I'm brand new here, can someone tell me how tf Sup Forums functions?

I'm brand new here, can someone tell me how tf Sup Forums functions?

No

You're supposed to kill a slave and bring his head to a minstrel's daughter.

And tell her to serve it with an adequate amount of veges to keep yourself healthy

You already fucked up by not sacrificing to kek kys it's the only way to redemption

Dont make a thread or comment until you have spent a year or two lurking faggot

lurkmoar

Ah, ok. Could you direct me to the nearest daughter of a minstrel so i can give them the offering?

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Start reposting 9gag memes and pictures of some hentai chick you wanna stick your 1 inch in since we all know "real" girls only date assholes and i bet you are one fine gentleman.
You fit in just fine...

EW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Leave now while you can.

It doesn't we just pretend it does.

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I actually have a strong distaste for any "anime" (especially hentai), but i do appreciate the warm welcome. Thank you. Here is a picture of my dog as a sign of good faith.

youre quite the faggot

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You post pictures. If people like your picture, they'll call you a fag and post more pictures tangentially related to it. If people don't like your picture, they'll call you a fag and your thread will die.

>LURK MOAR you roodypoo

I wouldn't expect much from Sup Forums though. It used to be at least kind of funny but now... I dunno man... I dunno...

Yea, I've been browsing a bit. Seems like a bottomless pit of porn addicts and creeps. I'm sure they're nice if you get to know them though.

>Sup Forums functions
A grievous misconception

>nice
no. Eventually, you'll graduate to the dubs decides threads and free for all raids. But never nice.

Lul/10