Hey UK and Europoor fags

Hey UK and Europoor fags.

Do ya'll have "Texas Toast"?

It just occurred to me that on account of the name and all that you might not.

It's a double-thick slice of bread, buttered, some garlic, other spices if you're feelin' gay, then toasted.

fuck off amerifat

I believe that's called "garlic bread"

It goes best with a nice steak and egg breakfast.

mmmmm, no. I'm talkin about Texas Toast.

garlic bread

Yeah I have garlic bread all the time.
Mix butter with crushed garlic and chopped parsley.

Texas toast.

>garlic bread

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... What?... No... Texas toast.

They're the same thing. "Garlic bread" is the term that actually makes sense.

Garlic bread has existed longer than Texas you ignorant cunt.

(I didn't even fact check)

Texas toast is a toasted bread with butter and often garlic that is made from a type of packaged bread that has been sliced at double the average thickness of most sliced breads. It is a form of Garlic Bread.

One claimant to the invention of Texas toast is the Kirbys Pig Stand restaurant chain, founded in Oak Cliff, a neighborhood of Dallas, Texas, in the early 1920s.

Okay, but we're talkin' about Texas Toast, not garlic bread.

Dude fuck off i'm hungry as shit now

who gives a rats fucking ass obviously in the UK we dont have TEXAS BREAD we have GARLIC BREAD now fuck off

Garlic bread is what its called everywhere civilized.

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Well which is it?

You get garlic bread from Olive Garden.

I'm talkin' about Texas Toast.

TEXAS TOAST.

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we dont have fucking TEXAS LOAF we have GARLIC BREAD ffs you americans are fucking stupid

>mfw burgers also call banana cake "banana bread"

also its garlic bread you double nigger

Texas toast is just extra thick garlic bread.

Unironically kys. Idiots like you make Americans look stupid.

>bread
>butter
>seasoning
>toasted

Geez what a fucking invention, they really give it a name as if its a special dish? Thats not Texas Toast thats just toast with a bit of thought put into it
The thought being hey bread and butter goes well together, butter and garlic goes well together too

What next from you geniuses, fish with some lemon?

>Texas toast doesn't require those seasoning, it is just thick toast

What the hell is a banana cake???

Is it anything like banana bread?

Yum! Gonna make garlic bread now - nz

So ya'll got Texas Toast in New Zealand? Jesus.

so it's toasted bread with butter and garlic
of course I can make it whenever I want you megafaggot
difference is in America they put a name on it so they can sell it to you
what a piece of trash is your country

So... you do have Texas Toast??

>order a lemonade in burgerland
sorry we only have 7up

everything has to be called by a particular product because they are that fucking retarded, can korea just nuke them off the map already

americans dont butter their god damned bread they only eat dry sugar filled dough, also they cant use a knife and fork at the same time and it you have peas or corn with your meal you need to have mashed potato so they stick to the knife
>laughinganimegirls.png

So its garlic bread made with cheap low quality mass-produced bread?

Cool

Meal of a man

Lemonade is an entirely different drink bro

reminds me of the freedom fries thing after 11/9 because you know french is too foreign

Don't ever speak ill of garlic bread

I have literally never seen someone incapable of using a fork and knife simultaneously. Also peas and corn are simple to eat without mashed potatoes

Nice try, troll man.

No American would ever think that lemonaid is 7up. You fucked up your troll. They would just say "no, we dont' serve lemonaid."

No, it's Texas Toast. It's double thick bread with butter, garlic and other spices. What the fuck are you talking about?

Not really, Sprite, 7-up etc is simply the brand names for a beverage made with lemon flavouring and sugar. Guess what? A drink made with lemon flavouring and sweetened is a lemonade. There is old fashioned home made lemonade but there is also commercialised carbonated lemonades.

Sadly Americans cannot muster enough brain power to understand the world in shades of grey, and must make strict categories in order to comprehend basic things like sweet drinks.

TEXAS., TOAST.

"Texas Toast" doesnt have butter, it's just the thick bread

the garlic bread type stuff is just the brand

Actually, that was specifically about the French. They didn't jump at the chance to fight America's wars, so Americans 'got back at them' by disassociating their country with salty heart-attack sticks.

The definition of garlic bread is bread (if you can call those dehydrated sugary cum loaves in America bread) flavoured with garlic, and usually some sort of fat and sometimes seasoned with salt and herbs.

The fact that you absolute retards have a separate category called "Texas Toast" just shows how removed you people are from reality and that you rely on pre-packaged mass produced shit to sustain your failing bodies. Im glad you don't have universal healthcare, you all deserve cancer.

7up and sprite are carbonated lemon-lime flavored beverages. Lemonade is literally just lemon, sugar,and water. In America obviously. I am well aware if what lemonade is outside of America.

Okay. We're talking about Texas Toast. Not garlic bread.

I can see that you're trying to understand, but unfortunately you're failing miserably. It doesn't matter what the fuck you call something in America, that does not make it a universal truth. Semantics are fluid and adaptable. Lemonade has come to mean any sweet drink flavoured with Lemon. Please shut the fuck up.

America needs to implode already.

now i want TT...TY user

garlic bread was probably invented in the early 1920'sBC, it fucking garlic and butter and bread, we've had those for thousands of years.

Texas Toast is Garlic Bread.

The real question here, is has an American ever actually had proper bread?

And don't get me started on American pizzas. You burgertards literally ruin every cuisine.

There's 316 million of us. We control global culture, politics, science, facts, society.

We make the universal truths.

You mean like Olive Garden? We have garlic bread.

legit chef de cuisine here

banana cake and banana bread are two different things. garlic bread and texas toast are two different things. you are ignorant about foods.

>derp these food contain same ingredients must mean they are exactly the same thing

no. and if that were true, your shitty culture's cuisine would all be something else.

>americans make a version of pizza that causes it's popularity to explode worldwide. billions of people in every country on earth enjoying american style pizza
>a tiny minority of cunty snobs don't like it cuz murica

you're in the minority dumb cunt

Pizza? You mean margarita bread.

"margarita" bread would be the italian shit that very few people actually like. americans had to improve it before it started to get popular around the world.

And we want you to keep believing this, bless is with the ignorant.

I think garlic breads great, i think "Texas Toast" is ridiculous because its a very simple dish that has been done by different people all over the world

It's like trying to claim the sandwich, its such a simple and basic idea, there is no real original source of it. It's been done all around for ages

Call me ignorant. You know who Iron Man is.

America invented the sandwich. It's not some mystery.

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>calling jam, jelly
>calling jelly, jello because its the brand
degenerates

I love this meme because this is what a lot of europe actually looks like but less fat usually