How is she so perfect?

how is she so perfect?

I don't know.

How are you such a failure?

A little collagen here and there and being comfortable being a woman. That's rare nowadays.

>comfortable
She hates herself. Why do you think she got so much plastic surgery?

queen

Because you are male, between 18 and 40, probably single and desperate as hell.

Her music is alright tho.

i don't know.. but i'm trying my best to get my life back on track
3 out of 4

So where was I wrong? Not desperate or not single?

So you know her well then do you?

not desperate

That one was pretty optional. Still a win in my book even if it was a generic description fitting almost 90% of Sup Forums.

My dad has a permaboner for her too and even keeps a folder of Lana pics but he's 50~ (I think) and desperate so I'm allowing him to keep it.

your dad sounds weird

He is. None of my concern anymore since I haven't talked to him in 3 years or so.

oh, same

rhinoplasty

>perfect
surgery ruined her face, m8e

perfect industry plant

I can't think about any other woman disgusting than her. What a shitty tastes do you have OP.

Also this.

I'm in love with her.

Lana is a qt. Her feet are criminally underrated