Tis Sunday my dudes

Tis Sunday my dudes.

Confess.

I just ate a 200 calorie snack bar

yesterday I crossed streets without looking both sides

Fucking J walker you are going to hell

I signed up for Hulu Live Tv for just a week to watch the Superbowl and then i'll switch back to regular service

I can't stop masturbating and looking at porn. I had a good day a few days ago where I didn't. Multiple times a day, every day. It always starts with me looking at porn. I need to stop. One way to cutback I think , is to stop watching porn and just like at 2D grills and lewds. That doesn't feel as bad and also I have a little more control.
I also really want to start smoking cigarettes again because of how bleak everything feels. Everything feels like shit so I don't know

I found a penny on the floor that was heads and i bent down and turned it around to tails

I wasn't patient at the shops today and I rushed past an old lady rather then giving her the time to get the fuck out of the way.

True demonblood.

I cumshop my female friends (a heifer and a butterface) and cum buckets over them

I had second thoughts once about marrying my wife.

Jerked it to undertale porn

My gf is pregnant and I have two other bitches that want to fuck me

Get a hold of yourself user. That's not healthy

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I feel kinda anxious and I don't know why.

I fucked my homie but didn't say no homo

did you go through with it?

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I had two kids with my stepfather during my teens.

Where are they now?

I am a homosexual. I go to gay bars and hook up with other men after work.

Yes? I said she was my wife.

The first one my mother made me give him up for adoption. He should be 15 now. The second my mother gave her to her sister and was raised as my cousin, she is 11 and doing great in life.

Were you raped? Why twice??

I'm not getting enough from my wife of a decade and have been trying to get a hook up from cl. Two weeks ago a dude was trying aggressively to get me to give him a shot at head. I thought fuck it a month is a mouth. I could feel his stubble on my dick. It wasn't. So I let him lick my balls while I closed my eyes and jerked off. I thought about woman and started to get hard. After a few minutes I noticed he wasn't licking. He was on all fours with his ass in the air and he begged me to fuck him. I did. A mouth isn't a mouth, but an asshole is pretty universal.

*Mouth is a mouth

yikes, what a shitshow.
Late teens? Did you consensually have kids with your own stepfather like a degenerate?

I was. It had been happening for a while, I had those two but I was pregnant two other times, one of those he kicked me until I started to bleed. The other time I had a natural miscarriage. He thought it was funny to get me pregnant because then I'd have to tell my mother and she would hit me while telling me how much of a whore I was. She is a blind bitch because my daughter looks just like my stepfather and she still goes around saying I was a dumb whore.

I swallowed my brother in laws wedding ring when he wasn't looking and now my sister is very mad at him for losing it and I've been digging through my shit for 2 days but I can't find it.

>you are raised as the daughter of your mother only to find out your cousin is your mom who had incest sex with her dad and your own sister got threw to the wolves.

I hope you know if that lil girl ever finds out its gonna put her life on its head. You should have aborted them if you werent gonna raise them. What kinda degenerate fucks keep one kid and give one up?

Had first at 13 and then had the girl at 17. It was not consensual.

oh father i still visit 9gag from time to time

Why the fuck did you stick around? stockholmes syndrome? Mongoloid retardation? yikes

I constantly have what I can only describe as "violent, intrusive thoughts." I feel as though I can never be satisfied until all non-whites are subjected to a mass genocide, and I can't stop thinking about how much happier I would be if this were to happen. Please help, father.

Not my decision, really. Hopefully she will never know, I don't see her often. Had it being my decision I wouldn't have had neither of them, precisely because their existance would be a mess once they learned how the came into the world.

My aunt doesn't know she is my stepfather's kid, so if anything, if the kid finds out I'm her mother I'll just say her father was another kid from HS.

You were 17. why didnt you just run away. You stayed where you were getting raped, beaten and emotionally abused. you aided in the creation of a dysfunctional fuck up of a family tree and hold the burden of the lives and trauma of at least four lives on the backs of your own inability to get the fuck out of there.

why.

I consume over 3,000 calories a day and I'm just mildly overweight

I didn't think I deserved better, maybe I was just an idiot... I did go away after my daughter was born.

I regularly cheat on my wife.
I am only with her because she has a nice income and a big house. I could easily provide for myself but not having to worry about basic things, receiving nice gifts and having my money for myself is very comfortable.

The only thing I need to worry about is her finding out, even though I think I'd manage to guilt trip her into forgiving me.

The same way I made her sign a lease that is strongly in my favor.

You act like it being a secret makes it better. all that means is that your family is even more rooted in betrayal than I thought. youve even put a failsafe of lies and more betrayal if she finds out about the first betrayal. youre subjecting your own fucking children to a life of never knowing their real origins just because you and your stepdad were elite level fuck ups.

the world is a black place, and the choices of you and that monstrosity of a step father have become another orchestrator of its darkness.

there is not a maybe in this situation. You are an idiot. your only saving grace is accepting that and trying to make the situation better.

Do you feelbad about this at all?

I hacked into my friend’s steam account to get the link to the album with her nudes.

I went away after my daughter was born. I didn't do it before because I didn't feel I deserved any better. But I know I can't really blame anyone but myself for these fucked up shit.

thats not even being an idiot. thats literally throwing four human lives away because of your own inability to recognize the downfalls of a fucking situation and reason yourself out of it.

these threads are insane. i thought my life was irrevocably fucked up. I wish you peace of mind, because unless you just lack the mental capacity to reason with the horrors you've brought into the world then I can't imagine you sleep well at night.

No. Not in the slightest.
She gets what she needs from me, occasional attention, dinners and whatnot.
My feelings for her might be fake but as long as she is unaware of that it makes her feel good.

