Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

fuck out of here chad wannabe

Normally i wouldn't concern myself with something like this but, Pauly D probably also has a huge penis

hey john I know where you live and I can see your IP

you better watch your back tonight, because the Dark Blade is coming for you

please get off Sup Forums we don't want your kind here.

braggy people are obnox af

You're just a mad little bitch, aren't you? Don't you wish you had a gf as fucking banging as mine? Grades as good as mine? Nice try, faggot.

Nice try, faggot. I'm behind multiple proxies. Don't you think someone as fucking smart as me would have thought about getting IP tracked already?

Hey Guys,
You probably remember my name is John, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a bitch being plowed by a guy with "RON PAUL Sup Forums" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met my bitch through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit nerdy sometimes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the football team and took up chess, and quit basketball when I realised the only people playing were ******* anyway. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom ****** the principal, and my hot girlfriend is actually just a blow-up doll (She just popped; **** was SO ****). You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newRichard Simmons or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Hey Atheists,

My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bible

This isn't your secret club anymore, faggot. Good one, though.

Hey Faggots,

It's me, John. I've heard a lot of things going on while i was away. From some faggot saying he was my gay lover (he isn't my lover, and I'm so NOT gay, dude. That's some gay shit), to someone making shit up about my death in a car crash, to my ex-bitch Jenna saying she's better off without me.
Let me clear some shit up to you basement dwelling faggot gays who play your WOW all night long and trade porns.

Number 1: I ain't a gay, you fags. That's for you and your japanese cartoon shit.

And, B: That bitch Jenna is history. She couldn't give head for shit. I was lying, that shit was so not cash.

Finally, 2: I drink alone now. I polish my car, tweak the exhaust and rock out overnight to my Nickleback SACD. That stands for "Super Audio CD" for you immature jerks. That means it's better than you MP3s. Yeah. Suck it.

I changed my phone number so you can't call my house for BattleFrogs anymore.

I take back my appologies and I am no longer sorry for anything.

So I dare you to come at me. I can't be taken down. My friends put up websites, they can fuckin hack your asses. Remember when your fourChans went down in late December 2010? Yeah, bros, that was fucking me.

I'll get them to do it again, too.

I know kerate, too. SO don't come at me unless you want a knuckle sandwich.

Pic related: It's me an my Smirnoff Ice.

Good 'morrow my homesexually inclined acquaintances,

Jonathan is my birthname, and I have a severe dislike toward each of you. It has become apparent to me that you are all grotesque, rather dimwitted, and unlively fellows, who dedicate a somewhat unhealthy amount of time looking at what one would refer to as 'silly pictures'. In this flat world that we live in, it would seem that the negatives consist entirely of you. In all honesty, hath any of you had intimate relations with a ladies front bottom? One understands that making humerous remarks towards at misfortune may be jolly good, especially if one is unhappy with thine self, but it has become ever more apparent that you here at Sup Forums are able to find new extremeties in that field. One would even go as far as saying that thine behaviour is more frowned upon than stroking thy rod frantically to photographs in the book of faces.

Don't be a coward, attempt if you dare, to smite me down with a well aimed insult; But I must profess that I would consider myself to be the definition of brilliance. I was top jouster in my regiment for heavens sake! Do any of you partake in a sport? Besides fondling yourselves to pictures of those of the asian descent and/or variety? Forsooth, I also achieve the highest standard in my schooling and have a rather attractive lady-friend (One who but moments ago performed fellatio on me! It was rather spiffing might I add.) All of you are rather attracted to men and should consider ending thy life. I thank thee for taking the time to listen to my tale.

Photograph rather relevant: It is my lady and myself.

Ur gf looks like a how

Jo white bois,
My name is Big Black Cock, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are white manlet, racist, dicklets who spend every second of their day looking at cuckold porn. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever stop crying tears of precum in chastity cage? I mean, I guess it’s fun reducing the numbers of white people because you are physically inferiorior, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was black alpha male of the football team, and starter on my #BLACKED team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to white bitches getting impregnated by many miles of BBC”? I also get straight worship from white people IRL, and been banging hot sluts (This one just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all white cuck bois who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Bitch, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my John

Hey guys,

My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.

Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!

Pic Related: It's me.

GREETINGS COMRADES, MY NAME IS BORIS, AND I DO NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU AMERICAN HOOLIGANS. ALL OF YOU ARE FAT, UNEDUCATED IN THE WAYS OF SOCIALISM, AND SPEND ALL YOUR TIME ON THE COMPUTER FAPPING TO PORNOGRAPHY THAT HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOVIET. HONESTLY, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVEN RAPED A WOMAN BEFORE? IT IS ENJOYABLE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS FOR BEING INFERIOR TO COMRADE STALIN, BUT YOU ALL TAKE THIS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CAPITALISM. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN GETTING PLEASURE FROM PORTRAITS OF PUTIN. DO NOT BE A STRANGER. PRESENT UNTO ME THE BEST ATTACKS YOU CAN. I AM PRETTY MUCH PERFECT AND WILL FEND OFF YOUR ATTACKS LIKE HEROES OF STALINGRAD. I WAS A WAR HERO IN RED ARMY, AND AM BEST DRINKER IN ALL OF VOLGOGRAD. WHAT SPORT DO YOU PLAY BESIDES, "CHASE DOWN THE DIRTY BLACK MAN"? I ALSO GET PERFECT SCORES AT UNIVERSITY, AND HAVE A GREAT PROSTITUTE (MISHA JUST GAVE ME ORAL PLEASURE, SO RUBLE). YOU ARE ALL BOURGEOIS CAPITALISTS AND SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELVES. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY ORATION ON GLORIOUS SOCIALISM. THE PICTURE TO THE LEFT IS RELATED TO THIS ORATION : IT IS ME AND MY SISTER AT SAINT BASIL'S FOR VICTORY DAY

You're just a jealous little faggot. You wish you had a gf as fucking banging as mine. She just blew me again, shit was SO cash.

Hello Chaps,
My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.

It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady

Hey Faggots,

My name is Adolph, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even TRIED to be a racist? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people, but you MUST take your racial hatred to a whole new level to join with me. Everyone who doesn't agree with me will be sent to a camp to die.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I am pretty much Aryan. I survived WW1 and was leader of the 3rd Reich. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get to kill Jews, do community work for my Nazi party, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She will blow me when we put a few more in the oven; Shit will be SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves - or I will do it for you. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.

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Wow OP,

Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.

Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?

Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.

And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?

LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.

GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.

AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS

FUCK YOU

encyclopedia dramatica ftw

What the fuck did you fucking call me, you little bitch? I don't know WHAT the fuck that is. Is that where some of you go to jerk off to more pictures of naked Japanese people? Haha, fuck off faggot.

wow your dumb don't u kno where you are john????

Why don't you go back to grammar school, you dumb little faggot. I fucking bet you wish you got straight A's like me, fucking retard.

wth john why are you so mean!????..

I already told you. I fucking hate little internet dweeb faggots like you. All you do is fucking jack off to drawn pictures of animals fucking eachother and naked Japanese people. Why don't you get off the fucking internet and go outside for once?

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This is bait. I saw this thread last week.

What the fuck are you talking about? This is the first time I've ever posted this on this faggot ass website. Are you fucking new, faggot?

Salutations Knobbe Jockeys,

Mine name hath been giv'n John, and I hayte alast one of thee. Thou art gefættig , dimme, pecgs who spend at second of thine daye locing at dumbe arse visages. Thou art a'thing yfel in thissen worlde. Forsooth, have naught a'one stabbeth a fæmne? Ygod, I guesseth ist enjoyabel poking funne a'people fro thine own ynsecurites, but thou all taketh to eallníwe level. This beeth wors than pintel tuggen to visages on facethbok.

Thou shouldst not a strangemanne be. Merely punche me with thine beste shotte. I beeth most néahlic þurhendian. I wast captayne o' footetrinda teeme, and y'starter on mine bask'ttrinda teeme. What sporte didst thou playe, other than "pudpulle to bær drawd Orient peeple"? I doth too receiveth riht Alpha's, and haveth a banggen hotte maydendrut (She readily moutheblowed me; Shitte was VERYE feoh). Thou art all Pilowwe Byters who shouldst merely kyll thineselves. þancung for thine eares.

