actually glad theres no ufc that weekend

>since there's no UFC there should be no casuals either.

You sound like you're trying to fit in

/heem/ is always /heem/

he said how are you going to explain to your children that you were never the champion

Ah ok for a second I thought it was about his kid that passed away

artem on the left

Ever been here when TUF is on? Place fills up with Dana White LARPers. Non-UFC events are really comfy

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>implying that under the radar fightnights on fox aren't cozy as fuck

you don't /cops/ do you? 10-15 heemsters posting about 2-3 posts/minute and watching cops together. its nice

you /cops/?

No , I don't come here to friend simulate with cops. I like MMA memes and watching people argue

Yes officer I was watching Bellator.

yup

a round*

Why does Jon always destroy DC verbally?

>he doesnt know what friend simulating is
figures. here's your (you)

I don't care that you like pretending you have friends on /heem/ while watching cops I just get triggered when you say: Yay no ufc no casuals!!! when you come here to Slapdick with people watching a reality show about cops

Here's your (you) back, fucko

Feels good to see people still using my meme

>tfw I watch cops with /heem/ but not bellator
anyone else?

sometimes I watch cops on /heem/, if that makes any sense

You should watch rizin cards. Real comfy, no one sperging out or spamming the thread. You might understand what he's talking about then. Cops is just a funny show that start right after bellator cards.

>He's not a big baller

Every time I see this thumbnail I think she's shirtless and click by pure instinct only to get disappointed

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Why did Jones used to go by Jonny and now just Jon?

I missed the summer press con. Memes?

Lawd have mercy.

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nice glasses tbqh

Post your fashion pls

Hahaha that guy really hit Chiesa.

>Lee punched Chiesa because Chiesa tried to run up on him after Lee just said "You're mom's gonna be watching you lose to me" or something.
>Jones bragged about beating DC after doing "a whole weekend of coke".
>DC said Jones was "sandblasting prostitutes". not sure what that means.
>Michael Johnson said he "eats [his] shit whole"
>Nunes was looking BIGG and put her fist right into Shevchenko's face during the faceoff, got pulled away.
that's all i can remember desu

K I N G
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kamusta pogi, ano ang ginagawa mo?

>not sure what that means.

hahahaha whitebois


you described the presser as blandly as your milkskin

>milk skin

milk is delicious, thank you dark chocolate

>He talking bout he gone kill somebody. Got 30 fights, lost half of them... Ain't killed a motherfucker yet

please stop ur making me want to try cannibalism

you guys are my only friends...lets group chat on mic tomorrow during the ppv, ok?

that was an epic btfo, that's the next fight

Mike Perry needs to fight this Kevin Lee nigga

wew bisping is getting hate everywhere, will he fight roidmero now or what?

>will he fight roidmero now or what?
no, he's going to ask for whittaker and ufc will strip him

nah my man, they are both Michigan boys

Why do black people look aesthetic in pretty much anything they wear?

Unfair desu

the superior race won tonight

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>you now remember Conor McGregor

hew da fook is dat guy??? XDDDDD

God, working on ufc saturday sucks balls, Ive missed juicy press con it seems like and I'm probably gonna be sleepy as heem unless my afteenoon nap goes well

have like a nap in the afternoon, maybe even miss the first couple of fight pass prelims if you feel like it.

REMINDER TO EAT YOUR SHIT WHOLE

I'd eat this shithole, know what I mean?

Like a red assed baboon presemting herself

Not too sure I understand what you are hinting at there

would breed with

>ufc will strip him
I can't fucking wait for it, fuck that mother fucker

my fucking sides, based poland.

paige going rafiki up in that bitch

Paige needs to breed with Forrest Griffin so we can discover the missing link in human evolution

>tfw we will get comfy midweek mini cards to keep us busy

thank you Uncle Dana

Forrest + PVZ = Wanderlei Silva

How does /heem/ feel about DC's heel turn? The crowd loved it and I love it too.

Jones was shook at DC coming after him.

drain the bank on towelboy

Its a bit cringy, its clearly not natural to him. The crowd started off as pro DC and ended up split I think. Jones had the best one liner of the presser.

i beat you after a weekend of coke?

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yeah that one

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get webms of the chael maia fight

really sweet stuff

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DC is the most shooked person in the history of this sport, 2 years passed and he is still SEETHING at the guy who beat him

The way Maia was back in 09 against Sonnen is so different then he is from 2012, where he actually started using the cage more to help his wrestling and takedowns. Its practically a different fighter from that era to the current Maia

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