Cum swallow thread - Story earlier of a dude's wife getting gangbussed made me want to ask this

Cum swallow thread - Story earlier of a dude's wife getting gangbussed made me want to ask this.

What's the most loads you've personally seen a girl swallow in one day/night?

That's a weird as fuck question but seven.

Your own? Who was she?

Personally, my record is five loads swallowed

My ex. I was serving in the army and came back for a weekend so we fucked all day.

I don't know, but my gf has this smoking hot friend. And the other day she randomly said they both were coming over to fuck me. I was like "huh". But anyway, her friend was sucking my dick and I came in her mouth and she swallowed and neither me or the girl said anything about it. So basically, my gf doesn't know I came in her friend's mouth and she swallowed, and it probably wouldn't matter if she did know... but I can't stop thinking about her friend now.

A girl I met through steam swallowed two of my loads back to back.

Anyone want her steam name?

In high school, girlfriend's parents were out for the day. We weren't having sex yet, so all she would do is blowjobs. She swallowed me seven times that day. Miss those days now that I'm in my 30s.

Are you a girl or guy?

The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.

The man hands are a nice touch FAGGOT

Girl

You know how girls compete with each other. I told an ex gf years ago that my previous ex used to suck me until I came, then keep sucking me until I came a second time.

Of course, that meant that she had to start doing that, but also she decided the first night that she wouldn't stop until I came 3 times. Just about wore the skin off my dick. I told her I had to draw the line at 2 after that, which was fine. Got to a point she'd be mad if I nutted inside her because she wanted to swallow loads. Strange shit.

Not the best GHS video I've seen, but needed one less than 2mbs to post on Sup Forums.

It wasn't 5 from the same dude, eh?

No, certainly not lol

That would have taken all day. And night.

Impossible the dick gets tickle tortured directly after cumming so it's uncomfortable then the hunger steps in.

Fuck, I'm the OP of the thread this OP is referring to. I need to get off Sup Forums before I kill myself.

The competition thing is exactly what cause my situation. Fuck me.

Not that it matters but meant to say a week.

On and off throughout the day

Um, yeah, but no at the same time. I know the tickle torture well, my man, but it can be managed.

But seven of those cumshots were in one day? Impressive. What;d you do the other 6 days?

its all about premiumbukkake they swallow 70+ loads in 1 shoot

I actually love that feeling. It tickles but in the good way. Might be because I have a jewdick.

Girls competing with each other can be used to your advantage, user. How else can you get a girl to take it in the ass for the first time unless she thinks that your ex used to beg you for it? kek.

Barely fucked before the end of the week. The skin on my dick practically melted away and it hurt like hell.

Well, that is impressive nonetheless.

Yeah, but OP asked about personally seeing. I assume he means personally in person, not personally on screen

Funny how bad we mess ourselves up when we're young. When I started jerking it, I used soap. After 3 sessions in one day, I realized that soap was a very bad choice. kek.

Thank you :)

Femanons. Still trying to sort that one out. Surprised no one has jumped on you yet. kek. What has become of Sup Forums...

I actually jerked it with some cherry soap when I was like 8 and had to go to the ER because I couldn't piss without the feeling of dipping my dick in lava. Good times.

When I was a senior in high school, I had a friend who sucked my dick several times a week, originally, on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The first time she sucked my dick, I literally started cumming as soon as she put my dick in her mouth. The next day at school, I joked with her that I needed practice to learn how to last longer. We ageeed on The Tues/Thurs schedule. She would usually come pick me up and we'd park somewhere and she would blow me in the car.

First few lessons resulted in the same premature ejaculations. So, one time, sitting in her car after a three pump blowjob, I told her to suck it again. That time, I lasted about five minutes. From then on, I was able to control my premature ejaculations (except once in college when me and a girl I had just met we're watching a porn and she put her hand on my dick, over my jeans...I came immediately, she didn't know...she later told my friends that she wanted to fuck me but I wasn't interested).

So, two loads. That is the most I have ever seen a girl swallow. I usually have fairly large loads. My friend told me she threw up later that night.

Hehe, I rarely admit it since Sup Forums is Sup Forums but I'm finding you all care less and less thee days

Well, the tits or GTFO thing gets old - even when Femanons show tits, there are endless demands for sharpie in pooper, etc. Just repetitive.

If you're a dude pretending to be a girl, so what. I'm happy thinking you're a she.

