I do some messed up things with escorts, AMA

I do some messed up things with escorts, AMA

can you prove the big bang happened. they say it was caused when 2 atoms smashed into eachother, but there is no proof of where they came from. OR since space is endless there was no reason for them to ever hit eachother in the first place. they would 99.9999999999999999999999999999999% (more than that) miss eachother and then continue on to nothingness.

how much do rimjobs usually cost

How do you do foreplay with an escort since you can't (or if you can, shouldn't) kiss them and stuff? I wanna get an escort but I can only get hard with foreplay first.

Describe these messed up things

This.

They come with a package but I can get one for 10 bucks

I put a cupcake in ones ass and then she pushed it back into my mouth.

good now dump the rest. also fixed it for you

>I put a cupcake in ones ass and then she pushed it back into my mouth.

you nigger, you said AMA, and i did ask you this, now answer it to the best of your knowledge.

Was she black? What else? Do tell.

You can kiss them it just depends on how much you spend.
I usually undress them and then they sit on my lap facing me while I kiss their neck and lick their body too

Hersey kisses work better.

I see multiple but there is one hooker I like to play with food

>buy a burger from bk
>get hooker to squash it with her feet
>put burger in her ass and pussy
>get her to spit in burger and my drink
>sit down naked while she plays with my cock with one foot and feeds me food with her other foot

Messed up things like what? Treating them like they are people?

>OP says Escorts
>posts photo of streetwalker
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> I kiss their neck and lick their body too

but guys have cum all over them

With higher end escorts $100 an hour up, they have showers and you can bathe them. To see an escort you need to lower your standards of cleanliness and stop treating them like lepars

do you believe the Byzantine empire was the heir of the Roman empire post fourth crusade?

That's one lense to view it from. But it definitely doesn't account for the whole picture.

>they say
Source, faggoon