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>Be me
>Be OP
>Spend evenings at run down truck stops
>Hide in bathroom stall that has a glory holes
>Suck and fuck nasty trucker penis anonymously
>Gobble cock all night every night
>Always swallow and say thank you
>No end in sight
>MFW

>kek

>I met a beautiful girl that made my heart skip
>I pursued her for months and finally won her over
>after a few years we got married and almost immediately had a daughter
>had a great job and my wife didn't have to work just look after the baby
>about a year later we had another baby this time a boy
>my son was the joy of my life I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and just smile
>One day while sitting on the couch I noticed that the perspective of the lamp was odd and looked inverted
>It something about it was just.. wrong. (It was a square lamp base, red with gold trim on 4 legs and a white square shade)
>I couldn't look away from it.
>I stayed up all night staring at it
>Next morning I didn't go to work, something was just not right about that lamp
>I stopped eating
>I left the couch only to use the bathroom at first soon I stopped that too as I wasn't eating or drinking
>I stared at the fucking lamp for 3 days before my wife got really worried
>she had someone come and try to talk to me
>by this time I was going completely insane
>She took the kids to her mother's house just before I had my epiphany
>the lamp was not real
>the house is not real,
>my wife, my kids... nothing was real
>the last 10 years of my life are not fucking real!
>The lamp started to grow wider and deeper
>it was still inverted dimensions, it took up my entire perspective and all I could see was red,
>I heard voices, screams, all kinds of weird noises and I became aware of pain
> the first words I said were "I'm missing teeth" and opened my eyes.
>I was laying on my back on the sidewalk surrounded by people that I didn't know
>I was completely confused
>I was told by a police officer I was knocked unconscious and on lookers called for help
>came to the conclusion while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life

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Yo! You saved the story. Saw this one last night or Thursday

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does anyone have the rest?

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>be in relationship bloody well m8 farken
>ex in picture texts me
>tells me she was raped by the shopkeep at her apartment
>i ask what happened
>tells me she actually invited him after talking to him drunk and high
>i asked what happened
>tells me she actually wasnt abused, they fooled around but he left
>she's actually just so horny shes calling up the bench
>i asked what happens
>she told me the shopkeeper actually came back and worked her proper
>wut
>added a friend of mine on FB, THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FUN, shes probably gonna fuck 4 or 5 friends. Crazy bitch

10/10 would read full ver.

Anyone save the full?

>she told me the shopkeeper actually came back and worked her proper

can't stop laughing

Trips don't lie, she's a crazy bitch.

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Ayyy I was also there!

>Be walking around town with a mate drunk on a Saturday night
>2 sheilas walking to their car
>Pull the front of my pants down and start thrusting so my floppy cock is slapping against me
>Sheila walking to the drivers seat flashes her tits
>Put my cock away and start approaching
>Bitches freak the fuck out, panic unlock the car and peel the fuck out
>Continue my night of antics

be nice faggot