Fuck off whiteknight
Tits or gtfo

Heh. Well it's nice to talk normally on here for once so ty for that

Sounds like an awesome arrangement. I never had problems with PE. I think that is one of my superpowers. Don't cum until I decide to cum.

When I was young, I'd use this to my advantage - like when you get a boner that you know is never going away? I'd decide it was time for "marathon orgasm night" for whatever female I was with. I'd use my johnson like a weapon. This way, that way, upside down, backside up. kek.

Nowadays, I have to feed the damn thing blue pills to get it to cooperate. Don't get old, kids. kek.

>actually complimenting a whore for being a literal giz toilet

cant imagine why western civilization is collapsing. its a mystery....

So assuming you are a femanon, tell us boys what your favorite thing is about giving a blow job.

So 5 different dudes? Greentext or more details?

Dude. Every woman is a whore.
Except my mother.
But my father assures me that she is.

you sucked your friend off and wanted to tell someone you swallowed his cum. nice try at projecting faggot.

This reminds me of my wife. This story predates me, so all due respect to OP, while I didn't personally witness, I do personally know her.

My wife had a slutty phase her first year of college. She went to a baptist college, and didn’t want to lose her virginity, but you can’t spell morals without oral, so she perfected her dome game. She said she didn’t want to
see anyone in particular as they would eventually want her to have sex, so she dated 3 or 4 guys at a time, and would go out 5 or 6 nights a week, in addition to going to parties, seeing guys during the day, etc. She
told me she probably blew 120 or so guys that year, and typically gave head three times a day almost every day. She transferred after freshman year, but I think she probably swallowed 800 loads that year. She got a
reputation, hence the transfer.

And you married that skank? you kiss that thing on the mouth?

It's a weird mix of being submissive but aalso the power to give that orgasm and make guys feel good

4 different dudes. One went twice. I was 16 and was hanging with a bunch of guys from school over the weekend, one day woke up horny af and worked my way round them.

I believe user - because I had a gf who I was going to ask to marry, and one night while drunk she told me something similar, except it was closer to 40 dudes she blew in college.

I didn't say shit, but I also fucked her a lot different after that (harder), and no ring was proffered. Sexist? Yes. Sue me.

My ex wife used to cum while giving me head. One of her finer qualities, if I do say so. Total turn-on.

So two thoughts.

First, that training made her exceptional at giving head, so I benefited from the training.

Second, she's actually really put together, normal, etc. That was just something she did at 18 (well, 17 and 18, given when her birthday is).

That is a very progressive way of looking at it, user.

You are the cuckolded faggot who married a literal human urinal.

hundreds of men have blasted giz into your wifes mouth. half time at a footbal stadium and thousands of people file into the bathrooms and 150 of those men in a line have splooged in your wifes mouth while shes wearing a urinal costume.

and you think thats ok because.......she gives good head?

You traded your name and your dignity for that? you pathetic bitch!

Not the user of whom you speak, but in his defense, it is indeed a wise man who knows exactly how many loads his woman has taken, no?

I'm with you. I trained so well with her (and then the summer after my senior year in high school with the manager of my swim club), that I could do the same thing and not cum until I decided I was ready.

I had a little blonde gf in college who I would fuck silly. Her safe phrase was "please cum" when she had had enough.

Now I take the little blue pill once in a while, too. I have a petite Chinese gf, 18 years younger than me, with a magic pussy that strips me of my superpower. She knows how to use it and can make me blow it in less than two minutes if I don't control the pace.

Wow- triggered much?

Where did the user
say anything about urinal costume? Am I missing something here?

When she transferred, did she just stop? How long have you guys been together?
Were all of them students too?

Being recently single again, I have been pleasantly surprised to find that 18-23 year olds want to fuck old dudes. It must be like fucking black dudes or something. Anyway, Tinder is amazing, and as long as you spend money on them (and have blue pills) you can still have fun at any age.

Since you're older too, and everyone else has abandoned this thread, have you noticed how all the younger women seem to want it in the ass? When I was a kid, you couldn't even get a finger in there. Now days, it seems like they all want butt sex. Weird.

