I am Traffic Cone

I am Traffic Cone

AMA

Are you scared of heights?
When I was 16 I was arrested for climbing and putting you on the very top of a local factory.

are ya a special cone?

All of us are special cones

how does it make you feel when people use you as a megaphone?

What is your gender, cone?

VLC?

How do I install VLC?

I drove over multiple of your people and I don't give a fuck.

Why for how you do what done?

Initially yes, I was most afraid of heights.

And when you took me there, I was afraid.

Being stuck, I looked arounds.
I saw birds, they flew highr than I was

And such brittle bones these things had; without a fear of falling

And so I edged closer and closer, for my bones are maleable

I didn't commit suicide, so much as rediscover life

I must thank you

Does it hurt when they stack you on on another?

I just try and imagine what it'd be like if they dtacked humans in the same way and it seems uncomfortable

Empowering; I am the vessel unto which they broadcast their message to the world

What is a gender?

A god amongst cones, takes anything you throw at it

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May you find peace of mind

Yes

Have you heard of a "train"?

Its is very pleasureable

>piece of mind
Found it.

Poor fellow, he must have ignored traffic cone warnings

This one too.
Tragic accident. If people would start to listen to traffic cones already..

Itd be more a leaning tower if anything cause stacking them implies vertical

You may be right, but I suspect it was my relative
"Caution wet floor"

Note the slippery surface and indoor location. Got in a hurry, slipped, ran into the door, fell onto the sharp object

I checked if he was ok but the didn't respond.
What do?

I enjoy trains in all positions.

Except missionary.

Thats dirty

First, call an ambulance. Clearly this person is in distress and is in need of medical attention.

Second, clean up wounds and constrain bleeding. Infections are no joking matter.

Lastly, attempt penis to vagina resuscitation. Clearly the victim has difficulty breathing.

Trust me, I am a traffic cone

>Lastly, attempt penis to vagina resuscitation
>it's a guy
>penis to vagina
>trust me

There was a guy upthread; didnt find me trustworthy