Whats the hottest thing anyone's ever said to you, user?

Whats the hottest thing anyone's ever said to you, user?

"NOOOO PLEASE NOT IN MY BUTT"

“Just cum in me, everyone else does”

I’ll never forget how she said it 17 at the time

Wtf

"How about that blowjob?"

Come down to Florida and rape me and leave my dead body in a ditch.

I'm telling you the way she said it even I was creeped out and I stopped talking to her. She was insanely hot. Did cam shows and had ass for days. Pic very related. I'm stupid.

"I like tigers."
One of my exes was mimicking a scene from some old movie, but her infliction got to me.

Wtf is wrong with the arch in her back

Girls talking to each other about me, "would you blow on him?" "I would blow on him" this was at work. It was a different time then, 2000

I would take it as a compliment.

Welp it was a good thread while it lasted

I was being an autist and asking if anyone wanted to help me bust a nut(and then pulling a walnut out of my pocket), as you do when you're bored as fuck with no job, and this 9/10 came up behind me and reached her hand out to touch my face and said "come to my house and I will" then made the blowjob motion with her hands. I almost broke character, but I'm not about that life.

"You ever been fucked in the ass before?"

Lmao thats gold

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We must reclaim the holy lands from those dirty saracens.
Almost came right then and there

*rubs hands across face*
"Is this seat taken"

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You give me hope.

I was standing on the deck with my mate and his girlfriend. She grabbed my dick through my pants and said 'you've got a big cock'.

"Hey, he looks kind of cute"

That was the last compliment I've received.

That was almost 8 years ago.

Tfw when you know this is true of yourself as well.

I'm willing to get to 400 pounds for u.

“I’m leaving. You’re just a bitter asshole.”
Got tired of them being a needy cunt.

'''oh, you will not get any sleep tonight ! '' ...she sad it while taking deep breaths after i fucked her the first time. That scene from my memories still gets me diamonds.

just the way she sad it, with ''mischief '' in her eyes and voice

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Bought a girl a drink and the bartender pored it pretty heavy. Handed the drink to the girl told her careful it's strong. She responded, "don't worry, you can't rape the willing."

The dishies need to be wash.

Yesssssssssssssssssssss

Oh, that touches my tralala

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Kek'd at the last sentence

10/10 would fuck scar

No one ever said anything nice to me expect my mom to make me feel better but we both knew I had absolutely zero chance with anyone.
I still got a "kiss" from a girl since we all were playing truth and dare and she was 'forced' to do it.

>this was 10 years ago.

Maybe it's time to be an hero

It's a tie between "shut that beautiful mouth of yours" or "How mad would you be if I ripped your clothes off right now"

I have two.

Was at a bar, hitting on a milf, and it was along the lines of "user, I'm old enough to be your mommy~" and then she sucked her drink straw.

Another was with another older milf who told me "I can't get pregnant any more but I really want you to try and make me."

Shit was cash.

Get tindr bro. Anything can get pussy on there

Lower your standards. There are ugly couples everywhere.

Or stop putting pussy on a pedestal like it is some rare thing. Fuck sake hookers are a thing - go rent one.
Honestly though, fucking work on your self esteem you depressing cunt. No one likes a whiny bitch.

>"You should go down on her."
Wife, during our second threesome
Chick loved getting her asshole slumped
Hottest thing in my entire life

"I really want to suck your dick"

"I've done everything but anal"
I should have taken the hint

"I love you"

>Hey user, have you ever thought about fucking a boy my age ;P
he said it with a winking tongue out face, hence the emoticon

Homo?

very.

Nigga you got anymore of them cat pics.

I tried it for a month, nothing. Maybe I should try it again?

I have reached the point where I am ready to be with anyone, Still nothing.
Maybe it's my personality, I've become a total asshole to others for a tiny hope to hide my true feelings.
Or maybe I am just meant to be the lonely guy, at least it feels like it.

Nice

"Breed me"
Current gf. I had just put it in and when she said that I came after like 3 thrusts, she wasn't too happy about that

You're probably right. Maybe it's me, my depression and non-existent will to try.

“Lay down”

HS girlfriend gave me valentine card that said "Happy alentines day"
I stupidly asked where the "V" was, and she said "You'll get that later tonight" and then did this cringy wink

> "You have the perfect dick"
Middle of fucking my gf at the time. I don't have a massive cock but its thick and I would just reach her cervix when going balls deep. Came buckets inside her soon after.

Sorry, just that one.

"I want you in my side"

You sound like a fedora tipping fag.

