Michael Douglas confirms Val Kilmer has cancer and it doesn't look good

vulture.com/2016/10/michael-douglas-val-kilmer-is-fighting-cancer.html

Poor Bastard.

That's kinda fucked up, desu

Not his information to make public

Fuck's sake

So Val went down on Douglas and got throat cancer? Damn, who knew oral sex was so dangerous in Hollywood

Is this chemokino?

ah fuck

My buddy saw him at the anniversary screening of Heat earlier this year and said he didn't look good.

Isn't Michael Douglas dying too?

Aren't we all?

shut the fuck up

Existential crisis much?

Who cares?
What was the last noteworthy movie he made? That shitty batman movie? Niqqa plz.

>not looking at OP's filename

hell be fine

BAYBAHHHHH

BLEHGHBFIDBSIAB KISS FROM A ROSE BLESNSKSNEJS

Let's just say they're filming all his scenes in Ant Man 2 first.

never saw it
guess that's another box to tick on the backlog

Cunnilingus claims another victim.
When will we learn?

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F

I thought more people would have seen it since it is basically the prequel to The Nice Guys.

You're dying fat ass.

Oral sex is a well-known risk factor for cancer, since it can introduce HPV to a mucous membrane.

>HPV

Don't they give vaccinations for that shit?

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I liked how he fucked that one boy in alexander. also: the salton sea.

different guy, someone please answer this

they do but HPV nearly everyone will get HPV at some point in their life and you can have it for decades and never show any symptoms so unless you got the vaccine b4 you ever touched anyone it won't help you

jesus christ you're an idiot. go back to facebook and stop dumbing up my board

Some day it will happen to you.

I'm a virgin and I got my shots two years so I'll never get it.

big if true

Cancer and Christian Science do not mix.

RIP heat dude.

Why the hell would Michael Douglas think it's okay to blab to the press about his friend's health?

>I'm your huckleberry..

fuck it IS oral cancer, too

Didn't Steve Jobs try to heal himself with Buddhist herbs or something?

Kek yeah something like that.

He was also a "fruititarian" (read: massive faggot)

yes. Jobs tried eastern homoeopathic medicine instead of actually treating his cancer and Kilmer is a Christian Scientist which means he tried to pray away the cancer instead of getting chemo.