Are they the ultimate evil club?

Are they the ultimate evil club?

>the order of illuminati was founded in bavaria
>cultural marxism also has its roots in bavaria
what do you think

Inshallah, nein!

the supreme evil

Buyern = shit, Argentina = shit. It's as simple as that.

Not really

they actually got rich by making smart business decisions and not be getting bought by a corporation or oligarch

One of the most despicable clubs without a doubt, but most of their players are highly likable. Evil institution, good guys squad.

no that is halal madrid

>Smart business decisions
>Taking anyone with potential from every other club and destroying any chance of parity in your league
>((()))

Total shithouse club. But is correct.

No admirable history, however the most painfully boring "big" club to watch.

I swear for all their god like team-play fluency, Germans put on some criminally boring and soulless performances. Why do they play so robotically? Where's the fucking flair and emotion?

No, and they have admirable history*

they are the ultimate customer club

theres nothing german about buyern munich, the coach is spanish , the team is 90% foreign, some bavarians dont even consider themselves german

Man Utd, Real Madrid, Chelsea, Barcelona, MK Dons and Juventus are the canon axis of football evil.

fuck off, just watch Schweinsteiger's WC final
why should we put emotion into playing friendlies or show how much we care when we are #2 on the all time list as far as nations go,as if that wouldn't be enough to show?
if you want emotion watch David Luiz cry like a bitch after his nt lost 7-1

>No admirable history

>tfw being bavarian

>Marca

gtfo

*blocks your path*

Why is it always Americans?

>beating a crippled Barca with a manager literally dying of cancer

This. Barça was build specifically to be the working man's response against Madrid's decades of authoritarianism. Humble men hardened by oppression, trained since childhood to fight and defeat an insurmountable force through concentrated power of will. And this is why Real Madrid will always fall before the might that is Futbol Club Barcelona: they lack the conviction of the honorable man.

>literally everyone in this club has done something criminal

yes

So they're the San Antonio Spurs of Europe?

>using the old, heinously intolerant logo
Shame on you!

soulless?no flair? did you not see the comeback 5-4 victory today? against a team they didn't need to best? fuck outta here

6 of their starting 11 (usually) are German NT players, so is there reserve goalie. are you retarded?

Didn't Bayern build a mosque next to the Allianz for their shitslam customers?

No club is scumier than Barça.
It is scientifically proven.

Cultural Marxism has its roots in the Frankfurt School. What's up with these Jewish people? I'm really starting to think something's up. Hmmmm.

>*buys your path using taxpayers money*

ftfy

>bayern has amazing performances like 7-up and winning the CL in 2013
>great likeable players like le cut inside man, cheeky muller, classy alonso, all smiles alaba, and one of the most likeable used to play there: SCHWEINI
>meanwhile uefalona is the embodiment of diving and cheating
>busquets
>dani alves
>excellerate at chimping out, surrounding the referee in lightning speed and all forms of theatrically pretending to be hurt
>its not just barcelona but the whole league that has the cheating and diving culture ingrained in their system

nah, they do a lot of charity and literally helped a few teams - that were close to bankruptcy - to survive

yes. Everyone knows that