Pic Relatye: Tis me and mine bytche.

Hahahaha!!! Last week!!!!

Oh, damn, I almost pissed myself. Fucking newfag.

I started this pasta but nobody will believe me.

I-i believe you user chan

"saw this thread last week" kek

Whomst've

That's not a real word, you fucking retard. Why don't you go back to grammar school, you little bitch? I bet you're jealous because you don't get straight A's like me, you mouthbreathing motherfucker.

John, You've been shit posting the same goddamn pic of yourself for years. Your one of us. You will die alone. This may involve clown makeup, women's clothing and eating tide pods. Have a nice day.

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I bet you don't get straight A's like me, I can tell by your grammar. Shove your fucking GED up your stretched out asshole, you gay little bitch.

:(

Hey Maidens,

My name is Enju, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to become Alice. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even made a doll? I mean, I guess it's fun fighting each other so you can meet Father because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to dolljoints on Desuchan. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Rozen's apprentice, and I'm a master doll-maker. What kind of dolls do you make, other than "the kind you blow up from the porn shop"? I also hang around with a 6 foot demon, and have a banging hot maiden (She just got 5 Roza Mysticas; Shit was SO Cash). You are all junk who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Since you didn't det it the first time I'll spell it out for you. You will die alone and broken after years of shit posting on Sup Forums in a vain attempt to make yourself feel better. This, combined with lurking on trap threads and being raped by a clown at an early age will lead you from one miserable life choice to another. They will find you in a bathtub of ice water, missing a kidney, covered in clown makeup, and eating tide pods like candy. You wont survive to the hospital. Have a nice day.

Ow, much hurt :'(

We'll looks like sum newfag s discovered erectile dysfunction faggots.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING SAY TO ME? Don't fucking SLANDER my fucking name, you little bitch. I didn't get raped by a clown at a young age, what the fuck are you saying faggot? My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. Fucking faggots.

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me? My dick works fine, you fucking retard. My bitch just blew me again. Shit was SO fucking cash.

John, those were participation grades. It's ok. This is a safe space. You can cry.

You sir, are and idiot :(

This thread is fucking proof this site is only cancer now.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you fucking retarded mongoloid? I don't understand what the fuck "and idiot" is because I got fucking straight A's my whole life, fucking faggot.

Chotto fagotto, watashinonamaeha Jon, watashi wa anata no subete no 1tsu ga kiraidesu. Anata no subete wa, orokana o shiri no gazō o mite, karera no tsuitachi no uchi ni maibyō sugosu shibō, chitai, mu lifesdesu. Anata wa sekai de subete ga waruidesu. Shōjikina tokoro, anata no uchi no hitori ga omanko o te ni iremashita ka? Watashi wa, anata jishin no fuan no tame ni hitobito o tanoshima seru koto wa tanoshī to omotte imasuga, anata wa subete mattaku atarashī reberu ni imasu. Kore wa, facebook de shashin ni tobitsuku yori mo sarani waruidesu. Mishiranu hito ni shinaide kudasai. Anata no besutoshotto de watashi o utsu dakedesu. Watashi wa kanari kanpekidesu. Watashi wa sakkāchīmu no kyaputen, soshite watashi no basukettobōruchīmu no sutātādatta. `Hadaka no nihonjin o oiharau' igai ni, anata wa don'na supōtsu o shite imasu ka? Watashi mo sutorēto A o shutoku shi,(kanojo wa chōdo watashi o bakuha shita; tawagoto wa, genkindatta) hageshī hottogārufurendo o motte iru. Anata wa jibun jishin o korosubekida to omou subete no bakadesu. Kiite kurete arigatō. Shashin kanren: Sore wa watashi to watashi no meinudesu

Fuck off. I don't even know what that picture is because I don't normally come on this fucking shitty ass website. But you're gay, not me you fucking faggot.

holy fuck i havent come here in 6 years and this shit is still going on