>somehow get into college on scholarship
>scholarship says i have to live in dorms freshman year
>move into dorms, try to hide
>chad starts giving me shit for liking anime and not talking to anyone
>see him using his computer, see his password is his dog's name
>wait for him to go out to parties at night
>go into his room
>put the cheesiest pizza on his computer
>wait a month
>get on his wifi and start sharing same pizza on open fileshare
>do this for like 2 weeks, hosting
>cops come
>he's on parole now, kicked out of school facing 15 years and hoping to plead it down to 5 years best case scenario and be a sex offender for life
>his mom was crying when they came to get his stuff
i don't even feel bad
Somehow get into college on scholarship
Well done user
As a chad I must say, that is some powerful beta attack strategy.
Im almost impressed.
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>As a chad
when will this pasta stop
ITT: Faggot copypasta.
Why don't you pretend to be an adult instead of a fucking child?
howd you have the pizza
+1 life (sentence) 4 U, sir.
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oh my
lying loser faggot got your ass kicked and can't deal with it
>lying loser faggot got your ass kicked and can't deal with it
I love how it was 2 years yesterday and once I pointed out the federal minimum for CP charges, your future posts include that. You should thank me for making your pasta more tasty.
>I love how it was 2 years yesterday and once I pointed out the federal minimum for CP charges, your future posts include that. You should thank me for making your pasta more tasty.
thx plox
wtf its a pizza illegal in your country user?
this story again, Op is one massive faggot
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that is not legal
so