We post an image and Sup Forums has to guess the plot and its genre

We post an image and Sup Forums has to guess the plot and its genre.
I'll start

a boy and his dogs are getting held hostage by some cult. the cult people slaughter his dogs and force the boy to eat them. one of the dogs manages to escape and starts a new life. a drama about betrayal and new hope

Hot Dog
a sentient super intelligent dog spends 5 minutes on the internet and decides man's best friend is death and destruction so he sacrifices his canine brethren to make the biggest hot dog franchise secretly made with real dog meat (china btfo)
the scene in the image is the big reveal that the hot dogs are really cold dead dogs
the dog in the background is the main doggo who has achieved full enlightenment and leveled up from the sheer euphoria of his scheme seen to fruition

OK but why is middle boyo wearing anime shirt

also, it's a comedy/thriller
two fairly distinct genres that won't combine well but will begin the rise of puppercore to compete with capeshit

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Invasion of the Ass Snatchers

Ever since the storm started, the men in thongs started appearing. Now the storm is getting worse...

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Lightening Johnson

A man who can create thunderstorms roams the earth bringing rain to drought-stricken residents, saving crops and other plant life. he can only conjure storms while in his underwear and sandals

sci-fi/ drama

The Fat Cat

A wall street millionaire gets the shock of his life after another successful company raid and foreclosure - he has transformed into a fat cat. Will he learn his lesson or be doomed to spend the rest of his life as a furry feline fatty?

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Who Let The Dogs Out?

Rosco Wagner was the life of the party until one day, while swerving to avoid a dog, he died suddenly. His spirit, not content to pass on, possesses the body of the dog and continues to party, only this time all the ladies to this pooch he is barking up the wrong tree!

Fat Cat.

A cat starts living a hedonistic lifestyle. Sex, food, and drugs lead to a downward spiral. Sometimes escapism is all an indoor cat can get.

voiced by charlie sheen

A man's mom's sassy fat cat has inherited her one million dollars, the man then takes care of the cat in hopes it'll die soon, a relationship forms and they both get fat together

hot dog eating champion is eating hot dogs one day and is suddenly haunted by the spirit of one of the hot dogs. With that spirit constantly whispering bits of insanity into his ear, what we are seeing in this picture is the culmination of his anxiety building throught the film.
call the film Chestnut

The Day The Clowns Died.

All over the world Clowns have start dying for no apparent reason. No one knows what is going on but one thing is for certain, when all the clowns are gone, it spells certain ecological doom.

Based off of bees dying off

She/Her/Herself

A post-op transsexual falls in love with a rich young Jewish boy. The two spend the summer together, madly in love, until it comes time to depart and the young girl tells him the shocking truth...

A girl has a chronic propeller in her ass and the only way she can meet guys is by pretending she's always hanging out on a boat near the back. She's perfectly safe but gets them to hold her legs as if she's going to fall out, and she's searching for the one who doesn't try to save her, who will let her go and doesn't need doggystyle.

Starring Danny DeVito!

Tagline: pussy ain't on the menu

Days gone by.

A sad lonely old man looks back on the days of his youth wondering how he could let his true love slip through his fingers.

use this webm lads

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She looks like my mom what the fuck

T H I C C (butterface)

A woman cannot seem to get a away from big, black balls that follow her everywhere, but only stop when she dances

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10/10 would watch

Realms of Imagination: The Blue Warrior

A drug in the water gives kids with strong imaginations the power to drift into other dimensions.
One such youth, a local target to bullies, drifts into a world in need of a hero, a world in need of The Blue Warrior.
In time, with sword and mind, he vanquiches evil and returns home years later in the new dimension but in the same moment in his old.
Armed with his new skills, the youth beats the everliving fuck outta his tween bullies, Blue Warrior style.

The Tape

Its 2016 but mysteriously an instructional dance VHS is selling gangbusters. Are we all learning to boogie in a retro way or are we all dancing into an early grave?

guy named Bam gets his fat Uncle (lets call him Vito) to do crazy shit, what we are seeing here is Uncle Vito dressed as a cop and Bam about to fuck with him

Earl Blart, Real Cop.

Paul Blart's brother is patrolling the streets.

a heartwarming story of a dancer who can't afford a sports bra
it's a flop

9GAG: The Movie

Awful memes come to the big screen

The Clod Squad

A three stooges style caper following the foibles of Jimmy the schoolyard snitch, Blind Billy, and Manny the manlet

Sanchez, Officer of the L.A.R.D.

