I'll start with one

i'll start with one

>lol u new around here?
>smoke some weed
>kill this dude
>wtf u dont like it?
>oh how the turntables
>ruski shoot black dude

>Wake up can't recall last night
>Best friend with me
>Can't find his car
>hijinx ensue

It can't be Dude, Where's My Car?, that'd be too easy.

dude wheress my car

>can't find his car

brother...

> Girl meets boy
> She's read all the sex books
> They fall in with a scruffy gang of guys from all over the place
> She puts on a very revealing outfit
> Boy and girl have sex

50 shades of cancer?

> stapler

Not even close

correct

> abandoned while little
> rescued by a band of soldiers
> grows up to work for the government
> doesn't like dogs
> has an on/off relationship with a hot gf

I'm thinking this is a bit too little info but I'll give it a try. Office Space?

wtf u niggas watching

Got it!

hellboy?

Yep, surprised you got it.

>Boy pretends to be a cowboy
>Finds the crazy man who makes stuff
>Gotta Go Fast
>Boy pulls a fast one on town Bully
>Boy drives off bridge

Lonely road USA. Two guys accidentally run over a man, he's killed. Find a caravan, meet his wife. Get shitfaced together on acid, trips and more drugs, "waiting" for husband. Guy with headphones starts hearing white noise. Spoiler: Guys get killed slowly by tripping woman

One of the Back to the Future Movies

Yep, that was quick.

> midgets
> not Oz
> not that silly western with all midgets
> not GoT
> but midgets, and God

> Kid gets beat up a lot
> Gets his ass saved by a little girl
> Her dad is really creepy
> The faggy kid is the real villain

>no u won't
>yes I will
>omg u did

>One martian invades Earth at the end
>all by itself

>time is money
>literally

Willy Wonka?

Justin Timberlake's breakout role in Time?

>Kid smells things
>Smells grill
>Kills grill
>Kills more grills
>Get caught
>Orgy ensues

taken>?

>end of the movie
>"I got this condition"
>start of the movie
In that order.

memento

> Geek dies before he gets his cards signed by his hero
> It's always the quiet ones
> Beefy blonde guy fights troll over a redhead
> Something's caught in the engine

No, needs more God

Kick ass

>headphones
>cars

i think it's pretty obvious.

yep

Kek

>Quiet mountain town
>OMG monsters everywhere
>Car is kill
>Oops

A black sheriff?

Baby driver

Blazing Saddles

cabin in the woods?

Yeah

Avengers

Too easy...

>ends at the beginning
>graphically violent
>can't understand a thing that they say

No. Wasn't that just murderers not monsters?

> buttfuck Hill!

na there were a shit load of monsters, and i remember the car scene so i thought it was it.

yes

memento too?

bareback mt

Cabin in the woods does have monsters and that hot girl.

The Mist?

Brokeback Mt?

Hint:
Main character lives with regret from his impatience.

>kill some lesbians
>fuck dead lesbian
>something about drugs
>more death
> crazy white trash people fight eachother

There it is!

>sword
>there can be only one

>work as a software engineer, always late.
>searching for known terrorist
>he turns my world inside out
>by the end, I can fly

>movie starts
>grandpa read book
>sword man has skill
>meet a woman
>makes friend with a Mexican and giant
>save woman from danger
>grandpa close book

Star wars

Hint: Was in the theaters last year

Princess bride

training day

Old Boy?

>there’s this guy and he’s had a rough childhood, meets the the girl of his dreams, them bond of past pain. He gets in trouble, goes to th wrong guys for help, things get worse, realises he should have trusted his girl but it’s too late now. Spends most of movie finding his way back to her heart...

the Princess Bride

perfume story of a murderer or whatever it's called

time bandits

>Weekend At Bernies
>But also Castaway

Citizen Kane

Time bandits?

Yes. Just wanted to repeat 8/0 cats joke

Good on ya!

Bingo

Highlander

Yes2

highlander

i think that might work but i was thinking irreversable. but more than one follows that formula

hint: not star wars

>introduce characters
>make you like some
>make you dislike others
>stuff happens
>rising action
>climax
>falling action

Wrath of Khan's Bare Chest?

Highlander

Fantasia

>to to hospital
>lol who is killer
>"there is no killer bro"
>we are here 4 u
>shieeeet ok ok i get it
>you do?
>na lets bounce homey

Okay I'll go again lol

>Quiet mountain town
>Swearing ensues
>Blame Canada
>Satan isn't that bad after all

The matrix

South Park TM

southpark the movie bro?

Every fucking generic Hollywood blockbuster?

Easy but gj lol

>drugs
>money
>sex
>lemons

South Park

No it's a movie called
>Thatsthejoke.vid

yeap

>cabal
>neckbomb
>tv show
>omg its arny he cant lose
>climbing for money
>rekt tv show

While people are trying to figure this one out, here's another one:

>Everyone loves him
>Except fiancé
>An Heroes

Did you do this one ages ago b/ro? No one got the obscure lemons reference.

4th one here, put a damn movie clue with your guesses moran!

>Gack ack
>Ack ack ack
>Gack ak

Running man

The Room?