"One copy of Kendrick Lamar's new album please."
"One copy of Kendrick Lamar's new album please."
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"Of course sir, may I see your cuckold licence?"
This is honestly beyond epic.
"Sure, here you go."
*reaches for wallet in pocket but it falls out as does an XXS condom*
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lol it's le ebin roast, good one guis xD xD niggers btfo eternally, shadillay my fellow kekistanis xD
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do these even exist?
obviously you're using it in a joking context, but one would think that if your penis is that tiny you wouldn't want to show it to anyone ever ever ever.
HAHAHAHHAHA
Reminder he’s 6’9 and would easily obliterate your body.
danny dorito haha. hella fucking epic
*stares at condom for a split second*
"Oh shit, we have matching penises!"
*cashier pulls out XXS condom as well*
"one copy of art angels please"
simply ebin
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We get it you're gay holy fuck.
this guy fucks
how do i become this cool?
A
FUCKING
LEAF
i unironically like his tshirt in this one
he sure does
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SEETHING
I took 20 minutes to make it but here you go
at least he likes the superior zelda game
honestly if he shaved his beard and cut his hair down a bit he'd look normal. His beard and hair just make his face look super long
>6'9"
>worst possible beard genetics
interesting tradeoff
I think he just shaves off the mustache area. i'm not sure which is worst
is he /ourguy/?
>6"9
>at best weighs 160 pounds soaking wet
Absolutely lanklet
he better not fucking be
I bet you faggots don't even remember Aaron Ellis
I've been here for 8 years and i legitimately don't
Never heard of him
I have heard of DJ Aaron Ellis though
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Even if he didn't shave off the mustache it would look shitty
>t. assblasted numale
>lobos jr at the bottom
c'mon buddy he's a good guy :(
See
BUGMAN BUGMAN GO AWAY BE A KEK SOMEWHERE ELSE I SAY
Nice meme, retard.
>bugman
What does this even mean?
>meme.jpg
Nietzsche's Last Man, the 110-IQ casualty of a hellish society, fed on a diet of Soylent, weed, and porn.
the original phrase was "small-souled bugmen"
basically theyre fags whose identities are defined by consumerism
>Call him Jimmy Nu-male
>Actually hangs out with women and has a girlfriend despite his weird amish beard
>Something most people here are incapable of doing since interacting with anyone of the opposite sex fries their brain
what is this guys full name?
Not you though you're the cool guy
What does that have to do with anything?
I wonder if this guy knows he's a meme
I saw him on some youtube video where he was being a smart ass and talking about himself as "jimmy meme" and it seemed very much like he is to some extent behind his own memery
Hey man I said most, I think +50% is a realistic number
Pretty much half of this thread is already about him anyways
I just remember trying to get Painting With from the archive and was happy to finally get the album only to hear "IT'S DJ AARON ELLLLIIIISSS" start randomly cut in and out. Then, I finally got the unaltered, official version of Painting With and it was even worse.
okay i actually like this guy
Nietzsche was refuted by Wittgenstein a couple decades after. Nevertheless, his cultural impact on the world was devastating.
Also, you can’t just namedrop a philosopher and expect that to mean anything, pseud.
Cool
We're BTFO'd guys
>tfw marfan syndrome
Honestly he seems alright, I was expecting some whiny vlog
>Nietzsche was refuted by Wittgenstein a couple decades after.
Not that guy, but what? I've never read Wittgenstein so I'm curious
simply, epic
this is actually funny wtf
Trying too hard to copy Sam Hyde
Yo dawg, did you hear the new Burzum album?
he's got a good phone
annoying nu-male that would attach his punchable face to every post he made in the summer of 2015
people seemed to think he was hilarious
>Nietzsche was refuted by Wittgenstein
what could you be referring to?
wittgensteins dope, but i don't really know him as writing with respect to nietzsche. to my mind, they had totally different projects.
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why is the book behind his glasses?
Underrated
kendrick sucks
bump
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>mfw a white male doesn't consider to pimp a butterfly to be the most meaningful artistic statement of the past century
he's a fucking nu-male
>mfw I literally dont give a shit, and care about no one but myself.
these aren't numales though?
so fawkin edgy m8, ur just like Pat Bateman
t. numale
one copy of the new Alcest album please
we only have the new Wolves in the Throne Room, is that alright?
they're mostly just betas user. this is a proper nu male.
>ending a statement with a question mark
sounds like you're the numale user
Do you have that metal album with a deer in the front cover? :)
who's that he's cute
Will doesn't count as a nu-male, he's gay and mentally deranged
car seat headrest. the dog hugging bandcamp album guy. he's gotten popular since then
ITS AN ELK
REEEEEEE
What would he look like if his hair and beard were flipped?
Is this Jimmy Neutron?
Yo, Jimmy Newtron changed a lot.
that's not how people buy albums my man
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>Just
Do you like jazz?
yeah
sun ra, coltrane, the list goes on....
Meaningless neologism that's basically 'cuck' for people who were on the trump train last year but now claim to be hardcore trads
He fucking explained it you autist.
You triggered me enough to stop stroking my wee wee and reply to nothing, congrats
careful user, you wouldn't want to make chad angry would you? he might hate-fuck the girl you've been orbiting
Screech?
I will never not like this pic lol