I am the PROPHET MUHAMMAD now talk to me. Please you have to give me respect and answer I'm the fucking PROPHET

I am the PROPHET MUHAMMAD now talk to me. Please you have to give me respect and answer I'm the fucking PROPHET.

If music is forbidden in Islam except for vocals, and veneration to Allah is the best thing a man can do, are songs with instruments celebrating the glory of God Haram or Halal ?

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Oh great prophet just how tight was that 9yo vagene?

That's not true moot. Someone else talk to me or say something else

So why is it okay in your religion to fuck little girls, beat your wife, and cut your non-Muslim neighbor's head off, but eating bacon gets you sent to hell?

BIG BLACK MUHAMMED DICKIES

Why are you better than Jesus?
Is Jesus in your heaven?
He is mentioned in the Kuran multiple times.

My previous life for permission from the parents and the kid to fuck the kid. I see no evil in what he did. It must have been spec...tacular!

Not op, but Jesus was actually just a prophet in Islam but not the Son of God or the Christ. Muhammad is just a prophet also. Allah (just means God) is God in Islam, there is no Trinity, there is only one.
But op it's true that Muhammad did go to heaven and saw all the prophets as well as Jesus?

Because my previous life I founded Islam which is God's religion and in this life I got rid of evil from people and restored God as the highest deity over evil and got rid of his evil.

I'm a Christian myself, but I still find Islam to be extremely fasinating.

Truly, Muhammad doesn't believe he is better than Jesus, or anybody. He was a humble prophet, just like the other ones. Op is honestly full of shit or extremely radicalized. Study Islam if you want to know about it, don't hear it from some idiots on Sup Forums.

Christianity is jesuses religion (don't get me wrong dying on a cross so none of us have to go to hell for all of eternity for sinning desurves a religion after you ) but Muhammad my previous life was God in human form. Islam is the religion of God and you should and you should really convert. The Bible is 40% true and has a lot of evil from Satan and Evil God but the Quran is 99% true and is only the good part of God. Except what he has to say about magic and drugs.

Yes I do believe I am better than Jesus I got rid of evil. Which is more important than dying on the cross for our sins. I'm reading the Quran right now.

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Fuck you sand nigger

What's inside the Holy Cube ?

No me the prophet Muhammad reincarnated so I can put a stop to evil and my second reincarnation needed to be an incredible person for Muhammad to live as better which I am. I'm so fucking amazing people it's unbelievable.

Muhammed saw the vortex. You are not Him. If you really saw how reality came together, you’d never pretend to be someone you aren’t. You’d spend all your time trying to understand the universe. For the most part it is beyond understanding. But Muhammed understood the cognition of the human mind on an exponential scale, and He taught his followers thus. Don’t understand God, understand what is near God. The followers of Joshua go in the wrong direction.

Magic makes the cube glow. And the entire Quran and Hadith along with many other Muslim texts are written on it.

What does it say about magic and drugs?

Gay porn

public toilet
the street shitters think there are ghosts in there and rather circulate around it to soothen the ghosts instead of being bitten in the balls

Fools try to understand Allah. But there is no true understanding of His ways. Look beyond what you see in your regular life. Embrace the words of Allah and His prophet Muhammed, peace be onto Him.

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Look beyond the djinn and the chaos of your life. Embrace Allah. Embrace the wonderful nature of His blessing. Learn the teachings of His prophet Muhammed, peace be unto him.

Spend no time learning from a false prophet. Search for truth in Allah.

Wow. Magic is the most incredible thing in purgitory and it puts you in the matrix (the matrix is about magic everyone) and drugs show you things you can't find anywhere else. Changing your brain, putting a molicule inside your brain to see what happens is an incredible ability. Meth is my favorite drug especially since it makes you smarter. That's my favorite part. And how interested you get of everything. Drugs can show you God and spiritual things like nothing else. I am a shaman. I've never done it but DMT literally gives you the experience of God. When your high on DMT you are God for 15 minutes. And salvia is like being evil God which is an infinitely evil God created alongside God and Satan universe and God deletes evil the deity imideietely. Both magic and drugs are life hacks.

I got rid of God's evil so you can understand him now. Thank you.

False prophet! How dare you! Hell for you.

God told me to let you out of hell. Watch yourself.

Evil comes from the free will of man. Allah, peace be unto Him, granted this gift to Man despite its awful consequences. Understand Muhammed and you understand all the Prophets. Blessed is Allah, in His name and His Vision.

Come on keep it coming give me a gient thread like I deserve. Pleaseeeeee...... I'm the PROPHET MUHAMMAD. I AM GOD.

Do you have a clue how stupid that just made you sound? You are not a God, and cannot become him from using drugs. That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard today. God only needs you to just talk to him normally and read his word. There is a scripture that tells us the enemy is a roaring lion seeking to kill steal and destroy. You know that there are demons masquerading as angels of light? Their only purpose is your destruction. My advice to you is get right with God, and lay off the fuckin drugs they are turnin your mind into mush

Allah blesses those who follow His will. Everyday He watches man, and blesses us with His Wisdom.

No evil is a deity that had more power than God which is why there was so much evil before I fixed it. And no one has free will but me. God is making your every move for you. With me he does not control me at all

Wow. Are you really this retarded or just pretending?

All magic is is bringing heaven to purgitory you imbisile and yes it does turn you into a God. That's the power you have in heaven . you can do anything God can do that is not evil and for me and the Taliban we get evil magic. Hell

This is blasphemy. Allah moves through you, with a message of His love and peace. But you choose to accept Him or not. Your arrogance of your beliefs in others should make you pale. Focus on the next move, Allah willing.

You realise thats ali right? Also mohammad was illiterate

No he was not don't slander my good name with your LIES!

Y r hands smol?

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It says so in the Bible and the Quran that evil is a deity and had more power than God. He did that so I could save the day and get rid of evil. And so you could all see evil.

He actually was man. He had syphillis too apparently

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where da kush LOL

You, how'd he write the Quran then.

begone dune coon

Oh great prophet, i must ask,
tits, or ass?

In LA or Canada or Washington DC or Colorado. Or Amsterdam.

Ass. Children's asses

schizo

Okay lets start over, sorry for saying stupid. How exactly does purgatory work. Is that when you havent done enough for Jihad or what? I dont know much about the religious beliefs but lets just start by stating your religion so i have a better idea. Do you believe that you could be misled by Djinn? I believe it may be what you call them in your culture. Magic is witchcraft tho. Imo, if God wants us to use magic would he have said, Thou shalt cast spells of magic in purgatory and so on and so forth?

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god is dead

gay

Religions are lies.

okke thanks for raply merhamid

He didnt, his followers did. Same with jebus

With smol hans

How does it feel being an offshoot of Judaism?

But jesus didn't actually exist. All mainstream religious texts are bastardized versions of the Kabbalah anyway

The reason why the bible tells you magic is ungodly is because God was evil when the Bible was written and Muhammad lied about what God said about magic in the Quran and later changed it in later texts. Djinn will lead you astray from God of course they're fucking demons. And purgitory is exactly as if there is no God. You don't get what you want and you can't spawn the shards in your hand instantly. No miraculous things happening without magic.