Taking a shit right now. AMA

Taking a shit right now. AMA

Are you taking a shit right now?

Yes

where are you taking it?

Bathroom

Why is your shitter set back into the wall.

My roomie is taking a shit. You better flush!

Does it feel good

I really don't know but I think it's nice. Gives you more leg space.

how long is your dick?

Will do!

Meh

iPod nano 7g

How big is it?
Why aren't you putting the fat log in your mouth for us?

Sometimes I don’t wipe

It's not a nutritious meal so I'd rather not.

Will I ever be happy again

Have fun with your wolf.

(heard butter helps with the wolf)

Well...would you?

Probably not.

Certainly not.

:( why

Do you curl that shit-coloured hair? What the fuck is your problem, you incel-looking motherfucker. Get out.

The only way to achieve happiness in post adolescence is adopting responsibility and doing something meaningful.
Nothing has any meaning and you couldn't be responsible for a log of shit.

Have you tried mdma? Maybe that could help you.

Thenks. Nah, that's all natural. The slavic jew genes are prevailing at last.

That was really spot on thank you poop jesus I just wish I was happy and I wish I was 16 again

Exaktamente!
Solid and healthy shits to you my child.

how do you take a selfie with a toilet paper?
whiteboi?

Me too user

It's quite easy. I hold the toilet paper in one hand in front of my face and with the other hand I take the picture.
Also please don't assume my ethnicity based on my skin colour. I identify as a jewish black shepherd.

Pic or it didn't happen. Also are you moot.

You really think moot still comes here?

thanks, will try it when I will have 2 rolls of toilet paper in my hands, whiteboi.

Yes why, don't you ?

Cool

Why is the toilet paper yellow? I'm concerned.

rich
gotta buy some tomorrow or will have to use plain paper instead
which brand would you recommend?

Thought he hated the community for obvious reasons.

Was cheaper than the pink one.

piss marinated

Not much of a brands guy. Whatever is cheap at the moment.

What are U listening to? How long does your average shit take?

but not that cheapest gray sandpaper right?

Modest Mouse - Baron Von Bullshit Rides Again.
Depends. If I'm in a hurry less then a minute if not up to 10 min just reading the paper or shitposting on /b.

Sandpaper is actually way more expensive.

I thought that was just Sup Forums after we cockblocked him with the luggage lad thing and Sup Forumsharbour. Pretty sure he still lurks though.

was referring to the cheapest toilet paper possible, brandless that is very rough to your angus yet breaks far too easily when is in your hands

Does anyone know what he's up to these days?

Oh no. I wouldn't let that stuff anywhere near my rectum. That's probably a sin too.

I love you

Solid and healthy shits to you as well my child.
Amen.

Wasn't he working at Google and subverting their anti sexism policy from the inside, but I think he was to sexualy sexist for them and got sacked just ironically Google it.

What a great tale. Solid and healthy shits to you!

muh nigga

R U M OR F

>R U M OR F

What?
Explain yourself, my child.

Blessed self bump

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