/tennis/ - Madrid Finals and Rome

Cuevas will save us edition

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Better thread op

carina

these dubs

a mi me gustaba

cuevas BTFO

THIEM SAVE US

Thiem is so fucking good. would have really enjoyed watching Zverev getting BTFO by Thiem

why are american faggots even allowed to open threads?

>the state of american """"""""""""humor""""""""""""

nice 2 see u took inspiration from me!!! saved

le hitball hard man is gonna beat nadal isnt he?

Is that a shoop, m8?

/shoop/ general?

Cuevas, Artigas and Gardel are Argentine

>he doesn't know about nadal's modeling career

hott

literally not even humorous what's wrong with you

what the fuck, dude?

my gf

rate

>year 2017
>first 5 masters and first 2 slams will be won by Fedal

>painted on abs
Sad!

How long until Thiem gets Magnus Norman as coach and turns into the new Wawrinka?

Dimitrov generation is clearly at fault here

this

>servebotting on clay
what did they mean by this

its like 4 am there. they want sleep

I hate these weird metal cubicle things in the stands.

dat ass

why don't you fuck off and leave this thread just for one day. Go outside, see what the world looks like maybe you stop being such a gay unfunny faggot.
You're literally the worst cancer, I hope you die. It would be the best for all of us.

Agree. This is the ugliest venue of all the clay court events.

It's funny that the Madrid Masters also has the ugliest trophy of them all.

yea me 2

>german humour

What about the rest of the year? Who will win:
>Wimbledon
>Montreal
>Cincinnati
>USO
>Shanghai
>Paris
>WTF

all thiem

I still believe that Raonic might get this year's Wimbly or US Open if he manages to build some momentum.

>a huge golden dildo

Do you think Tiriac sodomizes whores with it?

>Murray has a shit first few months
>has increased his lead over Djok at the top

>finish intelligence

please fuck off

he lost some of that lead this week. and he's unlikely to defend the Roma title further diminishing the lead

...

idk but the sole thought of that pointy thing going inside someone's anus makes me cringe.

Karlovic

what are you even angry about, dude?

>Wimbledon
Fed
>Montreal
Thiem
>Cincinnati
Fed
>USO
Nadal
>Shanghai
Dimitrov
>Paris
Nadal
>WTF
Fed

>he lost some of that lead this week
Nope

About the current state where a very few people make the same cancerous bad jokes over and over again and the stupid masses, instead of telling the idiot to go and fuck himself, jump on the only one pointing out the stupidity of the whole sitituation making such witty remarks like ">german humour LELELLELKE look how funney I am. I'm playing a dumb finnish faggot. u mad?".

sorry, I don't think this is funny anymore.

>german "humor"

okay

>turkish """""humour""""

genuinely made me kek, as predictable as that was

wew. Put yourself IN A COFFIN

>Look mom, I did it again. He's said it would be retarded but I still did it

fuck off you pathetic shitsack

cuevas choking hard

c

Murray has lost 510 points, Djok has lost 640 after losing to Nadal. Murray will lose big time in Rome though I can imagine

and btw if you want to enjoy something other than cancerous jokes read a book and get off this website

it'll be good for the ol' blood pressure, just stop posting

You take that back.

>reading books

When could Roger and Rafa realistically take Murray and Novak out the top 2?

Roger has no points to defend at the French so there is scope to earn a lot there

>LOOLOLLOLOLOL I only come to this place because it's so shit XDDDDXDDDD

maybe you should get off this site, surely it would become a little less cancerous

...

he will likely lose in 1R or 2R

Rafa, by the end of the clay season. Murray will be harder to top since a lot of his points come from the latter half of the year.

Imagine being Pablo on that court and having to be all like, damn Thiems backhand looks like *THAT*???

it is sexy innit?

How does Thiem fit all that ass in his shorts?

you're right. I just assumed the gap got smaller because of how early Murray was eliminated and how much further Djokovic had made it

I meant

*Rafa can become n2 by the end of the clay season

>thinks this website isnt cancer
>acts like cancer
makes you think dont it?

lad I've been posting in tennis since WImbeldon 2012, if you are gonna keep acting like an ass Immma have to ask you to leave the premises

Ass bra.

afro qt

we knowed what you meant lad.

stop arguing with him you retard

Yeah, we'll only have a new #1 at the end of the year it seems.

Why don't you shut the fuck up? I already told you a few times. It would be seriously a good idea to listen to a man wiser than you.

exhaled air through my nose

>2012

quads of youth

>lad I've been posting in tennis since WImbeldon 2012
newfag

Shut the fuck up! Your still not funny,

Hitler ;)

Is it my imagination or is that amazon taller than Dominic?

when you start posting, and when did the seeds slip?

those huge fake tits on the ball girl, my god.

>Thiem in charge of hitting a wide open tweener

>fake

His butt is too big to hit shots between his legs comfortably.

didnt think so lad

reminder

Nadal will win tomorrow, you don't even have to hope for it.

After having watched his match today, I can tell he is playing at top level again.

His backhand cross were vicious, he played close to the lines, he even often run around the backhand to apply inside-out forehands.

Either Wawrinka becomes a beast again, or Nadal loses in the early rounds.
Otherwise he will win the FO.

or fed shits on him

Sharapova has no class desu

Looks like it.

shes russian, did you really expect her to have any?

yes.

take it as a learning experienc

Nah, that was pretty cool of her. She should really embrace more her bitchiness and stop beating around the bush.

reeee, where are the rallies

They are saving for the tiebreak.

I get the feeling that Cuevas is such a clean hitter, but I'm not sure I know what that means

The ball always hits the center of his racquet.

Aaaah

fuck off you sperg