"Fuck me !" and show me her ass to fuck it.

Kill yourself of course gets me diamonds every time.

I sound like a guy who lost his will to try and whines about it on Sup Forums. Crazy, isnt it?

"At 36 to 72 trillion degrees F, it would be hard to top the region around Quasar 3C 273, a region so hot that it stretches the limits of what was thought possible for plasma. This could be because the plasma is made of a particle other than electrons — in this case, possibly protons.

Incidentally, 3C 273 was the first quasar ever identified. At first, scientists didn't know what they were, especially as this one was erratic and powerful. But we've since discovered them to be the active supermassive black holes at the center of galaxies."

Came buckets

"I wanna have your babies"

"give me your baby!"

omg, instant finish

>2018
>Reading Popular Mechanics unironically
Try harder faggot, it's all about Popular Science

"Stop, stop, I'll suck it, I'll suck it!".

While putting it in her ass.

She didn't want to suck my dick. I told her she could suck it or get fucked up the ass.

She decided to suck my dick.

>Fuck it, I want her to hear.
We were sharing a wall with her mother.

My ex coming home from a party, telling me she wants to fuck and then passing out.
>free pass to do whatever i normally never could

should of did ass to mouth user

"You are tearing me apart user, its to big"

You what nigga?
Nigga, i'da pullout out so hard this bitch's insides would've exploded from the sudden change in preassure.
I'd be giving this bitch the bends pulling out so quick talkin' 'bout I want your babies!
FUCK. NO.

Same girl from before. She pissed me off and I told her she could get the fuck out. (Lived with me at the time.)

She cried and begged me not to kick her out after acting tough at first before breaking down.

Whipped my dick out in her face while she was sitting on the couch and told her to show me how much she wanted to stay.

I will never forget, with tears in her eyes, "This is all you want me for isn't it?".

"Just open your fucking whore mouth or get the fuck out.".

She sucked my dick like the dick hoover she was.

>start dating a chick
>hook up a few times
>do a weekend get away to Napa
>Get into hotel room, deal with our bags
>then she says: "So, are we going to get drunk or bang?"
Answer: Bang, then get drunk, then bang again

"It's free real estate."

>I'd be giving this bitch the bends pulling out so quic

Kek

im sorry, but i had to

"Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

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My gfs jailbait lil sister was drunk one time. Me and her were sharing a ciggy in the laundry room. She sat on the dryer and stradled me with her legs... She whispered in my ear "You wanna fuck me?"
Instant goosebumps/erection

"id give you a blowjob"
and
"i want you to fuck the shit outta me"

used to have amazing luck with girls in my late teens/early 20s but no longer

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Lame ass edgelording

Like I give a fuck what you think bitch. Sorry you never had a dicksucker to properly abuse.

''hey''

A girl once asked me "where did you learn to fuck like that?" And another girl once told me "I don't think that's possible" when I was repositioning her. She was pleasantly surprised to be wrong.

Well what the hell happened, user, your balls drop off? In my experience women are only getting easier as they get older. By their 40s, you don't even have to ask, just the slightest implication that you'd get up in those guts and they're already prepping the diaphragm.

Lmfao

"Yeah you like that, you fucking retard?"

"You cum like a pornstar"
replied "yea" and slipped it back in her
the reaction on her face was priceless

Was on cum holy grail supplements

>"look out, you'll burn yourself on that"
it was so hot

Ahahahahha.

Wow I wouldve cum buckets if she said that to me.

im just too hatefilled
i cant help it
i will always find something to hate about anyone i meet

not saying im right(i know im fucking retarded) its just how i am and i cant stop

This.

In my case, "it hurts, please dont'

Of course it’s you. You don’t like yourself for whatever reason. Fix that shit and everything else won’t fucking matter because you’ll be good with you.

You can help it. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get your head back in the game.

"I swallow."

1. lose some weight
2. stop directing every conversation towards WWII trivia
3. delete the MGTOW sites from your bookmarks
4. talk to girls like you are trying to have a normal conversation with a normal person

these four things are all you have to do, so it is clear you are not doing them.

there are a few... had a side chick that used to call me daddy... in public, in private and in bed... I loved it... 'yes daddy, no daddy' she was about 6 years younger, I was in my 20's I loved it... 2, teen begging me not to pull out... 3, fucked my friends baby-mama and she whispered in my ear how she always thought about me and wanted me to fuck her

saddest samefag I've seen

"I'm gonna rape you, you little bitch"

>literally 3 different people
You're a pathetic cunt, arent you?