OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

The final Saturday 3pm thread of the season has these matches:

>AFC Bournemouth v Burnley
>Middlesbrough v Southampton
>Sunderland v Swansea City

Not very attractive, I can agree. However, a Swansea win means Hull City must win tomorrow otherwise they are relegated.

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First

Puel seems to have stopped giving a shit, looking at the Southampton starting 11

It's good to see Austin and Targett back on the bench after injury though

I'm getting bored of the fixtures being spread across Fri to Mon, constantly leaving just 3 boring as shit matches on a Saturday afternoon.

Blame Sky.

The Middlesbrough line-up looks even worse.

the players hate him its obvious
he's gone in the summer

>9 minutes of extra time
>boob madley

You going to watch Fulham/Reading later lads?

Look at those fucking games jesus christ

>state of these games

i suppose sunderland-swansea has some importance at least

Go out and watch your local 8th division side struggle to figure out how to kick a ball

why are Spurs moving to Wembley when they'll be shit due to the larger pitches?

Surely makes sense to stay at WHL 1 more season, take advantage of their great home form and the likes of Liverpool and Chelsea having european games meaning they drop points

8 fold accumulator. If I get these 4 right today I win. What do you think lads?

This. I'm here for Saturday games and they're always shit at 3pm. And only 3 games, there used to be about 7.

Why were 2 games on last night?

thoughts?

their leagues have finished

This. 3pm the last 4 weeks dire as fuck

wont happen

I think you're going to lose every bet

For the amount of money they've spent City are still a shambles. Same as United.

Stoke would have to score in order to win

Premier league should follow the Bundesliga way and reduce the teams to 18, less games allows more competitiveness and less teams benefiting from easy points v shit ones

Their relegation battle much more tighter

Mangala £40m
Stones £48m
Otamendi - £32m
insane

It really is ridiculous how much the Manchester clubs fucked up. I'm expecting better next season.

>the gap from 7th to 8th is one point less than the gap from 8th to 19th
I've never known a PL season like this with so many clubs in the bottom half being equally rubbish.

Swansea could stay up with 35 points for fuck's sake.

Fewer

Don't worry next season ends in an even number.

Huddersfield to finish top 6

I don;t know. They're both off on summer tours days after the season ends, coupled with insane transfer dealings and WC qualifiers.
Because both clubs keep breaking the transfer record on utterly hopeless players, most of the top clubs will have to follow suit.

Why do >we even watch this sport?

I keep watching for the car crash aspect

Admittedly I haven't watched anywhere near as much footy as I was a few years ago. Used to watch as many games as possible, now it's just >my team plus the biggest games. Maybe I'm just getting bored of it.

its pretty ridiculous considering last season Chelsea finished 10th with 50 pts

This year only the top 7 will get over 50 pts

Probably due to a lot of teams being shit for ages, sacking their manager and improving

and also newcastle and villa no longer being in the PL

>a Swansea win
No fucking chance.

t-thanks ;(

Yeah, i'm not too sure I was thinking clearly with that one at all. Good thing is that it's the last game, so if i'm fortunate enough to get 7 right then i'm snap-cashing out.

Im feeling the same way these days. I struggle to watch a full 90 minute match unless its a game of some importance. It just feels the massive waste of time i always knew it was but never admitted.

jeff stelling stream anyone?

same here

cheer up lads, championship playoffs start tonight

I'm just getting older and more cynical.

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>tfw no championship anymore

Excited for that desu. Is Reading Fulham considered a rivalry?

up the cherries lads

no

Guwon Sunlund. Don't just roll over. Please.

We're back next season though lad

Would really like to see Gylfi in Chelsea desu. I know he doesn't really fit in anywhere, but for some reason I get a feeling he'd do well.

Reckon /ourguy/ Ched 'holds you down in bed' Evans will get top scorer?

You know that will fucking happen.

I realised earlier >we were the Newcastle replacement this season: gift Sunderland six points and get relegated because of them.

Only team that couldn't avoid defeat against >Moyes this campaign as well.

And the sad thing is, it was the away match under Mick that had the better performance.

i'm a fulham fan so maybe not, if we get promoted i'll genuinely miss the championship

Want your lot to pull the piggies pants down at Wembley desu

players took it easy, figured an easy win

who do i want to get relegated lads?

i dislike hull, but want to see swansea relegated to see that 1.90cm dick shrivel even more

>0-0
>0-0
>0-0

SEMEN

Shocking considering how we normally take Sunlun for a ride and they end the game with less than 11 players.

FUCK Llorente

>Hull

hull

their tripfaggot is just as bad as 190

so either way we win?

It's alright, win tomorrow and then on the last day we just need to beat Spuds and have Palace or Swansea slip up.

>their tripfaggot is just as bad as 190
I hate Hull but that's a tad harsh m8

yes

are you a jason denayer?
personally I think he exists

>sunderland only good when i bet against them
hmmm

>moyes

No mauled will stick around, he's far better than 190kg
I don't think any of the Sunderland players exist.

When do you think this little prick is gonna crock it?

>tfw no gf

Probably isn't even sick desu

in terms of his battle against relegation (to hell)? he's 12 points adrift with 4 to play

I miss Pardew but I also like Big Sam

>missing pardew

t. 14 year old german girl

>tfw stuck with 190kg for another season

she was 14?

wtf she was a solid 8

I know any good parent would do anything for their dying child but I think it's a bit unfair that this kid has been the mascot for literally everything.

What kind of precedent does that set for other desperately ill children?

Anybody else epically troll the BBC comments sections?

edgy cunts

waste of time because all the really funny posts just get deleted

>le stop other kids from being the mascot man

>already last treatment
when the season end desu

martin olsson doesn't look like his surname would suggest

its a pretty depressing read desu, so many thick cunts in this country

>mememouth could unironically finish 8th this season
travesty

>no josh king tap-in yet

He's finished

kek

STANNY

Just give it another decade or so when the results of those Swedish cultural enrichment programs really start to come through.

*Blocks your attempt at being the mascot*

no mate, bournemouth are a 'great advert for the premier league' and 'play football the right way' (passing it around the back until an individual mistake leads to a goal)

You just need to write a bunch of shit agaisnt the popular opinion and type IN CAPITAL LETTERS at random points to get hundreds of seething >(you)s
It surprisingly addictive

>Sunderlinjuryland

Hello Jersey shore man. Do you reckon Wilshere is going to sign for your team permanently?

howe said more or less that he wasn't, think he wants to spend another £15m or so on another liverpool youth player

He can buy lingard for double that if he wants

not sure bournemouth could afford his £2.5bn/pw wages

Llorente has had such a pointless career, at east he's handsome

Remember when West Ham put up that statue of Michael Jackson outside their stadium? Top kek

that has literally never happened

That was Norwich

Isn't it Palace?

>Forgetting that it was Derby

On the whole, Eddie Howe's transfer dealings over the past couple of seasons have been fucking dreadful. Imagine him going to a big club and being given a big transfer budget to work with.

That was Charlton idiot