Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick for $100,000?

Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick for $100,000?

Your question is nonsensical, as there are no girls with dicks.

that's a win/win situation, so fuck yeah i would

What about hermaphrodites? They couldn't help that they were born with a dick stuck on a female body.

Yes. Then do it again for free.

Fuck yeah!


After a STD screening, kek

I would suck it but no sodomy

It isn't a question of blame. Hermaphrodites are hermaphrodites, not girls.

I got one to do it for £150

Girl
Dick
Chose one op can’t be both

Fair enough

These fuckin plebs need to get their liberal agenda and shove it up their ass.

Depends in all honesty, where did the dick come from. Did she cut it off her previous partner?
If it was donated to her by science sure why not. I dont want to be around a criminal tbh

well?

Yeah, I can pay for a few sessions of therapy with it and still have some to put away.
Still sodomy, enjoy hell motherfucker,

Do I have to buy drinks or fancy food?

Go back to milking your chickens Euro trash. Nobody wants your left wing cuckery on the Chan. If you can't get it done by 4 pm in your 3rd world shithole then you probably don't even deserve chicken milk

would i be the one being fucked in the ass?

Probably you fucking faggot. If you can't accept that you are gay for even considered it then you are probably a 3rd world pleb with your liberal agenda and can't even afford to buy a chicken let alone have the knowledge of how to milk it. Try to get yourself together and stop being such a germainian peasant

I can't afford to pay that much. How's $20 sound?

I wonder how many buzzwords you could jam into that sentence...
You missed “bluepilled”.

No, but I’ll take “Potent Potables” for $2,000, Alex.

yes

I would do it for a Klondike bar

If you retards really were red pilled you would realize that gender identity means literally nothing, and people can fuck whoever they want without you getting in the middle of it. (_)_)::::::::::::D~~~~~ ONE LOVE BIG MONEY

That's a mighty complicated way of saying "gay sex".

fuck, 100G's huh?

well sure as long as i get no STD's

this was for you

For 100k I would have sex with whichever human you choose.

And I'm straight as a roman collonade

>would you fuck a girl with a dick for 100K

OP I’d fuck a hole in the ground for free

Well shit, I’ve been doing it this whole time for free. Well now I regret doing this.

damn your dumb

Moar of her?

Are you really asking Sup Forums if they'd fuck something for money? Come on, dude. You must be new here.

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No amount of money will make me gay.

and how

Girls don't have dicks so it's a pointless question.

you're afraid you like it so much that it turns you gay?

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only dudes wwith tits

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>mfw her dick is bigger than mine

Sure they do! Here’s one:

>her

You're gay once you do it, not when you come around to realizing you've been gay the whole time

A single act can’t turn you gay, just because you did it doesn’t mean you like it.

Yes, you are correct. Her.

this

There are a few examples just above this list, actually.

The gay is a biological disease which is transmitted by:
>Touching tips with yo boi
>Feminine penis
>Kissing yo boi goodnight
>Going at it with yo boi with no socks on
>Not stating 'no homo' before any act that could be considered 'homo'

yes

That's the current pound for pound UFC Champion of the World, she doesn't have a dick.

If I loved her before I knew then I'd do it for free. 100% straight record but if it came out aftee the fact and I fell for the trap then I guess I become bi as I would full disclosure and reciprocation suck swallow take tug and pull. Till she got unpasable/fell out of love Then it would have just been some phase. So under such circumstance: for free/price of relationship. I'd still take the hunger k doe.

>Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick for $100,000?
Depending on the "girl", I'd do it for free.

Total fag, don't care.

>100% straight record
Why must you lie?

Up to that theoretixal point. Not everyones a faggot and you can stop projecting. Or are you just a retard and didn't understand?

Seriously. 100k would solve so many problems for me. Count me in too.

Sounds like you are the retard who doesn't understand himself.

all other answers than this one are just plain wrong

I am hetero and completely disgusted by gay sex and actually openly homo"phobic" but for $100,000 I would fuck a trap.

>girl
>has a dick
Mentally ill

>never stick your dick in 'crazy'

kek indeed you fucking moron, hope you'll die from super aids

>girl
>who has a dick
?

Girls do not have dicks. It is a man with boobs until the dick comes off.

No I admitted straight up love>sexual identity. Little faggot. Mind of a cockroach. Subhuman. Thing that acts and looks humanoid but isn't. You failed as a celestial being, made from stardust, Ashe is your purpose, to fertilise the earth. Be gone with you!

>Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick for $100,000?
No, I sure wouldn't, but I would kick in $$ to get the mods to create a FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD and have every faggot poster packed in there like fudge.
GTFO off of Sup Forums already, faggot.

Now you've gone full retard.

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Would I have gay sex for $100k, with a rubber on, sure. Who’s the top?

Wrong bitch. If you can live forever you are capable of love between non mating pairs. And we are verging on that age. If you are mortal, go fuck your mother.

>there are no girls with dicks.

There are no FEMALES with dicks. Plenty of girls.

$100,000 is a little steep, but I'd pay $100.

If she looks like this I'd pay for it

There's no such thing as "chicks with dicks!"
Only "guys with tits!"

is that water pouring out of her asshole?

no, too expensive

not the pound for pound idiot she's not even in the official top 15.

..i'd do her though, even with a dick

kek. I hope this philosopher series continues.

There is no such thing

girl (n) a female child

>she

kek

No, that's her balls

>her

Gadelha would murder her

ngannou is the rank 1 contender at HW, the rankings are a joke.

probably more female than you mommy :)

I would first demand the clarification of this "girl" term being thrown around, but the answer is yes. I would pound a shemale.

he deserves it.

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Cain, Werdum and dos santos would murder ngannou any day of the fucking week, dude has about as much ground game as a fish,

Moar

Of course I fucking would. Who's going to think less of me? YOU little 12yo fucks?

lovebird94

Soo fucking hot, I'd eat shit from that sexy hole.

No, that would cost me my life savings so far. I rather use that the become a girl with a dick.

Why would i pay that much?

So you mean that if a doctor slaps a dick on a girl she becomes a guy?

I'd do it for a Mill