>Countdown to Spain GP:
F1countdown.com
whenisf1on.com
>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387
>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 86 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 73 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 63 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 49 points
5. Max Verstappen 35 points
>News
Alonso and McLaren first time in Q3
Vandoorne only driver to never be out of Q1 this season
Nick Heidfeld's brother is a multi-millionaire entrepreneur
Vettel will win and ensure a ferrari WCC and WDC
2nd for VWL
3rd for MWL
>tfw your racecar is so unreliable that the recovery vehicles are on your team
Ferrari win confirmed
>Alonso wins the 500
>teams up with JPM to win Le Mans next year for muh triple crowns
repeating numbers confirm
>2017
>using toilet paper to clean your ass instead of pussy phone and towel
If you fell down on the street and got some dog shit on your hand, would you rub it with dry pieces of paper until the paper stayed white? Fucking savage animal.
what does AFLA mean?
asking unironically
by contrast
>alonso goes to indy, retires after the first lap
>button gets a podium, mclaren is uncompetitive for the rest of the year
repeating digits assure
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and ferrari loses again
HAM BOT VET
A Fat Lazy American
>tfw google finally found a decent res version
:DDDDDDDDD
>tow truck company knew what was coming and painted the truck in new Honda colours
16th for lewd McLaren pissing
What will be the final position of AlonsGOAT?
DNS
breaks his leg in quali
Six feet under like all of us - except for those who are cremated.
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>Australians
(reposting for better webm)
uh
It seems you are still mistaking this thread with your gossip group chat with your girl friends.
>huemonkey
STOP POSTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEE
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>those replies
Goes to show that it's really not worth bothering with these threads outside of the actual races anymore.
What is name again?
lel
Apparently a formula 1 discussion thread on a Japanese airplane piloting forum is the only place for human interaction to some people here because I dont see another reason why they would be talking about some singing contest here.
Vance Dull
le occasional finish garcon
Best thing this ESC.
Mr. Nasal
Fernando will win tomorrow calling it now.
Screencap this
unlimited money works
first you must finish, fernando
>Daddy has all the money in the world and he still can't buy me a point
GOAT country desu
Fuckin europoors only gave us 2 points. Pack of arseholes.
show me your top 5 preds
>HAM
>BOT
>RIC
>RAI
>VET
>alonso
>kimi
>vetlel
>goa77as
>verstaps son
hahaha
you really are this fucking deluded
Hes a nigger what were you expecting?
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leave ricky alone
That would be great, Alonso is a fucking faggot and deserves everything bad happening to him right now.
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BOT
VET
RAI
VER
>Vettel loses 2nd due to start on dirty side of grid
>11 years 11 winners meme is kill
>trend of little to no passing this season continues
his brakes left him alone in Sochi ;-)
his power unit left him alone in Australia
Welcome to a new episode of
RDL
RICCIARDO
DNFS
LOL
Savage
Go fuck yourselves
>unironically supporting the wog
kill yourself convict
Do you drink your friends cum from your shoe on a saturday night?
just like he fucked the underside of his floor?
noteworthy that these are actual Honda engineers btw
based Binland
He will leave RBR if AMX keeps BTFOing him
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ohhhh danny boy, the press, the press are calling
from track to track, and down in milton keynes
the frog is here, and your potential is falling,
it's you, it's you who must go, and that is how it seems
Frankly I was disgusted with the level of Alonso fanboyism on espee today. I felt like I was on fucking Reddit with all the fags screaming
>GP2 ENGINE Q3 JAJAHAHAHAHAH0AH
>GREATEST DRIVER ON THE GRID
>MCLAREN HONDA WDC INBOUND!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!
It's like people think a) his pace is genuine and b) the car will actually last the race, Apparently no one remembers the Red Bull years, when every time we went to Spain Ferrari magically found a way for Alonso to qualify competitively before disappointing in the race, or the last 4 F1 races where the Honda engine has sputtered to a halt before the finish.
I actually like Alonso but the fucking "best driver on the grid" meme has been the only think perpetuating his popularity for years. At this point I actually want him to run F1 for another year so that he can either have another season of DNF suffering on a shit team or just get straight up BTFO by his teammate somewhere good.
Friendly reminder Ves was in front of Ric after every fast lap except when Ves started in the back, overtook him in like lap 7 and finished in front.
To be quite honest I'm not really sure what's going on. Car/regs mustn't be agreeing with Ric's driving style or something. We've had four GP's this season and he has done nothing of note.
why is a driver with a 2018 contract being mentioned in early silly season rumours? because he is being exposed by his team mate.
What was his end game?
was getting disqualified a part of his plan?
jealous ;)
every first lap*
>not supporting an elite, muscular Bestralian
what's wrong with you?
then again neither has verstappen
kys contrarian chink
people don't watch F1 in crowds outside the tracks anymore, do they? :/
They do in Brazil.
But that's because they don't have electricity in their favelas.
>this used to be the Spanish GP
They don't in Germany.
But that's because they have muslims raping everyone who is outside
>cars overtaking
>not shattering into a thousand pieces when they touch
What sport is this?
If by outside the tracks you mean my mom's basement and by in a crowd you mean by myself, then I do just that.
>Dutch """"""banter""""""
you know, now that I think about it
>""""""Dutch"""""" """"""banter""""""
More like
>Gravelpits
Bit disappointed Croatia didn't win Eurovision desu lads
I thought for sure the yodelling Romanians would win it
>German """"""""humour""""""""""
you know, now that I think about it
>"""""""""""German"""""""""" """"""""humour""""""""
Merkel was right
Careful m8s, you'll trigger the favela monkey. You're only allowed to talk about things he likes.
Oooh that was the right amount of cheese that one
Is that a University of Arkansas Razorbacks hat? Wtf
you don't know the fucking half of it...
I would have voted for them purely on how gorgeous the girl was alone.
a shame the bearded cunt had to plant that sloppy kiss on her face when they were done.
That BR is really a bug softly really. Imagine German anime poster with a tan
>does exact same comment as I did but switches nationality
>complains about others' humor
but hey, mention how there's Muslims in our country, that's really histerical, true comedic genius right there, dude
I really, really like that image
Do you mind if I save it?
judging from games, valencia was a nice track t.b.h.
here's another one, this used to be the French GP
no problem at all friend. It is yours free of charge
I'm disappointed Moldova didn't win the televote.
looks like the Balkans
Was surprised just how not shit the UK did this year. Was expecting votes to be 0s purely on Brexit
A fitting end for a horrible track.
You would've gotten 12 from Straya either way.
>5pain
oh shit was that the only reason they got in? Cheeky shits
The only way that McLaren can finish races is if the engine shits the bed in qualifying or in P3 so the cars start from the back.
Is this the Moto GP thread?
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