My cat isn’t waking up, what do?

My cat isn’t waking up, what do?

check pulse or something i dont know

fuck her right in the pussy

>My cat isn’t waking up, what do?

call the vet..they have 24 hour emergency things open.

They can at least give you some tips

Open a can of wet food. I resurrected a buried cat this way.

Make a thread about it on Sup Forums

fuck da pussy right in da pussy

I hope it's dead you faggot.

Throw it away and buy another what's the deal? I don't get why people treat a
Pets as a humans tbh

>I don't get why people have empathy

kill him please

u r autist

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t. faggot

take a knife and slice him his little pussy neck

tryhard

I tried shaking him and he won’t let go

Nudge it you tard

Is it still breathing?

too much lsd in its food

*clank*

Grab the little fucker by the tail and swing him like a mace.

you're right, I'll rename the file

yes?

poor a bucket of water on the little feline

At least he’s okay

won't let me put symbols in the name

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winrar

Pet

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Not for long

Dress up in womens clothing. Go into garden. Proceed catholic burial ceremony with gregorian chants playing loud enough for neighbours to hear. Document with pics and possibly film.

OH FUCK A SNI-

What's all this da-

Pierce his eyes with the balls
Pulls several times until he touches his brain