Confess

Confess
It's Sunday

Today, I farted really loud at McDonald's and everyone started staring at me.

Fuck the catholic church. We true Christians don't confess to faggot priests. We confess to God.

>God i acted like a pathetic faggot today pls forgive me

mcsniffin it

i didn't lose any weight

I always lie when people ask me for directions, I send them literally in the opposite direction

rape videos are my favorite

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To what exactly?

I was supposed to quit smoking yesterday, yet here am I still doing it.

I fucking despise everyone that I'm friends with but don't know how to tell them. I ignore them for months and when I do reply they won't leave me the fuck alone. I want to move away just so I don't have to put up with their worthless normie asses fuck them

I would give literally anything I own for some human contact

me too

Then literally pay a prostitute you moron

okay. How do I do that? Where do I find one? What the actual fuck do you mean? I live in rural missouri bruh there's nothing here but hoes that aren't prostitutes and chruch girls

>be me about 3 months ago
>19/M lives at home
>free house so decide to smoke some weed
>goodshit.jpeg
>start fapping
>start thinking about dudes the entire time
>mfw I have a gf of 2 years
>forget about incident until the next time I get high
>mfw it happens again and I think im bisexual
>literalfaggot.ini
>tell gf I think im bi and she breaks up with me
>going to kill myself by the end of the week
>feelsbadman

I'm too ashamed of actually coasting to pick up one :(

Amen brother. God is the only one.

Confessions are on Saturdays cathonoob.

You can be turned on by men and not be gay, you are only gay if you act on it, my faggot

Im an atheist , pls forgive me

I'm gay.

Forgive me father for I have sinned as I have masturbated to thousands of gay porn clips.

I listen to Christian radio instead of going to church because I'm deeply afraid of human interaction. Please forgive me lord.

I wish I had been born with better genes. I wish I had grown up in better surroundings. I wish a member of my immediate family could have been a better figure I could have looked up to while I was young. I wish they understood the cultural difference of where they raised us, earlier on in our lives, so we could have been more adequately prepared to interact with this mad world.

I made my friend strip during lunch while I was in highschool.
I forced her to walk around naked with my fingers deep in her pussy and ass the whole time.
Licked every finger when I was done and kept her panties to jerk off with.

Paid a fat girl to sit, grind, and fart on my face.

my wife is going in for an abortion on thursday and she thinks im devastated when in reality i couldn't be any more happier

Lol u just talking to yourself. Doesn't count as confession.

It's Sunday

Story

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I'm engaged to a girl
But I met this girl who just recently got engaged at my job We talk alot and share everything together I'm feeling committed stopping this wedding and we have a plan to move out by transferring out our job together to a different city and being together to leave it all behind.

Ive not washed or showered since friday. Dont even smell bad

Momento Mori

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