Hey b, I'm having a son in about 2 weeks, I want to make him Peace, but I cannot convince my wife. What do i do?

Hey b, I'm having a son in about 2 weeks, I want to make him Peace, but I cannot convince my wife. What do i do?

Pick a better name

Peace is am awful name because it already means something, trust me people don't like it

If trips make him user

good lord, don't. hippie names are fucking stupid

is your last name Walker?

Name kid after celebrity.
I had a girl named pinjolata casata
You should name yours beezo zoodoo zopetty bop bop

Name him Goku and get it over with already, you weeb

Is your last name Uhvshit?

No it's Forrest

Just call him Baby Name Certificate

Translate peace into another language like Hawaiian. Maluhia or Malu both mean peace, but in different ways. The first is free from war, the second is more of a tranquil peace.

It will be real fun if you name him Peace and then he becomes the new Trump or better, Hitler.


My sister is Sunny and whenever she comes to visit, it rains.

>What do i do?

You listen to your wife, who seems like she has her shit together, and you pick a better name.

This is a real human being you're naming. Don't be an asshole and name him some trendy bullshit he's going to hate you for. Pick a proper name. And if you just can't resist giving him something douchey, make it his middle name.

Defer to your wife. She's an idiot but she's way smarter than you.

She's an idiot because she's with you.

Peace:piss. Your kid will hate you

Name him Simba-Yosis

Dont ask why just do it

Shit name, think of something better.

Roll for this

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The middle name is a good compromise

This one is good and meaninful

OP here, my wife wants to make him Landon but I don't like it

>Hey look, it's peace of shit

Is not great but still better than the Peace of garbage you're trying to pull

Both names are ugly as fuck

thats the joke i tried to make

tried, and failed

name him Rain

OP here but my middle name is Wayne and my surname is Forrest

I think Peace Wayne Forrest
Or Peace Forrest sounds great

It doesn't.

I’ll roll for this

Change your own fucking name to Peace then, you fucking idiot.

Or better yet, Japanese Suicide Forest

Name him Abort

>naming your son Peace Forrest

F U C K I N G K E K

Adolf

Peace is a really dumb name, I mean even dumber than typical nog names like JaMarcus or DeWayne

Name him pussy destroyer

Dude...come on
Why not name him Yunique?
Peace will be a very successful name for him if you want him to get beat up in middle school