Goals scored in the Premier League this season:

Goals scored in the Premier League this season:
>Manchester United: 51
>Bournemouth: 52

How much money do they need to spend this summer to match the dynamic attacking force of the mighty Bournemouth?

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How much for a decent manager?

120M on Griezmann la

Josh King £50m

We don't score that much because our forwards got injured all season. Next year will be different after Griezzman and maybe Lewandowski stupid Abu.

the refs dont like maureen so they give less penaltys for manure

Our players are tyred we have to play three competitions and have no time for breaks. Other clubs such as Chelshit only have PL so they naturally won every game.

>We don't score that much because our forwards got injured all season.
Agreed. Maybe we shouldn't invest so heavily in middle-aged players?

manure got Zlatan for free and he contributed 17 goals this season

Zlatan's cost United at least £25million in wages, bonuses, signing on fees, etc.

For free, you say?

>Manchester United: 51
Like 10 of those were offside.

>highest wage in the EPL
>free

>highest wage in the EPL
Not so fast, white boy

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United are 16th in conversion. Everyone says Zlatan was great but if there was a decent striker in his position they'd have 60+ goals instead of 51

Not great, but contributing far more than any other Manure player and bailing out >mouyes with his awful tactics a dozen times. Imagine Trashford being there instead, they'd be below Everton definitely

Not that I ever want to stick up for Mourinho, but at least his teams know how to defend.

Goals conceded in the Premier League this season:
>Manchester United: 27
>Bournemouth: 65

Eddie Meme played as a defender yet has no fucking clue how to organise a defence. He's overrated as fuck.

>14 (fourteen) draws
>most appalling football imaginable, parking the bus as soon as taking the lead against any relegation shitter
>not even the least goals conceded in PL
>only two fewer goals conceded than Chelsea, who scored 25 more
Literally no redeeming qualities, it's just dogshit

Know how to defend 6th place, lmao.

Mourinho is there to build a great team and you don't start that by getting a great attack first. you build from the bottom up and they have a solid defence as base once they ship out Rooney and get someone whos actually good.

I'm attacking Eddie Meme more than I'm defending Mourinho really.

>Eddie Meme still thinks a defence of Charlie Daniels, Simon Francis, Steve Cook and Adam Smith is top flight standard

>mouyes

lads

LADS

>Jose Moyesinho

redpill me on slovak hate for customers and poonited

permanently scarred by pogba leaving juventus

>watched Poobag in action past 10 months
>still believes anyone would miss the fraud
user please

where were you when poortugual was shilling manure on chelsea threads

ABUism is a mental illness, consult your nearest mental health professional today to make sure you get the support and care you deserve :)

Now compare their chances created and shot conversion

>AFC Bournemouth Shots on goal: 148 Goals: 52 Conversion rate: 17,9 %
>Manchester United Shots on goal: 204 (51,5 %) Goals: 51 Conversion rate: 12,9 %
>Tottenham Hotspur Shots on goal: 233 (53,2 %) Goals: 71 Conversion rate: 16,2 %

Indians and United go hand in hand, like when you wipe your ass with your hand. United is shit like what you take on the street every day.

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Tip kek

Couldn't post yesterday sadly, but we've had a good exchange with >mouyesbro in the Hamez --> Manure thread until he got bullied off, kek.
Pajeet #destroyed

>ABUs being so mad we're in a European final that they resort to attacking my country instead

>brags about european football achievements
>isn't even from europe

>European final
>European
>European
>European

>You

>Norway and America calling me out for not being European

tip top kek

overrated... good thing we're surrounded by simpletons who see "designated shitting street" references and upvote.........

t. Punjabi Mc

>we

Kek

>indipoo education

Oh, I'm sorry? Are you in the EU? No? Then why don't you go back to being irrelevant

the term european came before the european union you know

Imagine being this ignorant, top fucking kek

What part of manchester are you from lad?

Zlatan is on 250k a week max

that's 12 mill a year

>13 million pounds signing on fee
don't think so m8
try 1.5mill max

>tiny irrelevant country kekking at a superpower

don't fuck with us, we and our bro Russia will bomb you to oblivion you chimp

I'm from Russia and live in America. Shut up sand nigger.

White power.

But Indians aren't too bad actually they just smell like fucking shit so I don't want to be arohnd them

have you not seen that leak thing

375k pounds a week

>superpower
>have to take a shit in the street like a dog

Nah Pajeet I'll be fine.

Columbian media is claiming Hamez has a deal in place with United already

nice try Juanito

I rather take a shit in the street than have 1000x niggers enrich my women

I'm not a spic but you are actually a sand nigger lmao

POO

keep your taco stained laughs to yourself juan

>Greaseman £110m
>Hamez £70m
>Morata £60m
>Walker £35m

With Man Ure's transfer policy I wouldn't be surprised if they make all these transfers this summer

The Winter window was my favorite >Howe moment

>Lose best defender because Chelsea wants Ake back
>Spend all of January saying they need another defender because of it
>Don't try to but anyone in the whole month
>Try to buy Ake back from Chelsea for 10m in the deadline day

Bournemouth are basically a more consistent Wigan.

Howe will go the way of Martinez if a big club appoints him... without the random diversion into international football once he gets sacked by the big club for being rubbish

>dont fuck with us
military-grade shitslingers?