Stereotypes about your country that aren't true, but you WISH were

Stereotypes about your country that aren't true, but you WISH were

>all Greeks lived irresponsibly and wasted money and got loans
>they wasted their money on women and drinks
>Greeks have 2 houses and go on paid vacations
>"Oh Greece what a beautiful country it must be a great place to live"

That Finland doesn't exist.

They're all negative.

that we're part of argentina

Same

That Mexico was first world

That we were all happy and with no real preoccupations

We're all rich

that everyone here has cocaine money

Anyone who thinks we're refined or well-educated or whatever

That we aren't a 1st world nation

Do actually they exist?

What?

>Tough manly men
>Seductive women

That they are slow or something.

>all italians are good cooks and have great taste in food
>all italians are alpha chads

stereotypes on Sup Forums?
all negative

that it´s so easy to get a qt gf

same

We have maple syrup with pancakes/waffles on a regular basis.

That we're a very active and fit people but in reality obesity is a massive problem.

Free hookers and weed.

you wish it was true??

Socialist paradise where everything is "free"

Anime-land where everyone has their own submissive bijin waifus

That we are fat, lazy, stupid, and not white.

why would you wish for all those to be true?

It's ok we are working really hard on making it a reality

We needed two decades and thousands of disappointed tourists to realize that Gollandia is not a weed freedom paradise. Now you are a kind of our new Germany, i.e. the ideal European country.

Of course. Maple Syrup is great but it's expensive so it's not really economical to have everyday

qt girls

I believe you meant to say that we are all fit, hard working, intelligent, and white.

>ideal European country
Crouded and boring?

beats being poor and boring

I'll trade you people for pasta any day.

Your cities are often mentioned as examplary on TV and by popular urbanist hipsters.

ahahah yeah

>Paris is a romantic great city

>reading comprehension

Thank you, I guess?

the siesta under the cactus shit
it looks comfy tb h

obviously not a stereotype but

>ordem e progresso

>Ireland is full of hardcore nationalists who hate Britain

Real maple syrup is expensive as fuck.

I thought that was for Estonians
>ordem
>progresso

that we have have hot women therefore implying they aren't historically descended from low-class brits

Most of us can't tell the difference. We call them Pribalty alltogether which means Balts.

maybe if you live in a non-capital city (excluding perth, darwin and hobart)

We lived in a comfy society
Every people ae rich

Chink qts everywhere
>in reality full of brown subhumans instead of yellow subhumans

>lemme just cover up the ugly parts of my face and hope people don't notice

perth isn't that fat anymore

works for me

It's the oriental way

>Sup Forums thinks that Russia is an anti-muslim Christian paradise.
in reality, Muslims make up 6%-15% of Russia's population (RT said 15%, Russian Public Opinion Research Center said 6%. WTF is it really?). muslims are only 0.9%-1.0% of the US's population

>Starving
>Civil war
>No toilet paper

I wish neither of them were true...

>America rules the world. Everything that happens in other countries is due to the CIA's omnipotence.
sometimes we put our foot on the scale to influence things, but we really aren't that powerful.

>Most beautiful women in the world

Where are you? They are just not a big percentage

They're less than 1% in Russia either except Moscow-Petersburg. High percent is made by Caucasus which is like a different country. Some Tatars are still Muslim either but devoted ones are a minority just like Christians here.

I really want to try miso soup...

Leafs being priced out of the maple syrup market

I wish we really were the land of the free and the home of the brave.

I wish I could afford being lazy without getting fired from my wagecuck job

>They are just not a big percentage
Like anywhere else.

Don't get me wrong, there are hot and beautiful girls here but they're really hatd to find, the average is a 5 or 6, and many of the hotties have a cheap plastic surgery face.

I live in Mérida but right now I'm in Valencia visiting mom. Where do you live?

that we are afraid of north korean threat. Sometimes I wanna believe it's true so I can live without packed.

Same

I think the one about walking funny isn't negative.

That a*gentinian women are cute and lovely

Bolivar, here they are scarce

But I wouldn't change one of our girls for a foreigner not even crazy

As soon as the situation stabilizes I'm fucking moving to glorious Venezuela

We'll be glad to have you over familia

>Bolivar
One of the hottest girls I ever met was from Pto Ordaz she was really qt and intelligent.

Idk m8 if is a good girl is a good girl no matter where's she from.

>75884136
And you will be welcomed based Argie

Sangre guayanesa, dubs confirm

No.

Burgerstani education claims yet another victim.

>USA is white

That we rode on kangaroos.

>eternal summer
>beaches
>lovely women (and I'm talking about your "5/6" not just Diosa Canales tier plastic dolls. Dem accent on women is a natural viagra)
>lots of things to do in a country that will be rearming and rebuilding itself
>actual appreciation of opportunities due to scarcity, unlike in Argentina
>actual will to fix the country (most venezuelans I've met here are OK hard working persons and all want to return there)
Your country will easily become a big player in the right hands and I hope it happens and arises

As a librarian, I'd love to help with what I can, like helping in fixing libraries, restoring books, setting online libraries and repositories, help the communities with information access, etc.

Sign me in for raising Venezuela again

We aren't, for the most part. Australia wasn't a prison colony prior to federation. In fact the colonies only started to have crims shipped over after the American British colonies were too full with them and they needed to free up space, yet no one memes about how the USA was a prison colony, when realistically it certainly could be labelled as such, using the logic involved in calling Australia one.
I mean, fuck me, did you learn about our history from The Simpsons? This convict meme needs to fucking stop already. Wealthy people travelled here to start up their own new lives in the "new lands", while for the most part, the lower class genetic stock wasn't able to afford to leave England. For whatever reason it doesn't get memed as being an island full of inbreds when it easily could.
Kind of telling, really. Negative propaganda surrounding Australia, New Zealand and Canada, all historically exported from the USA and Britain. If that isn't the envy of success I don't know what is.
Give it another century and Australia and New Zealand will be the only Anglo-Saxon nations left on the planet. Kind of ironic, really, given how both the UK and the USA are insufferably muh heritage faggots when in reality it is nothing but insecurity and over compensation. We pander to our "multicultural" nature but still manage to be less ethnically divided than the most powerful Anglo states. Top fucking kek, don't even have to try and we come out better off.

This is the kind of person and optimism that I want and you don't find online here, specially those self hating trap lovers venezuelan proxies, I love you man

this isn't a stereotype

t. zhang

its pretty ok, the tofu tastes weird though

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the initial colonies were founded as convict settlements, it wasn't after America stopped. The Swan River Colony was the only one to receive convicts after the fact.
Australian culture stems from the convict experience too. Almost every defining feature of "australianess" has been directly linked to the fact that we were a convict settlement. Our accent exists because we received convicts from all over the British Isles, including lots of irish.

Very few settlers were actually rich too. There were some, but it was normally the lower middle class that came over or the family of convicts that had no choice but to follow their husband/father to Australia.