WH40K movie fuckin WHEN?

WH40K movie fuckin WHEN?

Beyond the lord inquisitor never. The games workshop are overprotective.

40K is a terrible shit

>DUDE WAR
>DUDE FANTASY TROPES...IN SPAAAACE
>DUDE EBIN 4 DA EMPHERA! XDDD
>LMAO

How people can enjoy this shit?

Don't forget the grimdork. The grimdork is very important.

When is the next part going to be released?

This user gets it
WH40k is reddit of sci-fi tbqh

all of 40k is gay. the redeemable part is orks because they are a parody of 40k as a whole

in the grim darkness of the 40th millenium
there is only WAR

41st.
Good try though.

i'm sure there is war in 40th too

Most of it is pretty tongue-in-cheek. A movie probably will never happen because the tone doesn't appeal to most people and is fairly hard to nail even by official fluff writers. Everything in-universe is supposed to be dead serious, but the fact that everything is so hyperbolic to the point of silliness is part of that appeal.

they could easily make a mad max clone with a lone imperial guard trying to cross some desert planet with a bunch of orks chasing him

It was mostly just the legions being little bitches about everything and witch hunts going on everywhere. 3rd Black Crusade is best Black Crusade.

never, i hope. good franchise but let's not destroy it with some half assed film

There was a script floating out there, but it involved a human and eldar falling in love.

>love
you mean rape, right?

fucking disgusting

liberal degeneracy would ruin one of these movies

it's not popular enough that you could have picked up that knowledge by overhearing it or something, so obviously you were a fan at one point, dingus

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gay

>inb4 Ultramarines starring every wrinkly British man they could find

Nail on the head, no one would want a 40k movie because it would be filled with shitty Hollywood tropes (Space marine falling in love with eldar and running, making cults look like the better choice than imperium). A 40k TV series could work, but it has to be something simpler than most of the books.

>LET'S MAKE MOVIES OF EVERY IP IN EXISTENCE

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Wow what fag shit is this

Get back to /tg/.

Actually, don't, you've ruined that board bringing Sup Forums shit into it and vice-a-versa.

How about an episodic anthology series that follows a different character every episode, with that person dying or not dying sometimes

Something Imperial Guard centred could work as a nice introduction to 40k, a anthology would also work well.

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Not any more they're not. They gave the IP license to Lord Inquisitor dudes and also gave them a writer.

I love how Sup Forums in general spouts shit about stuff they have no clue in, or by reading websites like 1d4chan.

>40th
>Legions

Sigh. Tertiary '''(((fans)))''' are the worst.

Could follow like an ork, an inquisitor, a guardsman, a sororitas, etc

could you imagine the casting issues with an IG series? what with them dying every 3 seconds?

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NSFW ON A BLUE BOARD. MODS!

>DUDE FLOATING CATHEDRALS
>DUDE SPACE NAZI
>DUDE 5 TRILLION DEAD DAILY
>DUDE DEMANS
40k is basically braindead Dune

BLACKED porn stays on the front page for hours on Sup Forums

Bad meme, only in the really fucking terrible theaters of war do IG last around 15 hours. Could just be Imperial Guard taking a planet back from rogue forces that are revealed to be a cult.

Ork could be expensive to pull off, but would be entertaining done right. I have a feeling a sororitas one would attract the ire of feminists.

I like all the choices except Horus and Sanguinius. John Trevolta is shit and Brad Pitt is too old to be Sanguinius.

Who to replace them then?

Replace Bradd with Fassbender? Horus with? Rupert Friend? He played Agent 47 bald OK.

>Dune
>that kind of shit

Dune was hippy satire on nuclear weapons. 40k is, and always has been, a mix of dozens of settings. Star Wars, Star Trek, Dune, Battlestar Galactica etc etc.

Reminder that
>when will my Sup Forumsco/a/etc/ shit get a moobie :3
threads aren't Sup Forums related. Report and carry on, good citizen

Horus should be Mark Strong.

Don't you dare ruin the Imperium of Man with quips, PG-13 and SJW casting.

Holy shit, you're right. Mark Strong has voiced lots of GW games. He did the VA of Karl Kranz in the trailer. He did the dude in Space Marine.

I need to edit that picture.

>he thinks 40k isn't SJW

Top kek. At least by Sup Forums and Sup Forums's definitions. Having black guys and women be competent = sjw.

Sup Forums manchildren love it because its simultaneously nerdy and macho masculine. its big badass dudes with guns, but its also a massive sci fi universe with encyclopedias worth of lore. its Star Wars for Sup Forums

Is Sup Forums aware that Emperor is a shitskin?

that's terrible. stick to the original

>manchildren
>you can't like a setting that's over 30 years old

;_;

It isn't terrible at all, that one you posted is a troll pic, not that guy but come on son.

>Anatolian
>shitskin

LOL.

Seen this before and it's awful because all it's done is randomly picked people from current tv/film and dumped them into shit without fucking thinking.

that """""""troll"""""" pic had better casting choices compared to the shit you posted

>shit you posted

????

I didn't post shit, but Sup Forums has posted this crap before and it's a troll pic, see the archive, faggot.

Maybe we'll see some Tau /m/ porn because Asian pandering is becoming a thing in Hollywood.

40k is essentially "ultra right wing", at least by todays standards.

this is awful, you've just randomly picked people and thrown them into roles

I'm sure a Northern Irish faggot is the PERFECT choice for a guy from fucking Turkey.

>don't even try and fit Khan to somebody who is a Mongol analogue

>Daniel Craig as fucking Fulgrim

Yup. Troll pic.

>That Valdor casting

holy fucking shit LOL

it's the opposite. Men and women are equal. You can be black or white or asian and nobody gives a shit. Gay or straight, it doesn't matter.

there is nothing 'ultra right wing' about it.

It'd be entertaining to have a scene with the Tau realizing just how fucking massive the imperium really is, then being fire stormed to hell.

>yfw sphess marines are technically non-binary

Space Marines have sex and find people attractive. They just don't have time for that shit usually. Only Spess Furries have the time for that shit.

The entire thing is a commentary on, when you've got alien monsters coming to mind rape you, things like skin colour and sexual orientation become rather pointless. If you can hold a gun and take a bullet, you're good enough for the Imperium.

>tfw no adepta sororitas gf
;_;

>Space Marines have sex
This is neither confirmed nor denied. Different canon sources say different things.

There will be a 40k movie in the near future but it will be garbage.

Just like warcraft

Slaaneshi ones are the only ones who do, I believe. They're taught to not really let women or sex get in the way of being killing machines.

I am a casual WH40K fan. I don't even mean manchild as an insult, I consider myself a manchild, to me it just means you're an adult who still has a lot of interest in kid hobbies. I think that's fine, but it's still manchild.

If only yang didn't do same face, he'd be GOAT.

And you're free to make your choice. Fluff says Space Wolves have feasts + orgies with the Fenrisian Women. And a Space Marine in the Lust part of Slaanesh's Circles got turned on by the women there. It then said 'forbidden by HIS ORDER'. Not 'forbidden for Space Marines'.

>warcraft
Considering it was a flick based on video games, it wasn't that bad.

full disclosure: I only watched it for travis fimmel
full homo

just a reminder that this abomination exists
you're welcome