List everything you've been diagnosed with

list everything you've been diagnosed with

>autism spectrum disorder
>dyspraxia
>asthma
>currently getting a diagnosis for depression

>being a straight white male

Stop being an attention whore. Asthma isn't real kid.

Depression, PTSD and ODC

>was a premature baby and hit puberty at the age of 16
>allergic to paracytemol

You forgot 'epic faggotry' and 'no ones gives a fuck-itis'.

Schizophrenia, severe depression.

Haha i'm 12 too, wanna bang?

>underachiever

The doctor told me once im fat

Nothing.

I'm just a guy designed to survive I guess.

Never had any health issues at all.

How does it feel knowing that in the evolutionary scheme of things you are my bitch?

Just good old fashioned depression

no u

depression
can no longer afford meaningful medical care so that's it
can still afford that $4/month prozac though

Destined to survive but do you contribute anything to society?

if user is here, what the fuck do you think?

I take good care of my wife and support my grandmother.

I pay my taxes and don't harm anyone.

If that isn't enough, then society is wrong, not me.

Bipolar with maniac tendences faggot here.

Asthma, IBS

Of course not. Until you suffer from it. Then it becomes breathtakingly real

>paranoid schizophrenia
>depression
Aand im probably bipolar still waiting for that one tho

i see what you did there

>paranoid schizophrenia
>high blood pressure

>depression
>anxiety
>asthma
>bipolar disorder

chronic migraine without aura, anxiety

I get about 20 or more headaches/migraines per month but the without aura means my vision isn't effected by it. Told the doc that when I do get these, the vision in my left eye makes everything look like it's moving in slowmo but he said that wasn't enough to class it as 'aura'. Currently taking 2 types of meds for this daily to stop the headaches and I have about 6 other types of trial meds to try and see what helps make them stop once I do get them. So far of the 6, none of them work. Been on the daily meds since Nov and it knocked my headache down to 4 a months which feels amazing!

F32.2
F10.2

we get it, you watch rick and morty or some shit

i think they might be icd 10 numbers but im too lazy to check

they are

Kek

in chronological order

>red dye 40 allergy
>amoxicillin allergy
>left abdominal hernia (surgery required)
>right abdominal hernia(surgery required)
>epilepsy
>brain tumor
>partial blindness

pic related

>Ulcerative colitis

6months ago. I went to the hospital because I had vomiting and diarrhoea. Get blood and stool test. Get out on a drip feel fine get sent home. Test come back they ask me to do further test at this point I'm fine. Further test say I have ulcerative colitis. Doctors keep me in hospital for 2 weeks to see how I am on shit ton of drugs. Get sent home they keep getting me to blood and stool test and discuss results and they say I'm fine. I don't even know if I am sick was sick. The drugs they put me on were steroids and chemo drugs.

Only faggots listen to doctors.
have fun living a shitty life OP

amoxicillin that shit fucks me up. I have had it 3 times and easy times I've been worst on it

Depression isn't a real medical issue.

Depression is another word for, "I'm a weak bitch that can't hack it in life.".

You know what "depression medication" is?

Bitch tablets.

>ADD
>Anxiety
>Dyspraxia

looks like i'm a weak bitch that can't hack it in life
at least i don't have meds

I was diagnosed with a urinary tract infection once

ADD - Not real. Just a lame excuse for having no self control or willpower.

Anxiety - Not real. Just a lame excuse for being a weak little bitch who can't control themselves.

The dyspraxia is real, if it affects your motor functions. The rest is just you being a weak-minded little bitch and trying to put a label on it as an excuse for being weak.

You get points for not taking bitch tablets for your made up shit.

>ADHD
>Depression
>Anxiety
>Intermittent (Unspecified) mood disorder
>Asthma
>Particulate Allergies (Dust, pollen, dander)
>moderate myopia

>diabeetus
>the gay
>multiple sclerosis

I won't RIP

I was born with a heart condition. I have severe svt and abnormal beats. I had a heart attack at work last year in december because of it. Im 28 and have to take nitrostatin to help with the symptoms. Eventually ill need a subdermal pacemaker to help with the random beats.

>list all the special snowflake things you've self diagnosed with

Ftfy

Scientists have literally just discovered the actual physical cause of anxiety in the brain and are conducting experiments using pulses of light to treat people with anxiety. Anxiety has also been linked with early-onset Altzheimers. Anxiety is real. Research stuff before spouting nonsense on forums.

>the gay
kek
Also
>Depression
>Bi-Polar
>Schizoid Disorder

Aspergers syndrome
OCD
Clinical depression

My current dr. diagnosed me with
Bipolar II
Chronical Depression
Ocd

>ADHD
>Scheuermann's Kyphosis
>Depression

>everyone posting mental "disease" like they actually exist

lmfao little bitches and pussies

One time I drank too much mountain dew code red. I thought I was shitting blood.

That thing when your chest goes in, lightly though.

I have two brothers that have that. Also a sister with slight scoliosis. I think I might be missing half a rib, never really bothered getting it checked though.

I'm self-diagnosed with "stressed af".
(((Doctor))) says I'll live.

You should check that out.
There are some rare times, these things can cause heart failures because - space.

depression, anxiety, ocd, panic disorder, psychosis

>Diarrhea

tardive dyskinesia

These are probably the same scientists who say being a homosexual is genetic and that being a trannie isn't a mental disorder.

Sure kid, sure.

Keep popping your bitch tablets for your fake shit.

Weeb ubi killing lambert!

>Gout
>Hypothyroidism
>Torn left labrum, surgically repaired
>Plantar fasciitis

Herpes

Medically labeled “depressed” just means your an official pussy on SSRI’s and haven’t found your true meaning on life.

Put down the internet and do something worth getting out of bed.

>epilepsy, haven’t had a seizure since I was 4 though