I also thinks the sole reason she didn't find out yet is because she doesn't want to. She's naive, that's not my fault, I'm merely taking advantage of it.

I masturbated to pictures of naked children from the ages of 7ish to 16ish while I was around 14-16 and twice in the same day once about 3 months ago. I suppressed the memory and forgot about it until I remembered and had a breakdown about a year ago. I've wanted to kill myself pretty much non stop since then.

Believe me, no one hates me more than myself. As I said, I know I can't really blame anyone but myself for how fucked up things ended up being.

I have posted on Sup Forums

asd

How can you use someone like that, someone who loves you?

That's all irrelevant.

Tits or gtfo.

And here we have what made b famous

I only want my ex back because she has the sweetest and best looking butthole and soles I've seen

Tonight I wanked way too long and hard so now my dick is all bruised red and I'm sleep deprived
Nice dubs tho

I am studying while on vacation.

Thats not an excuse. You dont kill two children, throw one away and let your moms sister raise another one because "you didn't deserve any better." You do that because you fundamentally lack the reasoning and empathetic capacity to care for others. You cannot sit on your computer recollecting these atrocities and tell me it was your lack of self esteem that caused this. You're fucked if you think that.


Nah. You might be saying that now, because you understand my tone and the reality of how fucked up you are which is a good sign but you've also blamed it on "not knowing any better" and are verbally shifting fault subconsciously despite this failsafe of "i hate myself." Your entire family needs deep therapy. im mad because youre tapping into the downsides of my own childhood but I wanna at least tell you im sorry for how things turned out. we dont get to pick how the dice gets rolled, but we sure as fuck can try our hardest to manipulate the outcomes. I hope you find peace.

As said, she gets what she wants and is happy so I don't see much of a problem there.

Only children are something she won't receive from me, since I had a vasectomy while I was on a 'business trip', she doesn't know about that.

Maybe luck will even work in my favor and she let's someone else knock her up. Since I could prove it's not mine and we have a strict lease I could get away from playing her happy husband and take a damn lot of her shit with me.

POST THEM PLEASE!!

I totally did a cuss over the internet togday.

You shouldn't hate yourself because of what happened to you, it's not your fault. Fuck everyone who says a 17 year old should know better and be able to run away from abuse. Life is definitely not that simple, at least in most cases it isn't.

I’ve fucked a married man in the back of his van that had a chilies car seat. Instead of feeling bad all I could think about was he has a small dick.

During my time in the KGB i had killed a total of 25 people and made at least 50 "disappear."

Women have better eyes, have her double check

I summon demons as a hobby

I cheated on my gf 4 times so far because I have a huge foot fetish and her fert are ugly as fuck and I cant satisfy myself with her. I am also sexting with a friend that broke up recently with her boyfriend and we always wantes to fuck each other.
I feel shitty about it because my gf is a real treasure and takes care of me and loves me like noone ever did. But the flesh is weak.

I once went to a club with my girl friend and danced with a fat chick and kissed her neck because my girl got mad at me for some frivolous shit. I feel bad is this cheating?

lol, welcome to a lack of empathy 101. now that you know you are an unfeeling robot of a human you can decide to keep being a petty fuck up or not.

Flesh isn't weak, sexual deviants who have pigeon holed themselves sexually until the only way they can get off is by having a particular brand of human feet in immediate view are weak.


hilarious thread is hilarious, basically an anonymous advertisement for all of our mental issues. what a fuckup bunch we are.

I have a strange addiction for sharing pictures of my teen mates to other guys for them to wank over. I really expose them.

If you truly felt shitty you wouldn't let your fetish control you, nor would you be sexting another girl. You don't love your girlfriend. It's obvious.

i betry my dick over a trap

if the only basis for your sexual gratification is a girls feet then you're probably gay user. If you can't fuck the pussy or the face, youre gay.

how rich are you now?

I jacked off to ann frank once

Also married 13 years and cheated regularly unprotected for years. Never got or gave the wife anything. Feel like she never found out because she didn’t want to really know. As long as I kept paying the bills and fucking her once a month she was content.

Eventually the guilt got to me and I don’t do it anymore. I’ll take the secret to my grave.

No don’t be an idiot.

My friends and I have all seen each other's dicks, balls, and asses.

Faggots

How old are they?

Not me. One is bisexual.

i think im developing schizophrenia.
i spend alot of time alone and ive been having full conversations with the voice in my head

I can't stop jerking it to 2D animoos and it's ruining my sexlife

They are 18 now but some of the pictures I have shared go back a few years.

Depending on how explicit they are, that could get you in deep shit.

Yeah I know, there are no proper nude pictures. Its mostly face, topless and ass pics (the ass pics being 'funny' ones that str8 guys for some reason love to take)

Friday night i had such bad whiskey dick I took the condom off so I could be able to finish(like ~1.5hrs in), pulled out though.

went on a cam site and fapped in front of
at least 200 homosexuals

been thinking about having sex with some random guy on craigslist.

I keep trying to commit to nofap and succeed for several days but always end up relapsing. I just broke my record today and fapped to some degenerate shit. I want to be cured of this gay shit father user

I take Lexapro so that I don’t an hero.

i wanna pin your sweet ass down in bed and pound the fuck out of you until you cum all over my dick and beg me to go harder, then pull out and finish you off again with my tongue

I'm so tired of being alone that I've been debating going to a shithole country to bring back a wife, but my social anxiety makes me fear that it will end in failure. I just want a wife to pamper and, in exchange, she greets me with a smile and a kiss when I get home after a day's work.

I've been skipping school a lot and I feel terrible about it but I don't do it because of anything malicious, I do it because I feel so depressed that I can't even get out of bed and cry all day.