I get this pain in my asshole every so often...

i get this pain in my asshole every so often. it's like there's a knife poking me a couple inches deep in my asshole and its really fucking annoying.

i don't know why it happens and it just goes away on its own.

am i dying?

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Hemorrhoids. Preparation H works pretty well for them.

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i dont think its that because i dont shit too hard also i don't have danglers hanging out of my asshole.

the pain is like, if you rammed a ruler in my asshole and poked the insides hard. its not like my actual asshole. like a finger deep.

start of bowel cancer if u don't get it looked at u will have to have it asshole removed

plus side, never have to shit again

Hemorrhoids or you are so autistic that you don't realize you need to shit

ass cancer

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more like you will be shitting liquids rest of your life, or into a plastic bag hanging off your belly

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I posted the red skull at u dumbass

Don't look behind you

You're all talk.

Post my address here shit head.

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this thread is about my asshole
please stay on topic

It stinks of shit. What else is there to know?

Feel like a cramp? Like you wanna shit and nothing there? If so, gratz you have levator syndrome. Get magnesium supliments they ease cramps

yeah like a muscle spasm. i notice it happens more frequently after sex or masturbating.

Yup. Levator syndrome.

What a little bitch. All talk

wikipedia sounds about right.

thanks bud.

time to kill myself.

threads dead.

Just wait till you get older. Will attack you in the night, wake you up from a sound sleep and put you on the bathroom tiles sweating in pain. I found out I had it about 16, shit got worse as I got older until it started doing that to me. Magnesium to keep the cramping away and just not eating like grub does the rest for me.

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I used to get burning anal pain that lasted for hours at a time. It was excruciating. The reason was a change of diet. My stools were too soft, and often small bits of feces would linger just inside my anus. After a poop I always wipe myself until I can't see any poop on the toilet paper anymore, so I assumed I was good to go, but what happened was some of that fecal matter that was inside my anus would leak down and begin to burn like hell. My stools are still soft, but I figured out how to solve the problem. I take a hand mirror and squat over it. With one hand I spread my anus out. With the other I take a Q-Tip that has been soaked in warm water. I gently clean the inside of my anus - the parts that are close to the exit of my anus. I use a few Q-Tips until I stop seeing brown on the Q-Tips. No more burning butthurt! A leaky anus can be torture. I hope I've saved at least one soul today.

I'd like to elaborate a bit more. The leaking wasn't constant throughout the day. It happened in the hours after a bowel movement. Sometimes when I have a big poop, that last bit of the poop just won't come out. So, I'll sometimes 'give up' on getting it out and close my anus. That cuts the poop, but it also leaves some fecal mass on the inside of my anus near the exit. I could wipe my ass clean, but that fecal mass is still right there waiting to come down, and it does unless I get to work with those Q-Tips. I don't need to jam the Q-Tips in far. Cleaning about one centimeter inside my anus prevents the leakage. It has literally saved my butt.

sucks having bowel issues. I've got a friend that shits like 5 times a day. every time he eats he has to take a shit like 30 minutes later. really fucking inconvenient. cards you get dealt, ya know.

try eating more fiber or getting a better diet in general. Also try walking and working out. Generally random ass pain/hemmies are the result of fatass's who litterally spend all day sitting on their ass. also common among office workers, but since your on Sup Forums im assuming you're an autistic neet. Go neck yourself lardass, try not to break the ceiling in.

Yeah, it really did suck. The burning pain was relentless and over the counter pain medicine did nothing. It was constant burning pain that could last for 12 or more hours a day, and this went on for years. I hurt too much to sit down. I couldn't figure out what the problem was, and neither could any of the numerous doctors I visited. The anal specialist I visited ruled out hemorrhoids. It was not Coccydynia either - while the pain was worsened by sitting down, that was caused by increased pressure on the anus. It was the anus that was sore, and the burning would often be present when I was lying down or lying on my side. There would be nights when it was so bad I couldn't sleep - or if I did I'd wake up after only an hour, covered in sweat. Since doctors weren't helping I almost put a bullet in my head over this. Those fucking Q-Tips saved my life.

Some people think that anal pain is a joke. I've broken bones and the pain I experienced from those broken bones was NOTHING compared to the continuous burning pain that was caused by bits of fecal matter leaking out.

It's been years, but I'm finally pain-free and able to sit down again.