"One copy of Kendrick Lamar's new album please."

"One copy of Kendrick Lamar's new album please."

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"Of course sir, may I see your cuckold licence?"

This is honestly beyond epic.

"Sure, here you go."
*reaches for wallet in pocket but it falls out as does an XXS condom*

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lol it's le ebin roast, good one guis xD xD niggers btfo eternally, shadillay my fellow kekistanis xD

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do these even exist?
obviously you're using it in a joking context, but one would think that if your penis is that tiny you wouldn't want to show it to anyone ever ever ever.

HAHAHAHHAHA

Reminder he’s 6’9 and would easily obliterate your body.

danny dorito haha. hella fucking epic

*stares at condom for a split second*
"Oh shit, we have matching penises!"
*cashier pulls out XXS condom as well*

"one copy of art angels please"

simply ebin

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We get it you're gay holy fuck.

this guy fucks

how do i become this cool?

A
FUCKING
LEAF

i unironically like his tshirt in this one

he sure does

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SEETHING

I took 20 minutes to make it but here you go

at least he likes the superior zelda game

honestly if he shaved his beard and cut his hair down a bit he'd look normal. His beard and hair just make his face look super long

>6'9"
>worst possible beard genetics
interesting tradeoff

I think he just shaves off the mustache area. i'm not sure which is worst

is he /ourguy/?

>6"9
>at best weighs 160 pounds soaking wet
Absolutely lanklet

he better not fucking be

I bet you faggots don't even remember Aaron Ellis

I've been here for 8 years and i legitimately don't

Never heard of him

I have heard of DJ Aaron Ellis though

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Even if he didn't shave off the mustache it would look shitty

>t. assblasted numale

>lobos jr at the bottom
c'mon buddy he's a good guy :(

See

BUGMAN BUGMAN GO AWAY BE A KEK SOMEWHERE ELSE I SAY

Nice meme, retard.

>bugman
What does this even mean?

>meme.jpg

Nietzsche's Last Man, the 110-IQ casualty of a hellish society, fed on a diet of Soylent, weed, and porn.

the original phrase was "small-souled bugmen"
basically theyre fags whose identities are defined by consumerism

>Call him Jimmy Nu-male
>Actually hangs out with women and has a girlfriend despite his weird amish beard
>Something most people here are incapable of doing since interacting with anyone of the opposite sex fries their brain

what is this guys full name?

Not you though you're the cool guy

What does that have to do with anything?

I wonder if this guy knows he's a meme

youtube.com/watch?v=go_Oe6XbDTc

I saw him on some youtube video where he was being a smart ass and talking about himself as "jimmy meme" and it seemed very much like he is to some extent behind his own memery

Hey man I said most, I think +50% is a realistic number

Pretty much half of this thread is already about him anyways

I just remember trying to get Painting With from the archive and was happy to finally get the album only to hear "IT'S DJ AARON ELLLLIIIISSS" start randomly cut in and out. Then, I finally got the unaltered, official version of Painting With and it was even worse.

okay i actually like this guy

Nietzsche was refuted by Wittgenstein a couple decades after. Nevertheless, his cultural impact on the world was devastating.
Also, you can’t just namedrop a philosopher and expect that to mean anything, pseud.
Cool

We're BTFO'd guys

>tfw marfan syndrome

Honestly he seems alright, I was expecting some whiny vlog

>Nietzsche was refuted by Wittgenstein a couple decades after.
Not that guy, but what? I've never read Wittgenstein so I'm curious

simply, epic

this is actually funny wtf

Trying too hard to copy Sam Hyde

Yo dawg, did you hear the new Burzum album?

he's got a good phone

annoying nu-male that would attach his punchable face to every post he made in the summer of 2015

people seemed to think he was hilarious

>Nietzsche was refuted by Wittgenstein
what could you be referring to?

wittgensteins dope, but i don't really know him as writing with respect to nietzsche. to my mind, they had totally different projects.

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why is the book behind his glasses?

Underrated

kendrick sucks

bump

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>mfw a white male doesn't consider to pimp a butterfly to be the most meaningful artistic statement of the past century

he's a fucking nu-male

>mfw I literally dont give a shit, and care about no one but myself.

these aren't numales though?

so fawkin edgy m8, ur just like Pat Bateman

t. numale

one copy of the new Alcest album please

we only have the new Wolves in the Throne Room, is that alright?

they're mostly just betas user. this is a proper nu male.

>ending a statement with a question mark
sounds like you're the numale user

Do you have that metal album with a deer in the front cover? :)

who's that he's cute

Will doesn't count as a nu-male, he's gay and mentally deranged

car seat headrest. the dog hugging bandcamp album guy. he's gotten popular since then

ITS AN ELK

REEEEEEE

What would he look like if his hair and beard were flipped?

Is this Jimmy Neutron?

Yo, Jimmy Newtron changed a lot.

that's not how people buy albums my man

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>Just

Do you like jazz?

yeah
sun ra, coltrane, the list goes on....

Meaningless neologism that's basically 'cuck' for people who were on the trump train last year but now claim to be hardcore trads

He fucking explained it you autist.
You triggered me enough to stop stroking my wee wee and reply to nothing, congrats

careful user, you wouldn't want to make chad angry would you? he might hate-fuck the girl you've been orbiting

Screech?

I will never not like this pic lol