I'm in a wheelchair AMA

I'm in a wheelchair AMA

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DOES IT WORK

Why you all crippled and shit, dawg?

attempted suicide while drunk a couple years ago, super depressed at the time

My dick?

What's it like to be drain on society?

Are you confined to that wheelchair or just sitting in it for fun?

Why not suicide?

Meh, I don't get that vibe around here. I am working two jobs while going to school. I hate being on social security.

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Confined. Complete spinal cord injury at the T4 and T5 level

yes

Thats the point. I think that nigger can walk.

story?
also: tits and timestamp or gtfo!

Yes your dick

would you be cool with being the tank in class wars?
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Jumping three stories didn't kill me, I don't want to try again

What did you do, jump from 3 stories?

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Yes, but not the way it used to. I have to manually stimulate it for it to work. I could have the hottest chick in the world in front of me and I'd be soft. Viagra and a cock ring work wonders.

Can you use cerrebro. Professor

Yes

LOL I was fucking right

Not yet, but soon

how angry does this make you?

Did it cure your depression ?

It's dumb. They should be able to date. I don't know why the teacher thinks he's in a position of power.

Only in murrica

Yes. It comes back every now and then, especially now that I live alone again. However I know how to overcome it

You ever thought about taking a new career in nugget porn? Our bro/s would be in...

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how low are you willing to go for a female that would put up with your worthless cripple ass?

Nice try, newfag

he's a jealous europoor, give him a break.
I would be too if I had no rights and got cucked daily by muslims pouring in

Sounds like a wheely long problem fam

Whats it feel like to be a runner up for a Darwin Award?


runner up....kek

Jesus Christ OP. Don't let people talk to you like that. Stand up for yourself

>I don't know why the teacher thinks he's in a position of power
teacher's probably a butthurt feminist that's jealous a cripple is going to get laid before her

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You paralysed, does your dick still work?

Depressed because parents were divorcing and their house almost burned down. I was caught in the middle, it sucked. I lived with my best friend, but I didn't tell him I was depressed, just that I was angry with my parents. We had a small party and before I went to bed, my roommate called me out in front of everyone about how much of a lazy slob I was. I snapped, chugging alcohol in anger and sadness. After my friends calmed me down, they put me in my roommate's room. I was angry, lonely, and blackout drunk. Last thing I remember was punching through the glass

Ever just think... "just let it roll away?"

post vid of u trying to walk and falling down so we know youre not faking it

That's pretty terrible, man.

Glad to see you've learned how to manage the depression better.

I have high standards, which is why I'm single

Yes, but I have to stimulate it manually. Being horny doesn't make it work

do you plan on trying suicide again?

at what point do you lose sensation on your body?

would you have rather you died instead of this reality?

If given the chance to get bionic legs ,like the terminator has, would you take it?

Hey that really ain't too bad man, most people with your kind of injuries can't feel shit down there.

I don't think I'll try suicide again

I lose feeling at my nipple level

No, I'm glad I'm alive. I have found motivation to be a better person and to live my life to the fullest

was this you wheelanon?

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Witnessed and checked

Well I can't feel it, but it works. I can't ejaculate but I can orgasm. I haven't been able to orgasm, and I haven't tried sex. I've only fingerbanged chicks

Timestamp and tits

how do you overcome your depression?

Thank you user

Would that girl be able to have sex?

well how does that work? if you don't get nerve sensation in your dick, how could you achieve orgasm?

what the fuck happens? do you just feel the somatic "sex stuff" in your head?

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what kind of diapers do you wear

Yes. It depends on her disability though. If she's paralyzed, then yeah totally. She may not be able to feel it, but she might be able to orgasm.

Depends

do you wear shoes even tho ur dumb ass cant walk?

Even though I can't feel sex, my dick can. The nerves work fine, it's the spinal cord that is fucked. So my dick can feel sex and stimulation, and enough of it could trigger an orgasm. Thinking about sex stuff in my head makes me horny which increases blood pressure and such, and it can help me relieve some sexual tenstion

Kinda depressing that I'm fully able-bodied and a cripple is in much better shape than me.

How old are you? Do you have a pretty healthy diet?

Yeah. I didn't wear shoes while in my apartment once I left rehab but I broke my toe because I was bare foot. Now I wear shoes all the time. Saves money too since they stay clean

wheelanon, was this you?

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Hey man I'm really out of shape. My diet sucks and I'm having issues with my arms and shoulders. I almost posted on /fit/ about it but decided not to. I'm 22

>implying a 16 year old boy is going to want to have sex with a girl that might shit and piss herself

do you exercise the muscles in your legs? or do you plan to just let them atrophy until they're skin and bone.

Well, you have a better body, that's for sure.

So do you have a real job and actually contribute to society, or do you have a token job where people let you roll around cause they feel sorry?

While it looks like I have a huge gut, it's partly because my ab muscles don't hold my guts in, so they just spill out.

I do range of motion and stretch as much as I can. I want to walk again so I try to take care of my legs. It's really hard to work them out. I can use muscle stimulators but that can have negative impacts like loss of flexibility

just do some cardio like treadmill for 20 minutes a day............
....oh wait.

That's not bad, as long as it's not fat.

Yes I'm finally working again. I hate being a leech on society

Really, what do you do

how do you expect to walk again? do you have any motor control below your torso?

Lol cardio is a bitch. Like I'll go for a "run" and then I'm fucked for the rest of the day since I'm so sore that I can barely push myself.

One job as a research assistant at a laser and electrical engineering lab, and another as a website monitor on the weekends

That kitchen trashcan.


I dont care if your a waste of resources or not, take your fucking garbage out like a civil and modern member of society.

No motor control or sensation. I have high hopes for the advancement of medical technology, and I try to stay up to date on clinical trials happening around the world that relate to my condition

Yeah I know, I'll do that before I go to bed

oooh ok, so your a wheelie gofer at a lab, and then mod chaterbate at night. Great resume bae there will be a sea of pussy at your door in the morning

your lazy and dirty, i hope you stay in that chair for life.

Before my injury I was a paralegal and a retail employee as a side job. At least I'm working and not relying on social security (which is a fucking joke)

How tall are you and do you reconcile that with the fact your head is at perfect ass level?

What even

nice

6ft. I reconcile being at ass level by checking out all the asses in yoga pants at my college

Can you show your dick?

If she can't feel it, how can she orgasm?

And does this happen to you?

Crips of truth

Hitler did nothing wrong.

He made sure parasites like you were put out of the public misery.

cripanon, die. The world does not need any more useless eaters.

Oh wait, those are quads. Hopefully that's not a sign, OP

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Her nervous system below her spinal cord injury is still intact and functioning. It can't communicate with the brain, but reflexes still respond to stimuli, such as sex.

Yes it does. Shitting myself sucks, but it's my own fault because I don't drink enough water and hold it for way too long. Pissing sucks too, but as long as I have a good routine, take my meds, and pay attention to cues from my body then I'm good.

What's a useless eater? Did you make that up? It sounds like it could be German slag for some kind of war ration waster.

So she would physically cum, but not feel it?