Dick rate thread

Dick rate thread

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check out my helmet

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wtf are you beating that thing with, sandpaper? Jesus Christ lay off

Put it away faggot.

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Underage/10


Faggot.

what do you think b?

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can you clean your hand and dicks before taking a pic?

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>filename

go back to 9gag

>t. uncircumcised virgin

Some "girl" in a thread said chances are most of the raters in these threads are creepy old gay men. Is this true? Are there any girls that rate in these threads?

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rate

This is now a Sunday Roast thread

Let me show you guys a real dick

To say your circumcised your Dick looks cheesy will keep my foreskin thanks its a pleasure to get it licked!!

That looks uncut?

looks thick but somewhat dry

NO not enough skin look at mine stumpycok tumblr com

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But he is erect so the foreskin retracts? Idk what you're on dude

Probably mostly guys in their 20s and 30s

>fat
>red rash edges of fat pad
>small dick
>unkept hair

Do you know what happens to tired, old cut dicks ? They all become dry and desensitised.

This is a dick rate thread not a "push your uncut agenda" thread. Im cut and love both cut and uncut, go to Sup Forums if you want some discussion

7/shave

Green stupid text thick as fuck dosnt have a clue ring a bell!!!!!

Your bitch swallows your dick. My bitch can’t fit it mine in her mouth. Keep dreaming fag

I agree you must be thick

You have ahighe persona of yourself fag breath

I'm having a hard time deciphering your comments.

They are are correct in what they are saying tho bro

Explain, I'm thick apparently

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Shut the fuck up before I slam it in your arse

tired, old, dry, densensitised dick detected

mmmmm

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More? Mfw no one is creative these days

Lets all calm down and have a cup of Tea

THAT IS COFFEE YOU FUCKING RETARD
THE TRUCE IS OVER
MY DAD CAN BEAT UP UR DAD

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> tea with milk

My dick looks rougher than that. Many years of dry fap. No one told me about lube. Permanent damage.

Its strong tea Yorkshire Tea you ..Likewise a fucking double Douche Bag

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imgur.com/a/m1Sey

>mixing tea with milk

Are you 75yo?

really funny xD

Are you an american fag like trump trump trump Nellie

> Are you 75yo?
not knowing that some teas go better with lemon, and that other teas go better with milk.
Keep your ignorant opinions about tea to yourself.

guess my race

8/10 for creativity

Well said lets get back on the subject

I'm from Spain

Sorry that I'm uncultured about tea, here if you mix tea with milk you are probably an elder.


You guys should try some Peppermint Tea to calm your nerves, seeing as how you get angry about this trivial subject.

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It is what it is but still rate

>cheese

That would be yummy, yummy in my tummy/10

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The thicker the head the better tbh

I can tell a few things about those 2 pics

>2nd pic it was colder
>you still havent put covers over that matress
>its the exact same angle
>different shirt
>stop eating your nails
>your natural bush is beautiful dont shave or trim
>nice cock

mexican

how’s my cock?

blurry

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The head and nearby shaft look red and kinda raw (though it looks better in the second and third images), but the lower shaft has a pretty nice looking texture. The head itself is kinda impressive, but looks a little uncomfortable. Nice balls, though.
Head: 5/10
Shaft: 6/10
Balls: 7/10
Overall: 6/10

High detail is a fickle friend, user. Looks pretty thick, and like it has a nice texture, but your hands are really gross. That's a very strong cumshot though. Definitely enough to raise your score a bit.
Hands: Gross/10
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 6/10
Cum: 8/10
Overall: 7/10

You kinda look like you're about to hang yourself, and your tits look like they'd fit better if you had a bit of a pudgier belly, but otherwise you're not that bad. Your dick is pretty cute, also.
Body: 5/10
Dick: 5/10
Overall: 5/10

Pretty long, quite thick, and well proportioned. Definitely a good looking dick, but is right, that it looks a bit dry, which is gonna bump your score down a bit.
Head: 7/10
Shaft: 9/10
Overall: 8/10

(Cont'd)

Nice, I've seen you post before, didn't get a chance to comment on your dick. Really dig it.

Perfect size.

