Celeb thread

Celeb thread

Webm edition

Posting 5 I made of Elle

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And their shows are not going to change things up. Cancer. Lets try to be better than people, ugly way to change it up cancer and to hold on to people, cancer and the short and ugly kids are no cancer, no cancer miracle people look like a piece of poop cancer only on television cancer and they travel like super stars, but they're just a budget PopEater than everybody else. The way Kirsten cater. Any people together? Ugly cancer. And that's why survive is a blessing cancer, not me now, if they bother you, ugly way cancer, no cancer, no cancer in frontof, change things up cancer within try to be better than you ugly with cancer look for a short shit for all cancer. And was to copy off of you cancer, no cancer, no cancer. I thought change things up cancer to change things up cancer, whole people cancer and am trying to read you cancer in front of change things up while holding on to you and make everything difficult, so could change things up and when you want a comfortable, they just fucking holding on to you and then change things off in and lie to people and have them try to get you angry by holding on to people, lie to you and just read more things if they couldn't get you angry or something like that, and so I just choose comfortable and they just try to read people for a change, things up. Sure poop frog cancer. After that so anyways to put cancer about it short cancer

Plus some I got from here

No Robertsanon!

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what I don't get is all of those threads (which are constantly going without end) get hundreds of replies and max out in a couple hours each and a new one gets started. What I don't understand is that nobody from those threads is ever here in other related threads to defend them and say that they belong on Sup Forums or they are good threads or whatever. So are they bots?
Also you forgot the trap threads, the celeb threads (which belong on /hr/), the "pics you shouldn't share" AKA "leak all the nudes you've ever received" AKA "i found these pics on the internet because i'm too much of a beta virgin to actually get nudes" threads, the white girl with black guy bait threads, the fat acceptance bait threads, and various other bait threads. At this point it's just porn and bait

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Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?
Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.
And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?

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LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU

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I love Elle tongue...

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and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way

Have a little more before I go then

>20 replies
>3 posters

Little boy is around shitposting again? Naughty naughty. You deserve a spanking

Thank you! It's so perfect

Elle poster, dadfu, spammer

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Oh you're the Elle poster

OP, shitposter and Kenzie.

Have a little more cuteness then

Opening thread, posting webm and leaving. Have a nice day everyone

The webm's from Live By Night

a total of 23 prolapses...anal

+1 prolapse

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Too qt

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hay boys i have so much money i spend extra on shorts that are all torn up

Or cute dresses

>me in the back

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oh no you didn't

samefag city again

im not convinced her pants could be any tighter

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they had to use an entire stick of margarine to lube her up first

well what else are you supposed to spend it on?

>42 replies
>6 posters

>inb4 tell samefag to an hero

>one double african american

would you offer to pump her gas for her so she doesnt get any on her hands by accident?

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Not without a blowjob first

what do hands have to do with blowjobs?

A favor for a favor

youtube.com/watch?v=yTLPfsM0_xA

Maybe a see-through top?

pics or it didn't happen

CUTE

I would've looked at her butt

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It didn't. That's why she should spend money on that.

no worries. i got you fam

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fine im done posting if no one else is

Where's that from?

riverdale

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pohst spiiiiiiiiderman

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That tongue...

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Thread is slow af right now. Wish I could fap but theres no pics!

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Wait, what's happening here? What is he doing with my future wife?

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>he

its an inanimate object, user. you dont have to give it gender

It's a wax statue

aka inanimate object

If you say so

Yes exactly

I want her on my lap like that

Same that would be quite nice

Nice isn't the word I had in mind

What word were you thinking of?

Something like "fucking hot"

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