There are infinite floors in the apartment complex

>There are infinite floors in the apartment complex,

>Also nearly infinite sub floors, Everyone in Sup Forums lives here.


Welcome to Sup Forums towers where dreams and nightmares come true. You can stay but you can never leave.

On some floors hotel California plays eternally

The gargoyles are always living in fear

Doomsday Dan has all you need,

So does Dirty Dan,

Please come check in boys.

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I'll take the floor with eternal Hotel California.
I'll share my room with Boxxy.
I'm going to have Dirty Dan deliver lube to my Room every 24 hours.

>Checks into hotel
>Brings a revolver
>Kills all muslims and jews in complex by having Billy Joel deliver ammunition to my room every 2 days
>Gets caught by mods
>Kill myself like I'm Dylan Klebold
>???
>Profit.

Sounds good floor 55, room 32,
Neighbors are disgusting just a rule of thumb
Try not to go insane

Rent is 111 a month due to the constant hotel California playing there.

Also you will have to go to floor 100 for dirty dan, make a deal with him I do not like that guy, he collects used everything form the trash and sells it for pennies. From used tampons to maxipads diapers and dildos.

People who are one off always get a discount for the shame of not hitting quads.

You can do whatever you want depending on the floor. Mods do not give a shit anymore they live on a secret floor, not marked on elevators.

>Neighbors are disgusting
Boy I AM the Neighbor.
Better wish them luck than me. Or send help, be quick.

>Try not to go insane
Whatever that means

>Rent is cheap as fuck
Bro

Also Floor dubs get.

I hope you have no elevator either then.
Don't forget to check boxxy into the same floor, same room.
Nigger.

yay

Make sure to go to doomsday dan he has cheap rum , cigs canned food and water, he really stocks for the end of the world he lives on floor 80, has lots of supplies even bad dragon dildos. So go to doomsday dan he runs ads on every floor with Tv and radio.

Its fine have a good stay here at the towers. Trying to leave form that floor will not happen.

Wait how will I visit the 100th floor then to get my lube order ready?

You gotta use dumbwaiters or call doomsday dan he has fresh unused lubricant, unless you want a half used bottle possibly filled with cummies.

Now what if I just walz up there myself?
Whatchu gon do bout it faggot?

The fellow robots on floor 9 have lots of tendies to be ordered, they usually share some have thousands of boxes next to penises in the freezers.

Go for it, the dundus are rampant on some floors others have oil slicks of cums, some have jenkem floors full of shit so go for it.

This is a rendition of the basement floors and some robots on level 9

So it's basically nothing?
Ez Pz

sometimes nothing sometimes you get raped.

Alright you're trolling me right now.
It's really nothing else?

I can deal with shit, getting stabbed every once in a while.
What I can't deal with is some rampant faggot trying to convince me that shit will happen when nothing at all ever happens.

Can you keep it down? Im trying to masterbate up here.

Sometimes the local christian wants to try his new roto dildo on you.

There are poorly done trannys on floor 20 they do not shave and all have severe aids they will rape you

Neighbors like to dryfuck the drywall they drill glory holes thorough the ceilings and cummies fall through like rain, some people make meth on some floors.

Yes sir, but make sure to cum on the most layers spot in the hall or finish in the holes in the floor to get to the tenant that does not have enough edge in his room.

>Sometimes the local christian wants to try his new roto dildo on you.
Sounds fun.

>There are poorly done trannys on floor 20 they do not shave and all have severe aids they will rape you
I got guns. If I don't have guns I usually have guns.

>cummies fall through like rain
I beg a pardon but that win compromise the structural integrity of the house.
You will not be an owner for long then.

>some people make meth on some floors
Time to show off my skills, get high and earn some money on the side.

Jesus christ you're sending me on vaccation here pal.

tenants will be tenants if they pay they can do what they want. Sup Forums towers does not discriminate.

My kinda guy.
I'm gonna have all the guns and drugs of this planet rolling in.
You're either my customer, my bitch or the organic matter plugging the cummie holes in my ceiling.

Enjoying my view on the top floor.

>there are infinite floors, faggot
>that means there is no "top"

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Fuck you guys. I'm burning this whole place down.

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"The Top Floor"

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user . . . . . Faggot
user . . . . . user #1
user . . . . . DJ Anony-mouse
Benadryl Cummysnatch . . . . . Himself

Catering by . . . . . Cup O Noodles

Written by . . . . . user

Directed by . . . . . M. Night Shyamalan

Does that mean i get to run around and kill ZANLA forces in short shorts with my trusty FAl along with a buddy with an FN MAG for eternity?
If so i aint never leaving

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Well florr 911 always has planes and stell beams melting into the lower floors, a fire does not kill this place we also recently added an extension of H. H. Holmes hotel to the 311 floor so the tenants have enjoyed that

Never worry about fire damage you can burn your room but living in the halls is acceptable

Top floor goes past floor 999999999

i live on floor 2142,alone and quiet