>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>i head to mcdonalds and he approaches me
>he doesn't look anything like the pics and smells of alcohol
>"oh yeah, that's my son. it's pretty much what i look like if i lose 20 pounds"
>too polite to end the date immediately
>eat my large big mac meal as quick as possible so i can leave
>"ah i love a girl who likes her food! i'll go get you seconds"
>eat another big mac
>"so how bout we get a drink then user? i'm buying!"
>his card got declined so i bought our drinks in wetherspoons
>run outside and across the road to the bus stop
>he comes out 2 minutes later
>"WHORE. WHORE. JUST LIKE THOSE OTHER CUNTS ALL YOU STUCK UP POSH SLAPPER THINK YOURE TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE"
>grab a taxi instead and go home
>mfw
Be me
Post face pic
>be OP
>be Fat
just because i'm fat doesn't mean i'm a bad person and deserve bad dates
Tinder date at McDonalds?! I'd pass on that harder than a pedo in a kindergarten
What a whore. I hope you die you stuck up cunt.
It’s bitches like you that make the real nice guys afraid to show their class
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well, frankly, it does.
sage, /thread
>first tinder date
>McDonalds
Gee, how romantic. Nothings bonds like sharing chicken nuggets
An online arranged date under the golden arches.
Is there any other sure fired way to guarantee a happy ever after?
kys
All these replies and no tits or gtfo?
Tits or gtfo
I always go to McDonalds for the first date.
It's cheap, the food taste tremendous and the staff are friendly.
I go on five or six first dates a week so budget is important.
You're fat.
You don't deserve to struggle for breath after a waddle to the fridge.
Let alone deserve a date.
old pasta is old, fuck off
Aren't you the user that only got bad dates? Like the vomit pussy one? Are the same OP?
Even if you're a bigger woman, being confident in yourself will attract quality guys. I encourage people to give yourself a chaperone who lurks in the background.
Topkek
They are called tendey's
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Watch 'super size me', feed your mind rather than your waistline.
Nothing in this thread is real, no one with a brain sufficient to type on a computer would do a McDonald's tinder date
>Always go to McD's on first date
>5 or 6 first dates a week
>The food is tremendous
Just take het to McDonald's and then head to the bed room
Sounds like you're not picking good dates as well as food.
I don't only get bad dates. I did have a steady boyfriend when I was 17.
Proof this thread is bs and you retarded fuckers would believe anything
The cancer and faggotry is real, it's always real
I've done the Maccas thing for a first date, but only under 25's will find it passable. Plus for Femanons, they can suggest a Maccas near a cop shop in case the dude turns out to be a creep.
>Five or six first dates a week?
Why do you never go on a second date? Are you really that horrendous?
Scroll up nigger
I guess I'm just having a run of bad luck
sometimes you need to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince
Why don't you just go work out? It ONLY has positive consequences for you. You will like yourself better, you will have better dates, you will be healthier and if you have kids someday, you will be a better role model for them. I hate fat mothers who then proceed to raise their kids to little fat shits too.
So you're the same OP from back then? The one that got her vajayson vomited on?
Perhaps you’re the frog
One date doesn't define me
tell the guy to meet up again and stab him
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tendies, you illiterate fuck