Based on the filename... Yugoslavian?

virilité idéale/10

The body gives off a feeling of an inability to commit to one style, and I'm very uncomfortable with how he's looking at me, but his dick is pretty cute.
Face: Discomfort/10
Body: 4/10
Dick: 6/10
Overall: 5/10

Very nice looking. The gravy has a nice consistency, and I always appreciate a good Yorkshire Pudding, but I feel like the gravy should be more evenly spread out.
Vegetables: 7/10
Meat: 6/10
Yorkshire Pudding: 9/10
Gravy: 8/10
Overall: 8/10

Very nice all around. A thick head, with well defined papules, and a comparatively thick shaft with length to match, and a nice texture to it.
Head: 9/10
Shaft: 9/10
Overall: 9/10

Smol, pretty cute, and with plenty of foreskin, but the balls are too small. Not bad, but you really need to work on your attitude.
Attitude: Time-out/10
Balls: 3/10
Dick: 5/10
Overall: 3/10

Nice looking overall, but you look super jaundiced. Maybe see a doctor about that?
Skin: See a doctor/10
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 6/10
Overall: 6/10

Not bad, but not too much notable about it. Your foreskin looks pretty nice, but otherwise just kinda average.
Foreskin: 6/10
Shaft: 5/10
Balls: 5/10
Overall: 5/10

(Cont'd)

Smooth, and nice looking. Very well proportioned, with an appealing head. The best feature is definitely the balls, which look fantastic.
Head: 7/10
Shaft: 7/10
Balls: 9/10
Overall: 8/10

Nice tea with biscuits is always good.
Tea: 7/10
Biscuits: 6/10
Overall: 7/10

A nice head, with a well textured shaft, and a nice amount of hair at the base. Very appealing overall.
Head: 9/10
Shaft: 7/10
Overall: 8/10

Impressive muscular control, but otherwise not that noteworthy.
Creativity: 8/10
Dick: 6/10

Looks soft, in a good way. Definitely appealing, touchwise. Hard to tell anything else, though.
Race: Poo in the Loo/10
Dick: 7/10
Balls: 6/10
Overall: 6/10

Very cute. Your cum looks like it has a good consistency, and you're able to make some good distance with it.
Dick: 7/10
Cum: 8/10
Overall: 8/10

I feel like you could have washed a bit better before posting, but it's not bad. Looks really sweaty, but I like that. Still, wash next time.
Head: 6/10
Smegma: Wash/10
Shaft: 7/10
Balls: 7/10
Overall: 4/10

(Cont'd)

Anyone doing tributes kik me doorsfan35 for sister.

Very blurry, and impeded by someone else being in the picture. The head looks a little small, but the shaft looks nice(?)
Quality: 3/10
Head: 5?/10
Shaft: 6?/10
Overall: ???/10

Very cute, nice looking, well proportioned. Overall a very nice dick.
Head: 7/10
Shaft: 7/10
Overall: 7/10

Quite lengthy, with a lot of foreskin, and a smooth texture overall. Very nice. Balls look pretty weighty, but it's hard to tell.
Head: 7/10
Foreskin: 9/10
Shaft: 6/10
Balls: 7?/10
Overall: 8/10

Quite thick, with a very appealing texture, but the balls look a bit too... Drawn in? It's hard to describe well. Very nice overall, though.
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 7/10
Balls: 6/10
Overall: 6/10

Pretty blurry, and without detail, it looks pretty gross.
Quality: 1/10
Head: 5?/10
Shaft: 3?/10
Overall: 3?/10

A good length and thickness, with balls that look like they've got a good weight to them, and a fantastic foreskin. Definitely top quality.
Foreskin: 9/10
Shaft: 8/10
Balls: 8/10
Overall: 8/10

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Lmao I've said that earlier. Dead

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Thank you for your kind words.

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Thank you for this. Beautiful.

Thank you

hello

Pretty average overall, but in a good way. Very nice.
Head: 6/10
Foreskin: 7/10
Shaft: 7/10
Overall: 7/10

Quite blurry, but looks nice as far as I can tell. Foreskin looks good, I think.
Quality: 4/10
Head: 7?/10
Foreskin: 7?/10
Shaft: 7?/10
Overall: 7?/10

Good detail, and very nice looking. Your cum looks fantastic. Not much else to say.
Head: 7/10
Foreskin: 9/10
Shaft: 8/10
Overall: 8/10

No problem. You should be proud of having such a nice dick, user.

Hello.
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 7/10
Balls: 6/10
Overall: 6/10

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rate my dick and chubby body

Nice, how thick are you? (I mean your dick)

tbh idk never measured how thic my dick is,, lenght is 9 inch

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thoughts?

I could suck these.