I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body. The baby didn't know what to do and was sad and crying so I decided to take him with me and help raise him. So I decided to daily post a YouTube video of our baby monkey so everyone can see him. Here's my YouTube channel: youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg
Oh and just in case any of you want to donate to my baby monkey, I accept the following cryptocurrencies: -Bitcoin -BitcoinGold -BitcoinCash -PotCoin -Dash -Digibyte -LiteCoin -SysCoin -GameCredits -BlackCoin -ReddCoin -Clams -VertCoin -Ethereum
Elijah Brown
I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.
If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.
There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:
> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before > I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink >I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with
Asher Ramirez
if i blast you in the stomach with my .357 hand cannon, then you will let it all out
Grayson James
NNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Camden Davis
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Christopher Richardson
>not realising cryptocurrency is a fad and everyone investing in it will go broke
Caleb Ross
sure thing bud. Retards who have no investment mindset are the idiots selling off right now. INTELLIGENT people who understand investing are playing the long game, and won't sell off until 5 or 10 years from now.
Luke Perez
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Gavin Gonzalez
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Zachary Baker
I hate munkies
Xavier Richardson
my baby monkey will rip your damn face off
Nolan Edwards
Thank you for the fart synopsis user, very enlightening
Daniel Bell
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Blake Gutierrez
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Justin Peterson
I appreciate what you're doing, but it's getting a bit weird that you post this almost every day...
Eli Myers
donate cryptocurrency and i'll stop
Adam Reyes
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Charles Smith
why did you run over the mother OP?
Julian Myers
cause i was blaring OOPS I DID IT AGAIN on my car speakers and didn't see her in the street til it was too late
Adrian Moore
Monkeys are faggots
Jacob Sullivan
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Dylan Jones
So basically you murdered the monkey mom to make money with your youtube Just as I expected
Jaxon Miller
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT TO SHOCK THE MONKEY!
Tyler Wilson
i was joking u fag. i dont even own a car
u again
Jackson Evans
When I saw this thread, I started believing in miracles again. Now that I see this thread everyday, I now know that miracles ain't real and you ain't shit.
John Fisher
I spank my monkey every day.
Blake Brown
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Henry Bell
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Leo Myers
That's why I hate them
Charles Jackson
illuminati eye
Ethan Barnes
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Justin Nelson
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Isaac Cook
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Jackson Clark
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Jeremiah Murphy
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Ethan Nguyen
>. this is why monkey videos have so many mean comments right?
Eli Ross
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Austin Ward
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Josiah Gutierrez
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Xavier Collins
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Joshua Scott
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Eli Miller
>speaks for all of Sup Forums
Henry Allen
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William Bell
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Aiden Adams
some mad kinda begging
Eli Martinez
babby.monkey.spam
Angel Scott
get a job you fucking nigger
Hunter Hughes
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Ethan Collins
Are you too poor to buy crypto? Are you to fucked to get a bank account? Let's pull our fucking big boy pants up and solve our own life problems instead of shitting all over a very shitty b. You are the Apex of faggotry.
Blake James
Bitch, your feet are disgusting..
Andrew Jenkins
Those nails are subhuman
Isaiah Morgan
nice ASSumptions. Unfortunately every one of them is wrong.
James Johnson
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Bentley Martinez
And yet we beg. While your timing is decent, I just don't see why I should give you crypto for posting 2 kinds of monkeys.
Oliver Ward
don't want to give, fine. Fuck off
Jayden Nguyen
They shit in the street as they walk, sympathize with lower evolutionary beings
Carson King
I don't give without reason, that's the problem. You post sand niggeresses and a monkey and think it is worthy of my actual money. Try harder Sup Forumsro
Landon Moore
if me having a baby monkey isn't reason for you, then kindly fuck off
Nathaniel Ortiz
okay fine. I'll give you a hot and heavenly footjob. Just send me 0.1 BTC
Nicholas Edwards
Nice b8
Jordan Hall
I don't feel like looking, so let's say BTC is rounded up to 9k USD, I wouldn't pay 900 for anything from you
Mason Smith
u dont wanna CUM all over my heavenly feet?
Charles Howard
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Bentley Roberts
stay good, you degenerate
James Miller
CUM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!
Austin Wright
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Joshua Peterson
CUM!!!!!!!!!!
Mason Long
Why are you posting a picture of you ass raping it? Are you aware that's illegal in most US states?
Adam Bennett
well i am happy i dont live in shitty america or europe where the liberals and feminists and cucks have made literally everything illegal
Tyler Murphy
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Austin Wood
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Jordan Roberts
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Jack Miller
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Wyatt Walker
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Isaac Roberts
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Christian Evans
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Austin Richardson
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Jose Murphy
> >donate cryptocurrency and i'll stop You like poonigresses You are a poonigger Your monkeybegging is a classic in your pooland Welcome to the 21st century, monkeypoonigger
Zachary Hall
See
Jaxon Price
stale pasta is stale
Jeremiah Adams
maybe baby monkey should do a Tide Pod challenge?
Benjamin Carter
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Eli Allen
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Adam Carter
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Wyatt Gonzalez
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Eli Collins
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Hunter Sullivan
Those toenails are fucking disgusting.
Brayden Nguyen
you're a homo that doesn't appreciate real female beauty
Andrew Long
I'm a fucking married footfag, and I reiterate; Those toenails are fucking DISGUSTING.
Justin Roberts
your wife is probably hideous
long nails is a female characteristic
you've been brainwashed by homosexual jewish western culture to hate female characteristics
although i admit her nails are a slight bit long
Benjamin Fisher
i take back the part about wife being hideous, that was an unnecessary comment
but the rest stands. Western culture demonizes true feminine beauty which is why white women look like disgusting beasts
Carson King
Why wouldn't you just kill the niglet before it evolves into Jamal?
Levi Hughes
I like footjobs. Those nails look painful. And dirty. I wouldn't want a handjob with stripper nails either. SOME length is fine. That's just retarded. How do you wear closed toe shoes!?
Elijah Adams
those nails are too long but long nails are feminine. That's why nasty American white bitches have their nails as short as possible. If you like a woman with nails you'll have to go for an African American because many of them still wear long nails, or brown women. Brown women are much more feminine than white women who are brainwashed by feminism.