Officer Julio Sanchez was fat. There was no getting around it. But when he learns of the impending marathon, with the grand prize being a trip to disneyworld, this overweight, overworked widow knows what he needs to do to reignite the light in his daughters' eyes. Motivated, he begins to lose weight and gain a whole new lease on life.

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Three mafia-loving highschoolers get way over their head when they attempt a cruise ship robbery in order to get money for their high school's band trip.

Good Guy Fellas

A couple of young guys feel like they were born in the wrong era. After learning about the Roarin' Twenties, they get inspired to bring back some of that old gangster style to Chicago. They rise through the ranks of the criminal under world but will never be the same.

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The plot of Evangelion: Death and Rebirth

Sup Forums: the movie
short vignettes following several random Sup Forums users around their day to day life

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Fedoracore
Three young high school students form an acapella group called "M'Lady". They use the power of song to conquer narrow-mindedness, religion and ungentlemanly behavior.

Cheerleaders: Gladiator Games

Two sociopathic cheerleaders kidnap overweight sports fans to compete in brutal gladiatorial combat in games. When not huffing and puffing trying to mace one another, these fat fucks are tossed into crazed games like being tossed into a canoe in alligator infested waters or monkeybarring over spikes. Rated R for retarded.

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Alfred Hitchcock's The Bird.

The bird swarms were only the start. We had no idea what waited in the woods. The bird God has come and we have all been forsaken.

Halloween themed webm

40 Year Old Virgin 2: Fedora Boogaloo

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The Fall: a Herzog documentary about the imminent collapse of American society, complete with scenes of people shitting themselves in public places.

feminist gets the news that she has diabetes, tries quirky new ways in which she can rid herself of the diesease
starring fat girl from Ghostbusters, actually forgot her name

Trapped.

A mentally unwell boy starts crossdressing. He has a relatively good time in his early twenties but when he turns 28 he realizes the body he is going to be stuck with isn't going to be so soft and supple for the next couple decades. A story about the dangers of becoming a trap.

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directed by Stefan Burnett, whatever it is

12 Minutes a Slave
the shocking tale of a tourist who is forced to play a keyboard and sing karaoke for 12 minutes every day while kept in captivity

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/r9k/ : the Movie

Follows the exploits of a random /r9k/ user who shitposts, posts, shits and becomes infatuated with scat stuff. Starring Shia LeBoeuf.

A man tries to teach people how to basic things but turns into a spaztic idiot when he realizes he can made thousands of dollars by destroying his home and posting it online.

I thought it was going to be about a modern day white SJW cuck forced into slavery for 12 minutes, and by the end he looks like pic related

Tender Loving Chicken
The sordid tale of men who deep fry their dicks and feed them to hungry knob gobblers

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How2Basic: The movie

That's the twist, he thinks the captors are alt-right maniacs but it's instead of bunch of SJW extremists. The movie ends with him loving his white cuck lifestyle but hating karaoke.

"Just a Prank" by Werner Herzog
he documents 3 differrent stories about boys who were killed doing pranks in predominantly black neighborhoods

Why are some of you posting stuff from actual movies? that defeats the purpose.

Kek and almost exact.

Till Undeath Do Us Part

A man is heartbroken when his young beloved wife dies while mountainclimbing. The same is confused when his undead wife returns. Now every night, his wife says she's dead tired. Rotten dead pussy aside, can these two make it in the suburbs, dodging nosy neighbors and errant tiki torch skewers that threaten to expose their secret?

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Take some fucking notes Hollywood. Its this easy to come up with an original idea for a fucking movie.

The Life and Times of Taylor Swift.

A thrilling and often chilling biopic about the early 21st century Jack Skellington cosplayer and later alleged singer Taylor Swift. Directed by Sam Raimi III

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inb4 calvinball

Sasha Grey Biopic

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The Cubs

The Chicago Cubs players find a litter of abandoned tiger cubs while training in the jungle. The teammates bring the cubs back to the states, and raise them as their own. Shenanigans ensue and umpires everywhere have to decide if tigers can play baseball.

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Armaspageddon

after the nuke drops, an underground bomb shelter beneath an olive garden houses the only source of italian food in the country

Jim Belushi is a wacky card player trying to prevent his girlfriend from being murdered by lone sharks.

young aristocrat decides to end his life of intellectual pursuits and make a delightful romp in the world of blackjack
starring Zack Galafaknakis

Way better than what I was trying to come up with

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Heartwrenching drama about a girl who lost her glasses and has to keep squinting to see the tv

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Hmm, write a good story for this one.