I'll take the floor with eternal Hotel California. I'll share my room with Boxxy. I'm going to have Dirty Dan deliver lube to my Room every 24 hours.
Ian Anderson
>Checks into hotel >Brings a revolver >Kills all muslims and jews in complex by having Billy Joel deliver ammunition to my room every 2 days >Gets caught by mods >Kill myself like I'm Dylan Klebold >??? >Profit.
Christopher Phillips
Sounds good floor 55, room 32, Neighbors are disgusting just a rule of thumb Try not to go insane
Rent is 111 a month due to the constant hotel California playing there.
Joshua Bell
Also you will have to go to floor 100 for dirty dan, make a deal with him I do not like that guy, he collects used everything form the trash and sells it for pennies. From used tampons to maxipads diapers and dildos.
Hudson Murphy
People who are one off always get a discount for the shame of not hitting quads.
Jackson Sullivan
You can do whatever you want depending on the floor. Mods do not give a shit anymore they live on a secret floor, not marked on elevators.
Nathan Parker
>Neighbors are disgusting Boy I AM the Neighbor. Better wish them luck than me. Or send help, be quick.
>Try not to go insane Whatever that means
>Rent is cheap as fuck Bro
Also Floor dubs get.
I hope you have no elevator either then. Don't forget to check boxxy into the same floor, same room. Nigger.
Anthony Gonzalez
yay
Jacob Brooks
Make sure to go to doomsday dan he has cheap rum , cigs canned food and water, he really stocks for the end of the world he lives on floor 80, has lots of supplies even bad dragon dildos. So go to doomsday dan he runs ads on every floor with Tv and radio.
Colton Lee
Its fine have a good stay here at the towers. Trying to leave form that floor will not happen.
Hudson Campbell
Wait how will I visit the 100th floor then to get my lube order ready?
Evan Phillips
You gotta use dumbwaiters or call doomsday dan he has fresh unused lubricant, unless you want a half used bottle possibly filled with cummies.
Owen Rogers
Now what if I just walz up there myself? Whatchu gon do bout it faggot?
Andrew Moore
The fellow robots on floor 9 have lots of tendies to be ordered, they usually share some have thousands of boxes next to penises in the freezers.
Dominic Diaz
Go for it, the dundus are rampant on some floors others have oil slicks of cums, some have jenkem floors full of shit so go for it.
Zachary Howard
This is a rendition of the basement floors and some robots on level 9
Sebastian Torres
So it's basically nothing? Ez Pz
Thomas Ramirez
sometimes nothing sometimes you get raped.
Kayden Morales
Alright you're trolling me right now. It's really nothing else?
I can deal with shit, getting stabbed every once in a while. What I can't deal with is some rampant faggot trying to convince me that shit will happen when nothing at all ever happens.
Michael King
Can you keep it down? Im trying to masterbate up here.
Owen Lewis
Sometimes the local christian wants to try his new roto dildo on you.
There are poorly done trannys on floor 20 they do not shave and all have severe aids they will rape you
Neighbors like to dryfuck the drywall they drill glory holes thorough the ceilings and cummies fall through like rain, some people make meth on some floors.
Nolan Nelson
Yes sir, but make sure to cum on the most layers spot in the hall or finish in the holes in the floor to get to the tenant that does not have enough edge in his room.
Grayson Cooper
>Sometimes the local christian wants to try his new roto dildo on you. Sounds fun.
>There are poorly done trannys on floor 20 they do not shave and all have severe aids they will rape you I got guns. If I don't have guns I usually have guns.
>cummies fall through like rain I beg a pardon but that win compromise the structural integrity of the house. You will not be an owner for long then.
>some people make meth on some floors Time to show off my skills, get high and earn some money on the side.
Jesus christ you're sending me on vaccation here pal.
Michael Hall
tenants will be tenants if they pay they can do what they want. Sup Forums towers does not discriminate.
Caleb Price
My kinda guy. I'm gonna have all the guns and drugs of this planet rolling in. You're either my customer, my bitch or the organic matter plugging the cummie holes in my ceiling.
Xavier Sullivan
Enjoying my view on the top floor.
>there are infinite floors, faggot >that means there is no "top"
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Fuck you guys. I'm burning this whole place down.
THE END
"The Top Floor"
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Catering by . . . . . Cup O Noodles
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Directed by . . . . . M. Night Shyamalan
Samuel Richardson
Does that mean i get to run around and kill ZANLA forces in short shorts with my trusty FAl along with a buddy with an FN MAG for eternity? If so i aint never leaving
Well florr 911 always has planes and stell beams melting into the lower floors, a fire does not kill this place we also recently added an extension of H. H. Holmes hotel to the 311 floor so the tenants have enjoyed that
Colton Sanders
Never worry about fire damage you can burn your room but living in the halls is acceptable