OFFICIAL MANCHESTER CITY VS. LEICESTER CITY UNOFFICIAL POST-PRE-MATCH MATCHTHREAD

KO: 12:30
or in 1 bong 10 bings if you live in an irrelevant timezone

Pep and Shakespeare manage 2 of the last 3 Cadbury's Premier League champions in this clash.
City look to leapfrog Liverpool and cement a top 4 spot with their game in hand with either a win or draw while Leicester could jump to the fabled 8th place, just below the Everton line

Reported injuries
MCFC: Gundam, Bravo while aguero and stones are doubts
LCFC: Drinky, Mendy, Morgany, Molla Wague(who the fuck) while EB Bob Hooth is a doubt

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Is Shakespeare the next goat manager?

First for anime is trash

Yes, this generation's SAF

oh and its Yayas birthday too

lads

LADS

>poop

City : Caballero, Fernandinho, Kompany (c), Otamendi, Clichy, Yaya Toure, De Bruyne, Silva, Sterling, Sane, Gabriel Jesus

>Subs : Gunn, Aguero, Nolito, Zabaleta, Fernando, Kolarov, Navas

Leicester : Schmeichel (c), Simpson, Benalouane, Fuchs, Chilwell, Mahrez, Ndidi, King, Albrighton, Okazaki, Vardy

>Subs: Zieler, Musa, Amartey, Kapustka, Slimani, Gray, Wasilewski.

>yfw both City and Arse catch and pass Liverpool
City will go into 3rd if they win, Arse will be 1 point if they win.

>caves into players' demands
>next SAF
how about no

>tfw have to wait another summer before dutch bro comes back

I enjoy his shitposting desu

Post Bobby Hoof

Come on Leicester! Arsenal and Liverpool should be in the UCL Man City are a nothing club

he will instantly popped up when city score and spamming >sp

Just go on Reddit if you miss him so much, he's over there complaining about Poop

He'll be sure to remind us how city are gonna win the quadruple as soon as this season ends

>Leicester end the season 2 spots behind United

Wew lad

> Jesus is the next Messi
> everyone forgetting Brazilians self-destruct the moment they reach the top
> choosing a kid over Sergio "Kun" Aguero

Cunts fucked

He's better than Aguero

He'll be here when City spend 70 million on some mediocre player when the transfer window opens.

>Caballero

HAHAHAHAHAHA

A fit Aguero makes the premier 30's club easily. He should be given the chance next season, there's plenty of room for 2 strikers in a title chasing team in 3+ competitions.

>1 english player in the entire matchday 18

>literally organized an internal coup by controlling the players

>Toure holding midfielder
Let's see how this goes

is stones injured or has he been dropped from the bench?

They always move Fernandinho into the center when they pin them back with possession so he's only at RB for some of the time. Like when they did the inverted fullbacks.

You now remember Nolito

played like 100 minutes in 2017, he should have joined barcelona

4-2 confirmed.

>100 mins in 5.5 months

i hate Guardiola. he is such unlikeable character. him and post-Madrid Mou are both cancer.

Could've been the next Pedro...except without all the La Masia

who cares chelsea already won the league

That's what the EPL does to a manager.

Gabriel's English is better than his Portuguese.

>except without all the La Masia
nolito was a barcelona youth player, think he played under luis enrique in barcelona b team

2. Despite his first name, Gunn's an England youth international.

That's who I meant.

>sterling
>english

They're showing this on Sky One as well today if you don't have Sky Sports.

Man City wouldn't be dumb enough to play a high line again, would they?

>it's been half a decade to the day since pic related

...

Poops defence should be more organized with Kompany back

>clichy
>kompany

they're going to concede, aren't they?

He should go with a matte fiber, the Nazi comb over just makes him look more Iranian.

Yep, one of the worst days in sport with a plastic team buying the league. Yet still needing an injury time goal against a team with Fucking Shaun Derry and Anton Ferdinand in it.

at least no john pebbles to make blunder

will neymar ever learn to speak first world?

>there are people who genuinely and unironically rate that goal as the best title winning moment ever

> why don't all soccer plays speak American, baka.

Name one that's more emotional and monumentous.

AQUEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=cFo1eyWbTtc

The objective GOAT.

HAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDD

>We shouldn't have let them scored.
Now it's something >we have to live with forever now.

Arsenal cucking Liverpool out of the league at their home ground in the last minute of the game. With the added payback bonus that it came a month after all those Liverpool fans murdered each other at Hillsborough.

the good thing is that barely anyone gives a shit about it

> Fuchs at centre half

What is this meme?

>zero (trophies) this season

LMAO how is the dutchfag holding up?

what is the best thing you have bought recently? own? im thinking about buying a coffee machine

remember when his brother died and he was all sad but everyone just thought he was being pissy about not getting any birthday cake? good times

His brother died a month after the birthday cake drama.

kolo is alive and well mate

Christ, Sky love sucking Man City's dick.

>fernandinho right-back

> Blue vs Blue

They don't like their mighty Poop getting exposed.

>Dark Blue vs Light Blue shirts

My eyes are gonna burn after 90 mins

>all these empty seats

christ

Is Pep being exposed by 4-4-2 again?

I don't think Leicester like wearing their red kit anymore. They kept swapping their home and away shorts and socks in away games just so they didn't have to wear red.

Unlucky colour for them now.

there's massive contrast between the two of them, are you colourblind or something?

This thread is so fucking dead.
Where all the /lifelongs/ at?

manc match thread are alwasys dead

/r/chelsea

Nah not colorblind, just find it annoying

>these NBC commentators talking absolute shite

pep will unironically lsoe this. watch my anonymous prediction come true.

the EPL gets their knickers in a twist about such minor details when it comes to kit clashes

yet let two teams play in all blue at the same time

Can we just make it a rule that city gets relegated

YOUR GROUND'S TOO BIG FOR YOU

It's 12:40, what do you expect?

the main commentator, who does quite a bit of bt commentary too, is fucking dire

Who are these guys they aren't the normal nbc guys and they are fucking awful

...

> Your ground's too big for you

LOL

>LEICESTER MADE IT HIGHER IN CL THAN MAN SHITTY

and arselel
and spuds

Spurs were in UCL this year?

b-but muh pep

amazingly yes, they left very quickly because they wanted to concentrate on finishing 2nd

>outsung by away fans

>finishing below neverkusen

pretty easy to do when there aren't any home fans tbf

Based Schmeichel

I dont understand why United fans snob him and want meme foreign league keepers if De Gea leaves

Where the fuck do you watch?

Try soccerstreams.net/

era goal kick

>garth crooks doing a history of spurs/white hart lane montage on football focus
>lists some notable managers in the voice-over
>calls pochettino "pottachino"
why did no one call him a mong and make him record it again?

>sane

>both teams wearing blue

What the fuck man