I am Traffic Cone
AMA
I am Traffic Cone
AMA
Are you scared of heights?
When I was 16 I was arrested for climbing and putting you on the very top of a local factory.
are ya a special cone?
All of us are special cones
how does it make you feel when people use you as a megaphone?
What is your gender, cone?
VLC?
How do I install VLC?
I drove over multiple of your people and I don't give a fuck.
Why for how you do what done?
Initially yes, I was most afraid of heights.
And when you took me there, I was afraid.
Being stuck, I looked arounds.
I saw birds, they flew highr than I was
And such brittle bones these things had; without a fear of falling
And so I edged closer and closer, for my bones are maleable
I didn't commit suicide, so much as rediscover life
I must thank you
Does it hurt when they stack you on on another?
I just try and imagine what it'd be like if they dtacked humans in the same way and it seems uncomfortable
Empowering; I am the vessel unto which they broadcast their message to the world
What is a gender?
A god amongst cones, takes anything you throw at it
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May you find peace of mind
Yes
Have you heard of a "train"?
Its is very pleasureable
>piece of mind
Found it.
Poor fellow, he must have ignored traffic cone warnings
This one too.
Tragic accident. If people would start to listen to traffic cones already..
Itd be more a leaning tower if anything cause stacking them implies vertical
You may be right, but I suspect it was my relative
"Caution wet floor"
Note the slippery surface and indoor location. Got in a hurry, slipped, ran into the door, fell onto the sharp object
I checked if he was ok but the didn't respond.
What do?
I enjoy trains in all positions.
Except missionary.
Thats dirty
First, call an ambulance. Clearly this person is in distress and is in need of medical attention.
Second, clean up wounds and constrain bleeding. Infections are no joking matter.
Lastly, attempt penis to vagina resuscitation. Clearly the victim has difficulty breathing.
Trust me, I am a traffic cone
>Lastly, attempt penis to vagina resuscitation
>it's a guy
>penis to vagina
>trust me
There was a guy upthread; didnt find me trustworthy