Back when I was in grade 9 yeeaarrsss ago there was the ginger kid in my band class (faggot played the tuba) who was this awkward, tall, autistic red head with hair down to his shoulders. He somehow landed a solid 8/10 brunette girlfriend with HUGE tits and one of the nicest asses in our grade. Anyways, he got all cocky and confident when he started "dating" her and a few months in was telling all of the guys in band class about how she blows him 3-5 times a day. He also starts going on about how she blew him and his friend together one night when the three of them were hanging out. No one believed him so he made this plan/idea where he would invite a group of us over to try and get her to suck a few dicks. So there was maybe 7-8 guys who showed up to his moms condos basement one night and we were all hanging out playing Halo and then he invited his gf over.

Eventually one of the guys calls her out and completely puts her on the spot by saying "user told us you blew him and his friend at the same time" and as we're all laughing she dead-pan looks at him and says "yea, I could blow you guys too" and the room went DEAD SILENT. She ended up taking her shirt and bra off and went on her knees as all of us, including her bf, stood around her in a circle and she sucked every. single. dick. We all finished in her mouth and the next day the ginger kid was going on and on about how hot the whole thing was.

We were all low-key wishing for a round two, but he ended up actually breaking up with her that week because he found out she was banging his older brother as well as her ex boyfriend. One of the craziest things I have ever witnessed tbh.

She stopped doing it like that, as she didn't want the reputational damage again. She went to a bigger school, so easier to keep things from spreading (no pun intended). We've been together 8 years, married for 5. Met at a legal conference in Dallas. Went to the same conference together a couple years later, about 3 months before we were getting married. I knew she wasn't a virgin, and knew she had been fairly promiscuous when younger. We decided to drive to the town nearby where she had gone to school. She was showing me around the town and then when we were back at hotel that night she told me about that year.

No, not all of them were students. Some townies, and a professor she met out (not one she had).

Is this true? Fuck man. 40yo, married for a decade, with my wife for 16 years. I remember when she let me fuck her in the ass in our 20s, it was a fucking rarity to find her. Now, lucky if I get it 4 times a year. All these hot 20 something pieces of ass that I work with, you are telling me they all do anal? No wonder my divorced friends are so happy.

A girl transferred to my high school her senior year. When my friend's girlfriend told us that the girl's parents transferred her because of a blow job scandal reputation at the old school, I sought her out. She was sucking my dick within the week. She was also, I later found out, sucking off about five or six of my other friends. After we graduated, it continued. I would come home from college and she would blow me. One of my friends would act almost like a pimp and arrange blow jobs for some of his other friends with her.

She is married and has two kids. I see her around town with her husband once in a while. One of her sons works at a restaurant I go to quite often. I run into her dad maybe once a year, we shake hands and talk for about fifteen minutes.

She has recovered from her past, I think, but would not be surprised if any of the guys she used to blow still try to contact her, thinking she is still a bj queen.

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Party a few years ago. Girl sucked 6 dicks, including mine. I couldn't cum though, felt weird standing their with all my friends watching.
She also ate out a chick. Never seen anything hotter in my life.

Bullshit

Thread is deviating, but my ex-wife was similarly religious early on in life. She had been taught that her virginity was sacred. She hated the taste of cum so wouldn’t do BJs. She kind of did the same dating around thing, but when it came to taking it to the next level, would always do anal. This went on from sophomore year of high school until the year after she graduated college and lost her virginity. When she and I met. She had had sex with two men, and I thought that was her number until we were talking about religion and she told the story. Her “number” there was surprising to say the least. Like 6 guys in high school, but then 10-15 every year in college, another 5 or 6 before she finally lost her virginity and then probably another 20 by the time we met. She said she wanted to keep the real number low, so she just kept doing it.

And yes, we had anal before she let me in her pussy.

All I want is to participate in blowbanging a tiny cute teen slut. Life is hard.

I have found that the younger girls these days at least enjoy a finger in the butt during sex. My previous gf, 10 years my junior, loved everything ass: loved being rimmed, fingered, and we attempted butt sex, but she was in too much pain the first time I tried, that I couldn't come around to doing it again. She also would tell me she wanted to get a strap on and fuck me.

The current younger Chinese girl loves having her ass eaten now. When I first told her I wanted to eat her ass, she just shrugged and flipped over and stuck her butt in the air. She didn't understand why I wanted to do it, but she soon found out! The first time I told her I wanted to buttfuck her, she was also very nonchalant about it, not excited or repulsed, just matter of factly, as if agreeing to it because it is something that I expressed that I wanted. I haven't done it yet. She is 5'2" and about 100 lbs with a perfect little butt. It is going to look so nice with my dick in it.