'Deadpool' Director Shifts to Sony's 'Sonic the Hedgehog' Movie

I want off this ride.

>Just over a week after stepping away from Deadpool, director Tim Miller has set his sights on a new gig: developing an adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog for Sony Pictures.

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/deadpool-director-tim-miller-developing-sonic-hedgehog-movie-sony-942661

Neil Patrick Harris as sanic
Dwayne Johnson as knuckles
Brian Cranston as live action eggman

>Eggman

fuck off

SnooPING AS usual I see

A Sonic movie, good idea Sony this one will make a profit

That's his name tho

>sonyC

Really?

His real name is Dr. Robotnik. Don't use his slave name!

T. Giant egg

I swear only literal autists like sonic the hedgehog

what's the deal?

I'm pretty sure than 90s cartoon (not the pingas one, the shit one) had something to do with all those furries

>autists

Nah, totally normal people.

at least they have a sense of humor huh

>hybrid CG-animated/live-action family film
>games have sucked for nearly 2 decades

are they fucking retarded? How do they think this is going to make money?

they're literally only thinking "sonic was big in the 90s and kids love 90s shit now"

It's going to be worse than Mario bros

Sony is run by fucking retards

he's not robotnik in the english translations anymore you faggot

Some semi-normal people do

The autists just ruin it for everyone

Great, a gateway drug for a whole new generation of Sonic/furry autists.

Placing bets on chrischan shooting up a theatre.

You shit your whore mouth

This. It's going to be classic sonic and fanboys will buy into it.

I'm hyped for Mania, it's working.

>sony
It's like watching money burn on screen

Sonichu lives

>Sony's
Dropped

>tfw there's a cameo
>tfw chris chan sues the shit out of them
>tfw he gets enough money to complete his m2f transformation
>tfw you fall in love settle down and raise a family of autists together
plsplsplsplsplsplsplspls

You'd have to be autistic to like any of the Sonic related games starting with the Dreamcast

I don't see how a live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film could possibly work

>daily reminder that pic related is actually from a sony marketing department power point

On the bright side, it will go by fast!

>Sony are not bankrupt yet

how

we need to put all cinemas near the area he lives on shooting alerts

It's the future they chose.

>tfw they make the arms blue