Take Sup Forums back to it's routes

take Sup Forums back to it's routes

FUCK the janitor

>FUCK the janitor

if the janitor looks anything close to that grill then yes.

That's a huge cock.

Just go to sleep now Nigel

For you.

>White cock getting pleased by a beautiful women
This is wrong

It's a Jew cock, if you look closely

lol that small penis

I thought people on this website only watched black-dick-porn

You're joking right

>routes

only in american hours

What does a blowjob feel like?

Bags of sand

the average penis size in the usa is 13cm (about 4 and a half inches), you shouldn't call that small

salty bags of coins

salty coins and milk

Is blowjobs a sport?

like if someone is sucking your lifeforce

Everyone on the internet has a 18+cm cock

Giving one or receiving one

It's alright, girls usually give pretty bad blowjobs. It's not like in porn where they give sloppy deepthroathing succs

>cm

Can you convert that to first-world units

1 medium sized burger and small fries

>to it's routes

about 1.5 BBCs
That's what Americans measure things in, right, black cocks?

>girls usually give pretty bad blowjobs
nigga you suggesting guys are better at it? that's a bit gay

off course

Cm=centimeters

it's not gay if you have your eyes closed ;)

No I meant like normal girls as opposed to porn stars or escorts but I could have worded it better

sounds impossible my fucking middle finger is that long you fucking zilch

That was pretty funny Mexico

yes but when you find a good one you don't wanna let that go no matter how ugly she is

1cm = 1/18 icsicm (internet cock size in cm)

implying i give a fuck about "the usa" country of race traitors and shitskins police state shit hole

i hope you die today you fucking zero

It's OK Matias, we are in 2017. You can love whoever you want

>nigga you suggesting guys are better at it?
of course they are, they know the tool better than the girl

bet i could suck your dick like crazy

Kawhi?

>tfw average

feels pretty good lads now I don't have to end it all.

I don't think that's right but if you source it thatd be cool

Greatly depends on how good the girl is.

It's only gay if you look him in the eyes, smile, and wink when you cum

Not as good as giving one.

sorry I don't do white bois

A bit like jacking off in the shower, except your hand is a mouth and instead of jacking off in the shower, a girl is sucking your dick

is this /bundes/?

Holy fuck. My hands are a little longer than the average woman

No more webm?

trannies > hookers > sluts > virgin girls

FACT

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Recently had my first one (and several more subsequently). It feels good, definitely a confidence booster, but the girl wasn't that great at it and I kept hitting her teeth which was uncomfortable.

no
generals are fucking gay and you should kill yourself

you're dumb

Fuck off stupid bitch, back to your containment thread fucking whore.

Depends how good they are, secret to getting a decent blowjob is them using their hand in tandem with sucking your dick. If they're just using their mouth you don't really feel much. Oh yeah and it's also better when it's a man doing it ;^)

N-norway s-stahp

I self insert as the girl in that image, what does that mean?

Nothing, that's a very aesthetically pleasing cock

>>/fit/

yall be gay as fuck

Guys I haven't had sex in nearly a year. Masturbation really doesn't make me feel good. What do I do

Sex is easy as fuck to get, even if you're a socially awkward neckbeard you can still pay for it and it's available on call 24/7 anywhere in the world.

I came to have a cheeky wank and all I see is gay talk.

baka

hit the weights and get a clue

prostitute, it's what i do

vastly underrated

I don't want to use a prostitute why can't I just stop being an awkward fucking dork

Because you're asking for advice on how to get laid from the losers that post on here.

best way to stop being awkward is not giving a fuck. this is coming from an awkard brah whos also trying to change, it doesnt happen overnight let me tell you. the more you expose yourself to cringe situations the easier it will be to do stupid shit later on. i you constantly think what you say/do youll never leave your comfort zone.

maybe it's because you put sex in a pedestal? getting a whore is hardly any different from going to a restaurant and eating food prepared by someone else, isn't it? or maybe you're looking for love and not sex

is this the perro caca thread?

i'd probably suck a dick if 100% no one would ever find out, and the guy would vanish from earth. just to have tried it you know.

sweet dubs, bro.

Wrong, pretending like you dont care > actually not caring. People like people who actually dont give a fuck

suck your own dick norbro

kek, that sounds like something louis ck would say

that's over 5 inches

it's just not the same, and incredibly difficult. and i don't want my neighbors to find me with a broken neck naked in bed with a semi

that means he would vanish from earth

mmmmh

i dont understand your post

tfw to smart too understand how inches work

shit get is shit

Wrong. Contain the autism. I propose a /soc/ or /fifa/ general

I like like this post. Fuck the mods

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Gay guys do give best head and there is nothing you can say to prove me wrong

Watching a girl eat your cum really is the best.

Been really into blowjob porn lately. Kind of weird considering how vanilla it is and how long I've been watching porn.

but then she kisses you and you end up making out with your cum in your mouth

Isn't that the best part?

i've been watching smaller and smaller girls in porn, i don't like where this is headed

Fluid swapping is hot. Both ways. Like fingering or fucking a girl and making her lick you clean. I have no boundaries.

Just like free sp

Hot desu.
I want a girl to force me to do this,

Sounds good actually. So how do I stop giving a fuck?

it comes naturally after a while

kek

This guys knows what's up. They gotta git dat hand in thur

Nothing wrong with that.

pretend like you dont care first, then

Find a video you like and find something else about it you like besides the girl's size. For example, I was into dp, realized I liked when the girl was cumming while sucking cock so I looked for videos of girls masterbating while sucking cock (sadly rare, though not as rare as a girl sucking cock while both people watch porn), then I realized I just like when the girl is into the blowjob so I've been looking at vanilla blowjob stuff lately.

Well that and cuckquean but that shit is super rare and searching for it usually brings up more cuck garbage than cuckquean porn

literally stop caring about the opinions of others and do whatever the fuck you want

go abroad somewhere, it'll help you learn to stop giving a fuck quickly

shoutouts to all my morpheus/kazaa/limewire niggas

perro caca